Jokes - Page 6

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Hi all,

Preethi Srinivasan ( Swargam and Bandham star) has registered here in IF. She has posted her comments in page 87 of Bandham. Please visit this page if you are interested.

She seems to be cool.

good ones Rimasen. statements which are funny and thought provoking. tks.

That was superb Roja 👏 . Kalakuringee paaaaa

Hi Jigly (Leena)

Congrats paaaaa. Your continous hardwork with the forum is finally awarded. Ongeluku oru allll oyarum roja poo malai for wonderfull job. 👏

Kadi jokes

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....
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nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum
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nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu
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nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
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Non-smoker: I hate Cigarette
Smoker : Me too, that is why I am burning it out
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Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum
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Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Person2 : AAN KING (!)
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Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
A:'Crane'
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Q:Which bird can write ?
A:'Pen'guin
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Q:Pura(Dove)kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu
correcta poi serum? A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.
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A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM
B: Mazhai may not come!!
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Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni?
Person 2: Theriyalaiyea!
Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand!
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !
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MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
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Two College students finish their History exam and walk
out of the exam hall..
First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..)
adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea
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