> Interviewer: Your Name?
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
> Interviewer: Tell me properly.
> Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.
> Interviewer: Your father's name?
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
> Interviewer: What dose that mean?
> Interviewee: Manmohan Pal, Sir.
> Interviewer: Your native place?
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
>
> Interviewer: Madhya Pradesh?
> Interviewee: No, Munnur Pal, Sir.
> Interviewer: What is your qualification?
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
>
> Interviewer (Angrily): What is it?
> Interviewee: Matric Pass.
> Interviewer: Why do you need a job?
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
>
> Interviewer: And what does that mean?
> Interviewee: Money problem, Sir.
>
> Interviewer: Describe your personality.
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
>
> Interviewer: Explain yourself clearly.
> Interviewee: Magnanimous personality, Sir.
>
> Interviewer: This discussion is now over. You may go now.
> Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
>
> Interviewer: What is it now?
> Interviewee: My performance, Sir?
> Interviewer: M.P.!!!
>
> Interviewee: What is that, Sir.
> Interviewer: Mentally punctured!