Jokes - Page 3

😃 BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! Rojapoo kalikitingapa!!!! 👏

Keep it up my dear friend. That was excellent.

Rojapoooo ungaluku oru OHHHHHHHHHHH podanum 😆 😆
Rombave kalakureenga 👏 👏
Eppadimaa ungalala ithellam mudiyuthu??? 😛
May be Shanthi akka can provide u a job in RK maam's factory as a " creative head" 😉

😆 Good Job Guys....When i get over my sick,i'll bring something 2 😆

yamma....rosapoo.....engeyo poikittu irukareenga.....summa kalakkunga machi.....Ungalukky 100 namaskaram....amma

Originally posted by: atina

yamma....rosapoo.....engeyo poikittu irukareenga.....summa kalakkunga machi.....Ungalukky 100 namaskaram....amma

kumbida pona theivam... kurukee vanthathamma

Wow tht wat awesome... so create joke and even creative applause for it 👏 Tool kalepiringe paaaaa. Stomach valli tangemudiyaville...

SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......

Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........

Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher



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Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?

Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........!



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All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition.

Bcoz, Sardarji's wife put hairpin in machine when it said "Enter ur

PIN".



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HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG

PODUNGA.........

UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN.



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A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say

a

COMPOUND sentence.

He said ' STICK NO BILLS'



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Customer: How much is the rate of banana ?

Salesman: 1 rupee.

Cus: 60 paisekku varadha??

Sal: 60 paisekku thol than varum.

Cus: Intha 40 paisea. thola vachukittu palatha kudu



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TTR: Ticket kattunga?

Sardar: Itho parunga.

TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,

Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa?

TTR: ......... ????



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Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta?

Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen.......



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Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla

padikkaliya?

Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichadhukkaga miss "O"

pottanga...

You Sank the Titanic!

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.



Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.



In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same."


Japan?? Malaysia??

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.


The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ..look..Toyota!! ...very fast!!! made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.. look.. Nissan!!!..very good!! very fast! made in
Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom.

Jap: look.. look.. Honda!!. very GOOD!!.very fast!!

....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .. look... look.. meter!!..very good!!....very
fast!.. Made in Japan!

You Sank the Titanic!

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.



Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.



In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same."


Japan?? Malaysia??

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.


The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ..look..Toyota!! ...very fast!!! made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.. look.. Nissan!!!..very good!! very fast! made in
Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom.

Jap: look.. look.. Honda!!. very GOOD!!.very fast!!

....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .. look... look.. meter!!..very good!!....very
fast!.. Made in Japan!

good ones Uma. esp. the Japan or Malaysia one. good going.