Jokes - Page 28

ada paavingala - kadhai than copy adipaanga - individual frames koodava? 😉 Rhodes ungalukku bayangara telescopic eyes to find this. 😆 😆

Bravo Rhodes 😆 😆 👏

Good one Rhodes!
👏 👏 👏

Pat

A sardar is travelling in the middle berth on a train from Mumbai to Delhi. Half way through the journey, the train has stopped at a junction and the sardar gets down to stretch his legs and by mistake gets into the train on the other platform, which is procedding from Delhi to Mumbai. Not wanting to disturb the fellow sleeping in the middle berth, he sleeps in the empty upper berth. Next day morning he finds himself back in Mumbai.
Sardar is amazed "Wow what a development in India? middle berth goes to Delhi, upper berth goes to Mumbai".

Ha Ha Rhodes

irukkara velaiya mudikaadurakkey time illai inga....

now v shud stop googling and start hollering yahoo?

oh no 😍

sometimes it happens i get carried away and keep hopping from site to site and after half an hour i am wondering what am i looking at indian home remedies when i was originally searching for indian wedding rituals...

hee hee heee...

Why there is no walmart in Afganisthan?
Bcoz they have become the Targets.

Why does a cannibal eat a ropewalker?
To have a balanced meal.

Few Sardar Jokes.....

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Logi the joke about the keyboard was really funny.
All were very nice.

The Stock Market simply illustrated ... ...


Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish,the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city , you can sell it to him for Rs50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere.