Jokes - Page 30

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

good one giri....

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pongalukku government leave koduppaanga
aanaa idli thOsaikku koduppaangalaa

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 10th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.



After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.


When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Aana nai biscuitla nai irukkuma

Here's another one:

Annan's wife anni agalam,
Thambi's wife thaani aguma

I completed the Jokes thread fr start to end.

Excellent work by everybody.

Rhodes, the pics are marvelous.

Looking for more.

I had to go to China on the last week of January to purchase fireworks for our company.
My B.I.Law told me to pack maggie mee in my bag.
I was received at the airport by the client and
taken to the hotel. It was snowing heavily.
I asked the client to come to the hotel room
for the display of their items.
The host insisted that I should have dinner with her.
Before she left she asked me what the things I do not eat. I told her beef and pork.
Evening she came and took me for dinner.
I was surprised to see a chunk of meat on the
plate with all the trimings.
I asked her what meat is this.
She replied madam do not take pork and beef.
This is the meat of a small horse.
I nearly fainted. The small horse happens to
be a donkey. I apologised many times to her
and went back to my room. The Maggie packets
were laughing at me.
It was a big joke for my whole family.
Anyone has this type of experince?

Oh Kavi, I can imagine how you felt. It is funny though! 😃

Kavi,
ha ha ha
i know its not laughing matter