******If anyone wants to read my other ff,
Falling in love 2
Falling in love 3
Falling in love 4
Please note that they are not related to each other. They are totally 4 different stories that stand on it's own.********
I have never done this before. So sorry!!!..and ignore all my hindi mistakes I suck at it.
After the night of the fly kiss.
Ranbir is sitting on the bed flipping through channels.
Kanya is in the shower.
Shanta tai enters...[ music playing shanta tai shanta tai shanta tai]
St: HIII Saaaaaand!!
R: Oh hello Shanta Tai
St: tu kaisa hain?
R: I am good...aap kaise hain ho shanta tai?
St: Main to always faaast class hoon. Tu kya kar rahi hai? Vat you doing?
R: Kyah hai Shanta tai? [points to tv] Main TV dekhne ki koshish kar rahi hoon.
St: Ayeee....yeh tu kya Shanta tai shanta tai laga rakkhi hain. Main kuch dino se dekh rahi hoon ke tu hum se acchche se pesh aah rahi hain. Ye zaroor tera koi new plan hoga....
R: nahi Shanta tai...aisa kuch
St: Phir se? woh dusra naam ka kya hua?
R: Dusra naam? konsa naam?
St: Phoolon ka dukan.
R: woohhhh?? !! Actually you see mujhe maloom par gaya ke aap ko dukan bulana ek insult hain. Aap to garden hain...by the way whose shirt are you wearing today. Meri to yeh lagti nahin hain, but I am sure I have seen it some where...
St: yehh? woh hain naa...dusra joker..Aditya
R: [trying hard not to laugh so he just nods his head and smiles]
St: Kyon laag rahi hoon na main Bipasha Basu? [sing no no no no no entry]
R: [nods his head a little scared] Bilkul bilkul!
Aditya comes to the door
Ad: mhmm mhmm Ranbir zaara idhar aao.
R: Kyon Bhaiya?
Ad: It's important.
R: OK [ he gets up and leaves]
St: Main bhi zara dekh ke aati hoon ye do circus ka bandar kya paka rahe hain [leaves the room]
Ad: [hands him a folder proudly] Yeh dekho
R: Kya hain yeh?
Ad: Paar ke dekho.
R: yeh to koi film ka script hain..isse main kya karoon? Nahi Bhaiya I won't let you do it. [ Holds/hugs aditya really tightly] I will NOT let you make another flop film. Aab aaj tak jitne picture banwahi hai sab ke sab flop hue. Arey flop kya? flop to achchi cheez hain. Your films were total disaster.
Ad: Lekin iss baar meri film flop nahi hoga.
R: kyon? Iss baar kya khaas hai? Aap hamesha ghatia kahanis lekhte ho. Kitna overacting karate ho bechare actoro se...
Ad: Iss baar yeh hit hoga kyon ki my dear iss baar mera actor tum ho.
R: Main?? [ runs his fingers through his hair with a smug smile] Well.... I am handsome..
St : [ just came in] Aye handsome..main tujhe kabh se dhund rahi hoon. Itna baara ghar hai koi map shap to hona chahiye. Paar thik hai mera morning exercise to ho gaya. Aab bol kya ho raha hai yaha?
R: [ smiles..looking up..does some poses, flexes his muscle] Adi bhaiya mujko aapni picture mein hero banana chahte hain.
St: [ Turns to Adi] tu King kong bana rahi hain? koi original idea nahi mila tijhe?
Ad: Aaaahh! Both of you shut up. Kabh se main tum dono ki bakwas sun rahi hoon.
St: Tu bolna chahti hain? to pehle kyon nahin bataya? thik hai...tu bol..aise bhi main to hamesha se kaam hi bolti hoon [ Ranbir pulls her back she shuts up]
R: [puts his finger on top his lips and gestures Adi to go on]
Adi: Aab suno..Kaan khul kaar suno, mere paas ek bohut accha idea hai ye shaadithod ne ki.
St & R : [ look confuse]
Adi: Aab ye thod ne ki liye tumhari aur Kanya ki zindagi mein koi teesra insaan ko aana parega.
R: [ gets really happy, hugs Adi] I love it...fabulous, marvelous. Aap ne pehle se kisi ko soch kar rakkha hain na? let me guess Aishwarya, no no woh aaj kaal busy hain! Kareena! Aur phir Anjelina Jolie?
Ad: [getting mad] Shut up!! Maine abhi tak apne plan nahi bataya hain. But just so you know I didn't mean a girl. We need a guy. A guy needs to come between you and kanya. And I have even picked the lucky guy. [he looks toward the door and calls...] Akshay you can come in now]
[ ranbir and shanta both look shocked then Ranbir looks a little mad and Shanta smiles]
I will try to continue if you guys like it. Thank you for reading it. I will try to make it better next time.
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