PART 4 Akshay is gone for a while. He has to take care of his own business. He might be back later
Ranbir gets a call from big D.
R: Hello
BD: oye..tu hello chor, aur mere gaal sun. Hum saab dehradun ja rahe hain
R: Hum saab? hum saab kaun? Aur main bohut busy hoon.
BD: Puttar tujhe hum saab ka matlab nahi samajh aata hain kya? Main, Malika, Rewa, Aastha, Aditya, Siddhart, Kanya or saare bacche log!
R: Kanya ( gets up from his seat) Kanya bhi jaa rahi hain aap logo ki saath?
BD: Kyon?? Aab aaya baat samajh mein? Tu aapni biwi ke bina nahi reh sakta. To tu hamare saath zaroor aah rahi hain.
R: [ puts his hand on his mouth and acts like he can't stop laughing. But in a sad voice he says (acting) ] Big D aap agar Kanya ko mujhse door le jayenge mera jeena mushkil ho jayega. [ laughs silently like a lunatic] Main kaise rahoonga uske bina. Lekin usko bhi to hamari khandani banglow dekhane chahiye.
BD: to puttar tu bhi hamari saath aaja.
R: Nahi Big d. Mujhe bohut, bohut, BOHUUUT saara kaam hain. Main nahi jaa paoonga. But aap Kanya se kehdena ke I love her soo much. I will miss her like crazy. Mujhe to aab raat par neend bhi nahi hogi.
BD: haan haan. Hamari jane ki waqt ho gayi, mein phone rakhti hoon Bye puttar.
R: [sits on top of his table and laughs] love? yea right. Go crazy from missing her? Main khushi se crazy ho raha hoon. Aab main raat mein chain se soh sakta hoon. No more Kharateh. [shrugs his shoulders] NO MORE KHARATEH!!
===After landing in Dehradun. In the banglow. Kanya is looking out from the balcony. She can't believe how beautiful it is. She has never seen any sight so amazing. It's hard to believe all this is hers.
K: Yeh tere nahi hain Kanya. Yaha pein kuch bhi to tere nahin hain [ she gets sad]
[ Big D & Malika comes up from behind ]
BD: Kanya? yeh loh tum yaha ho? Tu itni udaas kiyu laag rahi hain?
M: hmmm..Ranbir ko miss kaar rahi ho na? Woh saach much ek gadha hain. Kitni romantic jyaga hai aur usne tumko akele bejh diya.
BD: Kanya puttar tu us per (tree) ko dekh rahi hain. Uspe tere dadaji ne mere liye ek jhula bandwahi thi. Aapne haathon se. Woh hamare pyar ka pehla tofa tha!..Pehla tofa tha na? Mujhe aaj tak yaad hain. Main kitni khush thi.
K: Aap abhi bhi unko miss karti hain naa?
BD: Bohut. Lekin aab unke yaadon mein jeena sikh liye hum. [puts her hand on her head] Main zaara aati hoon [she leaves]
M: Kanya beti, tumse ek baat poochoo?
K: jee mummyji?
M: tum mere Ranbir se pyar to karti ho na?
K: Mummy ji?....
M: Kanya...Ranbir dusre ladke jaise nahi hain. Use pyar nahi aat hain. Use kabhi time hi nahi mila. Ye karobar jo samhalna zaroori tha.. Lekin woh aab har cheez ko business samajh ta hain. aur munafa dhunde te rehte hain. Mujhe daar lagta hain ke kabhi usse saccha pyar ka mehsoos naho. Tum use saachi dil se chahte ho na? Mujhe maloom hai woh bohut...[ getting emotional, grabs Kanya's hand]
K: Mummyji, aap chinta maat kariye..main hoon na...?
M: [smiles and kisses Kanya's forehead] Tum bohut pyare ho. Aagar main chahta bhi na, to tumse accha rajkumari mujhe Ranbir ki liye kabhi nahi milta. Main dua karti hoon, tum hamesha khushi raho. [she leaves]
[ Kanya starts crying, she doesn't know why. Everything is just so real and feels so good. The cell phone starts ringing. It's Ranbir. She wipes her tears and picks up.]
K: Hello?
R: hmm..Were you crying? Tumhari awaz se lag rahi hain ke you were crying.
K: I wasn't crying.
R: Yeah right. Saach saach bata do.Mujhe miss kar rahi ho? How sweet.
K: Main ? aur tumhe miss karoon? Is duniya ke saare maard maar gaye kya? Tum saach saach kyon nahi batate? You were missing me! and that's why you called.
R: Eh. Sapne dekha bandh karo. Main to tumhe is liye phone kiya....umm maine phone kiya kyon ki...uhm..
K: haan haan. bolo bolo...??
R: To tell you how happy I am. Tum nahi ho. How wonderful. Mindblowing. I will have a very peaceful night. No kharateh. No nothing. Just me and my sleep.
K: To tumhe neend mubarak ho. [dissapointed that he won't miss her] I am hanging up. BYE!!!
2:25 am. Ranbir is wide awake. He tossed and turned all night but no sleep.
R: Yeh mujhe neend kyon nahi aah rahi hain? yeh saab woh chipkali Kanya ki bajhe se hain. uske kharateh sunne ki aadat par gayi hai aab neend kaise aayegi?? Mind blowing! Mera mind hi blow ho jayega.
[ looking mad, he grabs his phone, dials some number]
R: Yes. I would like to book the next flight to dehradun? What? the next flight is at 3 ? yes yes that would work just fine.
R: oh shittt! 3? [he jumps up from the bed. Doesn't change his clothes at all. Grabs his suitcase goes downstairs and screams for the driver and tells him to drive him to the airport]
===7 am Dehradun--- Everyone is on the breakfast table. Ranbir walks in wearing the same clothes he went to sleep in. He looks like a total madman. Everyone just stares at him with open mouth. They can't believe what they are seeing.
K: Chokes on her coffee.
St: Yeh pagal kaun hain. Zaroor pagal khane se bhagke aaya hoga.
K: [mutters] Shanta tai ye Ranbir hai..
St: Kya baat kar rahi ho? bechara aab aasli junglee bangaya? Jaroor aditya ki king kong ki liye practice karr raha hoga. Kitna natural hai! practice ki kya jaroorat hai?
M: mm..Ranbir?? tum aur is waqt, in kapro mein?
R: Haan Mama. Woh mera important business hain Dehradun mein to maine socha...
M: Accha? Kitne baje ki flight pakri tumne?
R: 3 am....
M: [tries to hide her laugh] Kanya ke bina ek paal bhi reh nahi saakte ho na?
R: Nahi mom. Aise koi baat nahi hain.
M: haan haan. Mein saab samajhti hoon. Aab jao apni kamre mein and change.
[ Ranbir leaves and they all stare at Kanya]
BD: oye Kanya? Tune aise kya jadoo kardia ke woh daurti chali aayi?
Era: oye hoy. Kyon chachi?
Eva: Hum he bhi to koi tips dijiye.
M: Kyon tum log Kanya ko sata rahi ho? Kanya beti tum jao aur dekho us pagal ne abhi tak change kiya aur nahi.
St: [gets up with Kanya]
M: Shanta tai aap kaha jaa rahi hain?
St: Nahi, mein bhi dekh kar aati hoon.
M: Come on Shanta tai? Use thora akele rehne dijiye.
===Rankan's room
kanya sees ranbir is knocked out on the bed like a baby. So she decided to mess with him. She takes decoration peacock feather from the vase and puts it on his face.
R: [slaps his face, still sleeping]
K: [she giggles, does it more]
R: [without opening his eyes eyes grabs her and puts her on the bed. ranbir is on top of her. She is surprised.]
K: Ranbir ye kya kar rahi ho? chodo mujhe...[tries to push him but ofcourse he is stronger]
R: [whispers seductively] kaal raat mujhe bilkul neend nahi aayi. Tumhe aayi?
K: Bohut. It was wonderful.
R: [whispers and smiles..grabbing her hands as she was kind of fighting him] Liar!!. Chalo choro main tumhare liye itne door se aayi hoon koi tofa to milna chahiye na?
K: Tofa?
R: Tofa!! [he is getting closer]
K: [she is a little scared, but excited too. Is he going to kiss her. does she want him to kiss her? yes she does, but why? she doesn't love him. She couldn't. Then why did she miss him so much yesterday??]
Edited by Perfangel5655 - 17 years ago
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