Maneet FF - Kismat Conection - Last Part on Pg 35 - Page 17

Part – 68

Maan pohunch gaya hospital…….bahut pareshaan hai….

Geet and Sam are about to leave….

Sam: Geet dekho kaun aaya hai?

Geet looks……

Geet: Maan? Inkko kaise patha hum yahan hai?

Sam: jaise bhi ho, Maan toh bahut pareshaan lagthe, tummari itni fikar?

Sam winks…….

Geet: ab patha nahi kya hoga?

Sam: don't worry, kuch nahi hoga

Maan: Geet, kya hua? Tum teek toh hona?

Geet:Maan,mein bilkul teek hoon

Maan: dadi ne abhi abhi bathaya, ek call nahi kar sakthi?

Geet: Maan, mujhe kuch nahi hai?

Maan: kuch nahi hai? ye kya hai?

Geet ke haath mein patti lagi hai….

Geet: Maan, woh meinne sabji katne ke waqt ungli kaatdhi

Sam: Geeet?

Geet: woh knife bahut sharp tha toh chot lag gayi,haina Sam?

Maan: tumme ye sab Karne ki kya zaroorat thi? Nakul haina?

Geet: Maan, ye kuch nahi hai, bahut choti cut hai

Sam: Geet, I'm sorry, ye toh mere wajhe se hi hua hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan, Sam Neha ke liye veg. balls banana chahathi thi, Nakul bazaar gaya toh meinne socha mein hi madat karoon

Maan: Geet aajkal tum bahut careless ho gayi ho

Geet: Maan mujhe bahut dard hotha hai, kya hum ghar chalkke baat kar sakthe hai?

Maan: teek hai, aao

Ghar pohunchthe hi…….

Dadi: Geet, aap teek toh haina?

Geet: ji dadi

Sam: mein toh bahut dar gayi thi

Dadi: toh aapne Maan ko kya bathaya?

Dadi smiles…….

Geet: Dadi humne Maan ko kaha ki ye sabji kaatne se hua hai, aap bhi wahi bholo

Dadi: teek hai bete

Maan toh Nakul ko daant raha tha…..

Maan: Nakul……

Nakul: ji sir, aap ke liye black coffee laoon?

Maan stares……

Nakul: nahi chahiye, teek hai

Nakul starts to leave…..

Maan: Nakul

Nakul: sir

Maan: itne dher kahan gaya tha?

Nakul: mein toh yahi tha sir

Maan: joot

Nakul: nahi sir, aap chahe toh kissi se bhi poochiye

Maan: what?

Nakul: haan sir, mein toh Neha beti ke liye veg.balls bana raha tha, Sam m'am ne mujhe wahi banane ko kaha tha

Maan:tum yahi tha?

Nakul: ji sir

Maan: achcha, tum jao,

ye Geet mujhse kuch chupa rahi hai…….

Geet now needs some assistance in handling the baby…..

She has hurt her left thumb….

Sam toh usskke paas hi rehthi….

She just feels guilty that she is behind Geet's plight……

Poor Geet! She was happy taking care of the baby and Neha…

Neha comes back from school……

Neha: mama, aapko kya ho gaya?

Geet: kuch nahi

Naha: bahut dard hotha hai kya?

Geet: nahi toh

Neha: mein woh magic karoon?

Sam: toh aapko magic karna bhi aatha hai?

Neha: haan, ye papa ka magic hai, isse karne se dard gayab ho jaatha

Geet: achcha, Sam aunty ko apna magic dikhao

Neha holds Geet's hand and closes her eyes….

She utters some spell……..choo mantar, mama aap hilna mat

Geet sits still….

Neha kisses Geet's hand……

Geet: hare, mera chot toh teek ho gaya,ye dekho, mein kaise haath shake hand bhi kar sakthi, halo Neha

Neha: dekha, ab mein bhi magic kar sakthi……

Sam: haan, ab hummari Neha magician ban gayi, haina Geet

Geet: haan , Sam tun apne magician ko nahane lekhe jao, aur unkko fees bhi dedo

Neha: mera fees?

Geet: haan, tummare favourite veg balls

Neha: aur ice cream bhi

Sam: teek hai, aao

Neha Sam ke saath chale jaathi……

Maan comes….

Geet: Maan. Aap aaj jaldhi aagaye ho?

Maan: kyun? Tumne expect nahi ki?

Geet: nahi

Maan: Geet, ye ho kya raha hai?

Geet: Maan, ye toh hotha rehtha hai, meinne pehle bhi khana pakhane ke waqt kitne bar apna haat jaladhi

Maan: lekhin ye waise nahi hua

Geet: kya?

Maan: Geet, sach sach bathao, kya hua tha?

Geet: Maan, meinne pehle hi kaha ki ye kaise hua

Maan: woh joot tha, Geet kahin tumne Sam ke saath kushthi toh nahi ladi?

Geet: Maan?

Maan: tummare koi barosa nahi, tum kab kya karogi ? ye toh babji bhi nahi jaanthe

Geet: aapko lagtha hai ki mein har waqt dadagiri karthi rehthi hoon?

Maan: haan, warna itna bada chot kaise lagtha

Geet: Maaan

Maan: ab koi bahana nahi, mujhe sab kuch sach sach jaanna hai, tum bathaoogi ya mein Sam se pochoon ki ussne aaisa kya kiya hai?

Geet: nahi, mein hi bathathi hoon

Maan: toh bathao

Geet: woh mein kal Sam ke saath hummare wedding Album dekh rahi thi

Sam: Geet tum donno ki Jodi bahut achchi hai, infact perfect, handsome dude and gorgeous diva,

Mujhe nahi patha ki tum itni pathli thi, tumme toh modeling join karni chahiye, kahin tu pehle model toh nahi rahi?

Geet sharmathi…..: nahi nahi, mein toh bachpan se hi aaise hi hoon

Sam: par ab kya hua? Tumme ab apni body ki koi kathar nahi

Geet: kyun? Abhi bhi mein fit and fine hoon

Sam: woh nahi, you have lost your shape, tum thodi moti ho gayi ho

Geet: kya? Nahi toh

Sam: Geet tum apni tummy kam karne ke liye kuch exercise kyun nahi karthi? Ye sahi waqt hai, warna issko kam karna bahut mushkil ho jaayega

Geet: kya? Par mein toh ye mardonwali mehnat nahi kar sakthi

Sam laughs…..

Sam: Geet nowadays girls hit the gym more than the boys

Geet: nahi nahi, ye toh Maan ka kaam hai

Sam: bahut sare ladies aaise hi sochthe, magar ye bhool jaathe ki humme bhi equally fit rehna chahiye, tabhi toh men ko bhi women pe interest kam nahi hotha aur pyaar bhi badtha

Geet: Maan aaise nahi hai, woh mujhe aaise hi pasand karthe

Sam: tumne Maan ko dekha, kaise apne body ko fit rakhthe, jaise aaj bhi college student lagthe, no one would believe he is married

Geet sochthi….isskke baat mein dam hai, tabhi toh Rajeev ne bhi Pari ka rishtha Maan se judna chaha, haina babaji

Sam: Geet, tum ek kaam karo, tum dekho ki Maan aaj bhi tumme aaisa hi chahthe ya nahi

Maan interferes……ek minute ……

Maan: Geet, tumme lagtha hai ki mera pyaar ab kam ho gaya?

Geet: haan

Maan: kya?

Maan: kya?

Geet: oh! toh aap ko woh baat yaad bhi nahi raha, dekha babaji, Sam ne teek kaha, ab inkko mere batein bhi yaad nahi rehthi, haina?

Maan: Geet, tumme kya ho gaya? ye Sam ne ulti seedhi batein bathakke tumme pagal banadhi

Geet: ho! Ab mein pagal bhi ho gayi hoon?

Maan: Geet

Geet: aapko yaad nahi hai ki aap ne kal mujhe moti kaha tha?

Maan: Geet, woh tumne poocha toh meinne sach bathadhi, mujhe kya patha isskke peeche itni badi kahaani hogi?

Geet: aapko ye kahaani lagthi?

Maan: Geet, pehle bathao ki tumme chot kaise lagi?

Geet: haan, phir meinne bhi decide karliya ki mujhe pehle jaise pathli kamar wali Geet banna chahiye

Maan: phir tumne kya kiya?

Geet: meinne Sam se kaha aur usne meri madat karne ki wada ki

Maan: haan, bahut badi madat kardhi ussne

Geet: Maaan

Maan: achcha, phir aapne kya kiya?

Geet: Sam mujhe Aerobics sikha rahi thi

Maan: kya? Aerobics?

Geet: kyun? Mein nahi kar sakthi?

Maan: nahi nahi, ab toh mera chup rehna hi achcha hoga, haina babaji?

Geet: Maan, aap bahut badal gaye ho

Maan: kya? Geet tum bahut badal gayi ho

Geet: dekho, Aapko bhi lagtha ki mein bahut moti ho gayi hoon, haina?

Maan: woh nahi Geet, hare babaji, iss ladhki ko kaise sambaloon?

Geet: babaji se kya baat kar rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe mujhse baat karo

Maan: Geet, mujhe kuch bhi nahi janna, tumme chot kaise hui? Kyun hui? Mein chaltha hoon

Geet: ab aapko meri itni bhi parwa nahi, kya zamaana haai? Sabko sirf mahi ki padi

Maan: baat karoon toh bhi problem, nahi karoon toh bhi problem

Geet: haan, ab mein aapki problem bangayi

Maan:Geet yahan aao

Geet comes closer…..

Maan hugs her and asks her…..

Geet: woh Aerobics karne ke waqt mera phar fizal gaya aur mein ghir gayi, aur mere left thumb mein hair line fracture ho gaya

Maan: kya? Fracture?

Geet: maan, bas dus din mein teek ho jaayega

Maan: Geet, tumme careful rehna chahiye tha, tum ab single nahi, maa ho, samji

Geet: maa ko chot lagthi toh papa haina?

Maan smiles……: haan, mein hoon, tumme chintha karne ki koi zaroorat nahi

Geet: haan mujhe patha hai, issiliye mein kuch bhi kar sakthi

Maan: nahi nahi, kal phir se teri Aerobics classes shuru mat karna, tum chaho toh mere saath jog kar sakthi ho

Geet: kya? Aapkke saath jogging? Isska matlab subhe chaar bajhe? Nahi nahi, meri neendh karab ho jaayegi

Maan: Geeet

Geet: aap fikar mat karo, mein Sam ke saath evening jog karkke Neha ki b'day tak shiela ya munni bankke dikathi

Maan:Geet, Maan ko sirf apni Geet pe interest hai, koi shiela ya munni pe nahi

Maneet passionate hug……mahiii

part 68
awesome...
oh ho yeh Geet bhi na...
Maan loves her the way she is...
cont soon dear...

Part – 69

Ab jab tak Geet ka haath teek nahi hotha ussko kissi na kissi ki madat chahiye haina?

Ab Maan ke saath saath Sam bhi Geet ki madat karthi……

Maan ghar pe hai toh woh Geet ke paas rehtha……

Jab Maan KC chale jaatha tab Sam Geet ko help karthi……

Maan comes back from Kc and goes to see Geet…..

Sam: Geet ab Maan ke aane ka waqt ho gaya, toh hum chalthe hai, aao Neha hum chalkke khelthe hai

Geet: nahi, tum rukh jao

Sam: nahi

Neha: haan, hum bhi princess ke saath hi khelthe

Sam: toh teek hai

Maan: Geet….Geeet

Geet: Maan aao, aap bhi hummare saath khelo

Maan: toh sab yahi hai, toh mein chaltha hoon, mujhe bahut kaam hai

Geet: Maan

Maan chale jatha…..

Sam: Geet dekho meine kaha tha na? ab mein chalthi hoon, Maan toh tumme akhele milna chhathe the

Geet: aaise koi baat nahi, unkko KC ka koi kaam yaad aaya hoga

Sam: Geet tumme dekhkke kabhi kabhi mujhe jalan hotha

Geet: kyun? Tumme bhi itni pyaari pyaari pariyon chahiye? Toh shadhi karlo

Sam: kash mejhe bhi Maan jaisa pathi miltha

Geet: Sam, ye toh teek nahi hai

Sam: mera matlab, itna bade business tycoon, par phir bhi ghar aathe hi kitna pyaare pathi ban jaathe

Geet: tum jaanthi nahi, ye bhi hamesha kaam kaam karthe hi rehthe, par ab bachon ke aane ke badh bahut badal gaye

Sam: haan, tum teek kehthi ho, bachon toh kissi ko bhi badal dethe, apna masoom muskurahat aur shararat se, par har koi tumare tarah blessed nahi hotha

Suddenly Sam bahut udhaas hothi….

Geet: Sam, tum teek toh hona?

Sam: excuse me

Sam wahan se chale jaathi….

Geet ko lagtha Sam bahut akhela mehsoos karthi, issiliye jab bhi pariwaar ka baat sunthi toh bahut upset ho jaathi, bechari ka iss duniya mein ab koi nahi haina? Mujhe Dadima se baat karna chahiye…..

Tabhi Sneha has wet her nappy and she starts crying…….

Geet tries to take her and change the nappy……

Ek haath se kaise kar sakthi? Sam bhi chali gayi…ussko ab disturb karna achcha idea nahi lagtha….

Chalo MSK ko hi bhulathe….

Geet calls Maan……

Maan: halo, haan Geet bolo

Geet: aap kahan chale gaye ho, aapki beti ko dekho kaise ro rahi hai, ek minute bhi wet nappy mein nahi reh sakthi, mein toh issko akhela nahi sambal sakthi, aap jaldhi aao

Maan: kyun? Teri dhost thi na?

Geet: woh chali gayi

Maan: toh ab tujhe meri yaad aayi

Geet: Maan, Aap aarahe ho ya nahi?

Par ye mazak toh dhere dhere sach hotha jaatha……

Sam ke aathe hue theen mahenne ho gaye hai…..

Dhere dhere Sam aur Geet dhost ban jaathe…..

Ab Geet iss naye rishtey ke aathe hi purane rishtey (MSK) ki kathar hi nahi karthi…..

Actually itne din Annie ko bahut miss kar rahi thi, ab ek nayi saheli milgayi toh Geet ko patha nahi kya kar rahi hai….

Sam toh bahut samajdar hai…..bahut kuch jaanthi hai…

Thoda thoda Maan ki tarah……

Chahe women's right ho ya politics ho sab kuch discuss karthi…..

holywood se bolywood tak sab jaanthi……

Geet ko toh Hollywood mein harry potter se zyada interest nahi hai….

Par hindi films toh bahut pasand hai…

Woh bhi Salman ke films hai toh do theen bar dekhthi…..

Maan toh movies hi nahi dekhtha……

Kabhi kabhi Annie insist karthi toh Arjun unkko theatre lekhe jaatha…..

Maan ko ye pasand hi nahi, itne beedh mein jaana aur seeti maarkke seat pe kadhe hokke applaud karna, ye sab toh Maan ke dictionary mein bakhtameezi hai, par Annie ko ye sab pasand hai toh woh hamesha Geet, Adi aur Pinky ke saath theatre aathi thi, Maan bar nar phone karkke itna sawaal kartha toh Annie ko zyada se zyada waqt theatre ke bahar hi rukhna padtha

Shadhi ke badh toh Geet ne kabhi thatre lekhe jaane ko kaha hi nahi…..

Jab bhi mann kartha CD mangwakke ghar pe hi picture dekhthi…..

Sam picture dekhne ki plan karthi….

Dadi ne bhi Sneha ka khyaal rakhne ki promise khiya hai….

Ab sirf Mr.khurana ko bathana bakhi hai…..

Geet tayaar hokke Maan ka intrezaar kar rahi hai….

Maan bahut take kC se wapas aatha,

Maan: Geet

Geet: Maan, hum chalthe hai, warna picture shuru ho jaayegi

Maan: kya?

Geet: bye Maan

Maan: par Geet

Geet has gone ……..

Dadi: Maan bete, aap fresh hokke aayiye

Maan: lekhin Dadi, ye Geet theatre jaa rahi hai?

Dadi: haan bete

Maan: akhele?

Dadi: nahi, Sam ke saath

Maan: kya? Aajkal mujhe kabhi kabhi shak hotha ki ussne mujhse shadhi ki ya uss Sam se

Dadi: Maan bete, aap itna pareshaan kyun hai?

Maan: kuch nahi Dadi

Dadi: aap chahe toh aap bhi unkke saath jayiye, hum haina ghar pe

Maan: kya? Nahi nahi

Dadi: toh teek hai, aap yahan akhele bietkke unka intrezaar kijiye, hum Sneha ke paas rehthe hai

Maan: akhele? Neha kahan hai?

Dadi: Sam aur Neha toh pehle hi chale gaye, Geet aapka intrezaar kar rahi thi

Maan: Neha ko bhi lekhe gaye? Bachi ko bhi bigadthe hai

Aaise hi kabhi movie toh kabhi shopping ya kabhi Neha ke school pe koi function…..

Ab toh Maan ko patha bhi nahi chaltha ki ye sab kya karthe……

Bas har din ek naya plan banakke goomthe rehthe hai…..

Aur toh aur Sneha ko bhi saath mein lekhe jaathe hai….

Sneha bhi kitne din chaar diwaar ke andar rehegi?

Ab toh sneha is almost one year old……

Bas agle mahene usski b'day bhi aa rahi hai…..

Usske liye bhi shopping karna chahiye haina?

Is bar Geet Maan ko bother hi nahi karthi….kudh maidan mein uthar gayi Sam ke saath….

Dadi bhi Sam ke aane se bahut kush hai…..

It's just like having Annie back in the house….

Geet ko bhi company milgayi…..

Maan bhi aaram se KC mein kaam kar saktha?

Ab Dadi sochthi hai ki Sam apni hogayi toh usske future ke barein mein humme hi kuch sochna padega?

Ab Dadi hi head of the family haina? Unka hi responsibility haina?

Dadi Geet se isskke barein mein baat karna chahathi….

Lekhin kaise? Geet ke paas toh apne Maan ke liye bhi waqt nahi….

She is too busy preparing for the b'day party…..

Ranno aur Handaji bhi aagaye…..

Dadi knows that ranno is the one who could help her in this matter……

Shadhi ka mamla haina? Issme Ranno se zyada experienced kaun ho saktha?

Jaise KM aathe hi Maan ki shadhi ki baat shuru karthe karthe apne beti ki shadhi hi tey kardhi…

part 69
awesome part...
oh ho yeh Geet bhi na...
bechara Maan...
shes not spending time with him...
hope Maan kidnaps Geet for sometime...
cont soon dear...

Part - 70

Mission shadhi……

Ranno ko bhi sam ka yahan rehna achcha nahi padtha…..

Ek khuwari ladhki aaise kitne din parayon ke ghar pe rahegi….

Ye KM toh hamesha Khumariyon ka koti bankke rehtha…

Kabhi Geet ya kabhi Sam…

Aur unko shadhi ke rishtey mein bandhne Ranno chale aathi, haina?

Dadi: toh ranno, aapko kya lagtha, humme kahan se shuru karne chahiye

Ranno: ye toh thoda mushkil sawaal lagtha hai, aap kehthe hai ki isski maabaap nahi hai, toh phir koi toh hoga isskke ghar pe?

Dadi: aaise hotha toh Sam humme bathathi, aur toh aur iss then mahene mein koi toh aatha hoga issko doondhkke, par aaisa bhi nahi hua

Ranno: aapka matlab ab ye anaath hai

Dadi: Ranno, aaise nahi kehthe, bechari! Hum sab haina?

Ranno: toh hum hi kaam shuru karthe

Dadi: kaunsa kaam?

Ranno: hare Dadima, iss ke liye koi achcha var doondhna padega haina?

Dadi: ohh, teek hai, toh tum kissi achche ladhkke ko jaanthe ho toh hum usske pariwaar walon se baat kar sakthe

Ranno: woh haina, ek NRI ladhka

Ranno ka toh yahi kaam hai!!

Geet achanak wahan aathi……

Geet: maa, phir NRI? Ab kisski zindagi ke peeche padi hai tu?

Dadi: Geet bete, aayiye, hum apni Sam ke barein mein baat kar arhe hai

Geet:Dadi? Sam ki shadhi?

Geet is shocked to hear this……

Ranno: isse toh apne shadhi ko lekhe bhi pareshaani hai, aur doosron ka bhi

Dadi: haan bete, aapko nahi lagtha ab Sam hummare ghar ki ladhki bangayi toh ye hummara farz hai

Geet: Dadima, hummare ghar ki ladhki toh sahi, lekhin shadhi?

Ranno: ladhkiyon ko samay pe shadhi karkke apne apne sasuraal chale jaani chahiye

Geet: maa, tumme ladhkiyon se itna kya dushmani hai? pehle kehthi Geet ko ghar se bhagaado, ab ye Sam ko toh tu abhi abhi jaanthi?

Ranno: Geet, ye badon ka baat hai, tu jao, apne kaam kar

Geet: tu aagayi toh tujhpe nazar rakhne se badiye kaam ho saktha hai kya?

Dadi: Geet bete, aap apne maa se aaise baat nahi kar sakthe

Geet: sorry dadima, par Sam ki shadhi ki baat toh aapko pehle mujhse karna chahiye, iss ke baat manoge toh ye issi b'day party ko Sam ki sagaayi banadegi

Dadi: haan bete, toh aap kya kehthe?

Geet: dadima, Sam ke liye toh yahi koi achcha ladkha doondhna chahiye, jaise woh hummare paas hi reh sakthi, haina?

Dadi: haan bete, ye baat toh humne socha hi nahi

Geet: aap fikar mat kijiye, mein Sam ke liye koi achcha ladhka doondhdoongi, mujhse achcha Sam ko koi nahi jaantha, haina?

Dadi: haan bete, toh ye kaam aapka hai

Geet: haan Dadima, aap bas dekhthe jayiye, mein kaise iss mission ko success karthi, babaji aap mere saath haina?

Sam: haan meri puthar, mein toh hamesha tummare saath hi hoon

Geet: Sam ,tu ?

Sam: toh babaji se kya maang rahi ho?

Geet: yahi ki hummari dhosthi aaise hi hamesha badkaraar rahe

Sam: samjo tummari request sanction ho gayi

Geet: toh chalo hum chalthe hai, Neha ke liye aaj dress lena haina

Dadi: Geet bete aapne Maan ke liye sherwani liya haina?

Geet: ooff, mein toh bhool hi gayi, aaj pacca lekhe aathi

Sam: bye Dadima

That evening…..

Geet Sam ke shadhi ke barein mein soch rahi hai….

Maan ko ye baat bathaoon ya nahi?

Innkko toh shadhi wadhi mein koi interest hi nahi hai……

Apne shadhi ko hi lo,woh toh halaat hi aaisa tha ki Maan ne shadhi karli, warna kya patha mujhe aur kitna intrezaar karna padtha?

Maan: Geet, kya soch rahi ho?

Geet: woh mein hummare shadhi ke barein mein soch rahi thi

Maan: haan mein bhi tumse kuch poochna chahatha tha

Geet: kya?

Maan: Geet, agar mein uss din tumme propose nahi kartha toh tu kya karthi?

Geet: aapne mujhe propose kiya tha?

Maan: Geet, itne jaldhi bhool gayi?

Geet: ooohhh, toh aap ussko proposal kehthe ho?

Maan: Geet

Geet: "kya tum mujhse shadhi karogi?" jaise koi pani maangtha, pani lao. Bas kehdhiya aur ho gayi proposal, haina? Koi music nahi, koi flowers nahi, koi ring nahi, drink nahi,aur toh aur romantic look bhi nahi, aaise goorthe the jaise mujhe warn kar rahe ho…"agar tumne na kehdhi toh….."

Maan: toh tumne mujhse darkke haan kehdhi?

Geet: haan, aur koi rashtha bhi nahi tha

Maan: kya? Maanlo ki meinne aaise kuch nahi kiya, toh tum kya karthi?

Geet: mein apne maa ke saath Hoshiarpur chale jaathi, uss NRI se shadhi karne

Maan: kya? Tum aaise plan mein thi? Mujhe patha hotha toh mein bach jaatha

Geet: kya? Mujhe laga aap mere peeche peeche Hoshiapur chale aathe

Maan: mein kyun Hoshiarpur aatha?

Geet: kya? Nahi aathe?

Maan: nahi

Geet: baabji, ab mujhe patha chala iss Khurana ki asliyat

Maan: toh tumme kya ptaha chala?

Maan gets closer and holds her hands….

Geet is speechless…..har bar aaise hi hotha…Geet ab nahi….tumme bhi thoda self respect hona chahiye…

Geet: isski koi zaroorat nahi, chodo mujhe

Geet gets angry….

Maan: Geet jab tum kehthi ho ki chodo mujhe toh usska asli matlab kya hotha? tumme patha hai?

Geet: kya?

Maan: Maan mujhe jaane nahi do, rokhdo mujhe , aur gale lagao, aaise

Maan Geet ke haath pakadkke apne paas keechtha aur ussko gale lagatha…..

Maan: aur mein toh tummare annkhon ke theer se hi har jaatha

Geet: aap baat ko gumane ki koshish kar rahe ho, agar mein apne maa ke saath chale jaathi toh aap kya karthe?

Maan: mein tumme aaise kaise jaane detha? Koi na koi bahana banakke tumme rokh letha

Geet:phir?

Maan: phir kya? Hamesha ki tarah tum apne aankhon se mujhse baatein karthi rehthi,mein aaise hi apna mahi magic chalathe rehtha toh tum mujhe chodkke jaane ki socthi bhi nahi

Geet: phir?

Maan: phir Dadi ko lagtha ki Geet se achcha bahu humme nahi milega

Geet: aur?

Maan: aur hummari shadhi karwathi

Geet: bas ? shadhi hojaathi, haina?

Maan: haan

Geet: aapse isse zyada kya umeed kar sakthi?

Maan: Geet tum kuch aur expect kar rahi thi?

"Tujhe dekha toh ye jaana sanam,

Pyaar hotha hai deewana sanam,

Ab yahan se kahan jaaye hum,

Tere bahoon meinmar jaaye hum"

Geet: Hayee! Kitna romantic hotha?

Geet Maneet ko uss situation mein imagine karthi…….

Ab agla location, agla gaana…….

"Najaane mere dil ko kya ho gaya?

Abhi oth yahi tha abhi ko gaya"

"ho gaya hai tukhko toh pyaar sajna,

Lakh karle tu inkaar sajna,

Hai ye pyaar sajna, dildar sajna"

Maan:hare hare, Geet, stop stop

Geet: Maan, ye aapne kya kardhi? Ktina achcha gaana tha?

Maan: Geet mujhe basuri bhajana nahi aatha

Geet: Maan, woh basuri nahi tha

Maan: Geet, mujhe koi bhi instrument bhajane nahi aatha

Geet: aap toh bas mujhe apne bade bade aankhon dikhana jaanthe, aur ye gussa, dekho, MSK ko patha nahi kahan se itna gussa aatha?

Maan: Geet ye Yash raj ki film nahi hai aur tum Kajol nahi ho, apna Europeon sapne ko bhool jao

Geet: kya? Toh phir aap bhi SRK nahi ho, samje

Maan: haan ,mein Maan hoon aur tum Geet ho aur hummara trademark

Maan lifts Geet and mahi shuru……………..

part 70
awesome...
now Geet is protective of Sam...
the way Geet talks to her mom is different...
always arguing with her...
but Maan Geet scene was so lovely...
cont soon dear...

Part - 71

Next day……

Maan is getting ready…….

Rajeev calls……donno kissi builders expo mein jaarahe hai…..jaipur ………

Maan: hai Rajeev

Rajeev: kyun Maan? Mumbai jaathe hi hum sab ko bhool gaye ho? Pari toh hamesha tummare batein hi karthi rehthi

Maan: kya? Abhi bhi?

Rajeev: oh! Notinhg to worry, ussko bas tummari biwi se milna hai

Maan: Geet se?

Rajeev: woh kehthi hai ki Maan ke wife hai toh zaroor milna chahiye

Maan: mein toh tumme call Karne hi wala tha

Rajeev: Neha kaisi hai?

Maan: she's fine, woh hummari Sneha ki first b'day agle hafthe aaraha hai, ghar mein chota sa party hai, tumme zaroor aana padega

Rajeev: of course, mein bhi sab se milna chahatha hoon

Maan: toh next Wednesday, without fail

Rajeev:haan pacca, tum aaj Jaipur aarahe hona?

Maan: haan, mein abhi abhi nikhal raha hoon

Rajeev: toh teek hai, Jaipur mein milthe hai

Just then Pari comes……

Pari: bro, aap Mumbai jaa rahe hai? mujhe bhi lekhe jaao,mujhe Maan se milna hai

Rajeev: ye lo , Maan is on the line

Pari: Maaan?

Rajeev: haan, woh apne beti ke b'day pe invite kar raha tha

Pari: toh mein bhi aapke saath aathi hoon

Rajeev hands the phone to Pari…..

Geet enters……

Geet: Maan, aapse kuch zaroori baat karni hai, woh hummari Sam haina?

Maan phone mein busy hai…..

Maan: toh Rajeev…..

Geet: Maan, kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Maan: Rajeev

Geet ke mann mein laddu poota….

Geet:Rajeev? Meinne issko kaise bhoola, Rajeev toh best choice hoga? Haina Maan?

Maan: kya?

Geet: kuch nahi, aap mujhe phone do, mein unnko invite karthi hoon

Geet snatches the phone…..

Pari: Maaan

Geet: Rajeevji

Pari: Maan nahi hai?

Geet: mein Geet bol rahi hoon, aap kaun?

Pari: Geet? Wow, mein tumme bahut ahche se jaanthi hoon

Geet: lekhin mein aapko nahi jaathi?

Pari: jaldhi jaan jaaogi

Geet: aap kaun ?

Pari: Pari, Maan ne bathaya nahi?

Geet: haaan, Pari?

Geet looks at Maan, toh itne dher Pari se baat kar rahe the?

Maan is confused…..kya baat hai?

Pari: toh aapki beti ki b'day hai?

Geet: haan, mein issiliye Rajeevji ko invite karna chchathi thi

Pari: mujhe invite nahi karoge?

Geet: haan haan, tumme bhi, tum bhi aao

Geet ke face toh dekhne layak tha…..

Maan's reaction…..meinne kuch nahi kiya…….

Pari: party kab hai?

Geet: next wenesday evening

Pari: evening? Evening meri friend ki reception hai

Geet is very happy to hear that…..

Geet: koi baat nahi, hum phir kabhi milthe hai

Pari: nahi nahi, mein lunch pe hi aathi hoon, tab toh mein free hoon

Geet: par party toh shamko hai

Pari: mein bas tumse milne aarahi hoon

Geet: kya?

Pari: haan, mujhe kabar milli hai ki tum Italian cuisine mein expert ho

Geet: kya? Italian? Pasta? Tumme bhi pasta pasand hai?

Pari: aaise waise nahi Lasagna, aur dessert mein tiramisu chalega

Geet: bas itna hi?

Pari: mein aajkal diet mein hoon

Geet: oohh, toh teek hai, hum lunch pe milthe hai

Pari: don't forget the lasagna and tiramisu

Geet: haan haan, yaad hai

Pari: bye

Geet: he he he , bye….

Maan tries to escape……

Maan: toh Geet, mein chaltha hoon

Geet: Mr. MSK kahan bhaagthe ho?

Maan: Geet, mujhe flight pakadna hai

Geet: aapne usse kya kaha?

Maan: kisse?….Maan pretends to be innocent…..

Maan: haan, toh mein chaloon?

Geet: Maan?

Maan: Geet, sach mein bahut dher ho gaya

Geet: Maan aapne pari se aaisa kyun kaha?

Maan: ab meinne theen mahene pehle kya kya kaha hoga? Uss waqt toh mein bahut nervous tha, mujhe teek se yaad nahi hai Geet, tum hi bathao

Geet: apane usse kaha ki mein Italian khana abhut chche se banathi hoon? Mujhe toh aapki ye khaas phoos ko khana bhi pasand nahi, mein kaise bana sakthi?

Maan: Geet tum kya kehthi ho? Tum aur Italian ?

Maan bursts out laughing….

Geet: MSK, ye toh aapne hi kaha hai, ab aap hi hasthe ho?

Maan: Geet, sach mein mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai

Geet: bas yahi kaha tha ya phir aapne ussko ye bhi kaha ki mujhe salsa bhi aatha hai, toh mujhe ussko entertain bhi karna padega

Maan: salsa toh tum mere saath kar sakthi, par abhi nahi, wapas aakke woh bhi try karthe hai

Maan winks…..

Maan: Geet, lasgna aur tiramisu

Geet: haan wahi

Maan: tum fikar mat karo, hum kissi restaurant se mangwathe hai

Geet: woh Hoshiarpur ki Geet Handa nahi, woh toh jat se jaanlegi ki apne kahan se mangwaya hai

Maan: Geet, toh tum hi banalo, mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Geet: aapko kaise problem nahi hogi? Ye toh aapko hi banana padega, Aap toh aksar pasta banathe haina?

Maan: toh teek hai, mein lasagna banatha hoon aur tum tiramisu ka bandopast karlo, mujhe bas lasangna banana aatha

Geet: Maan, meinne toh ye dish ko pehle suna bhi nahi

Maan: net mein dekho, recipe mil jaayega

Geet: net pe?

Maan: haan, ab toh mein jaa saktha hoona?

Geet: haan, bye

Geet Sam ke paas jaathi….usse ye sab patha hoga…..

Part – 72

Sam is busy planning the party…..

Neha ke friends arahe haina? Ab toh thoda fun games bhi honna chahiye…

Geet: Sam….Sam

Sam: Geet, aao, mein toh tujhe hi doondh rahi thi

Geet: kyun? Tujhe bhi patha chal gaya?

Sam: kya?

Geet: kuch nahi, pehle tum bathao kya baat hai?

Sam: ye dekho, ye meinne kuch gaming ka lists tayaar kiya hai

Geet: sam, tu Neha ke har baat manegi toh humme party nahi fun world ka intrezaam karna pdega

Sam: wahi toh mein bhi soch rahi thi, terrace pe bacha party ke liye game zone ka intrezaam karenge

Geet: Sam, tu toh sach mein pagal ho gayi

Sam: Geet, tumme ye sab pasand nahi hai kya?

Geet: haan, mujhe toh bahut maza aatha, lekhin meri pareshaani who nahi hai

Sam: toh hum balloon shooting, blind drawing, dart games aur musical chair organize karenge

Geet: tu kuch bhi karo, ab toh lagtha tummare paas mere liye waqt nahi hai

Sam: hare, tu kyun itna pareshaan ho, mein hoona, sab sambalenge, tu party ki chintha chodo aur jao jaakke Sneha ko sambalo

Geet: woh baat nahi hai

Sam: toh kya hai?

Geet: woh party ke din Maan ne apne koi friend ko lunch pe bhulaya hai

Sam: koi khaas friend hoga?

Geet: haan, bahut khaas

Geet gets irritated…..

Sam: ohh! Ohh! Mein samaj gayi, girl friend haina?

Geet: haan, nahi, aaise nahi, Maan ke friend ke sister

Sam: toh girl friend ho haina?

Geet: Sam, tum mere madat karoge ya aaise hi mera mazak udathe rahoge?

Sam: sorry sorry, thoda masthi toh friendship mein hotha haina?

Geet: mujhe toh samaj mein nahi aatha ki mein kya karoon?

Sam: relax Geet, Maan toh aaise nahi hai

Geet: ye Maan ke baat nahi, usko mere haathon se banaya lunch chahiye, woh bhi Italian

Sam: no problem, chalo koi pata bandho, waise bhi Maan ke liye aksar banathi haina?

Geet: woh wala nahi, koi Lasagna aur tiramisu

Sam: lasagna?

Geet: woh Maan samblenge, humme bas tiramisu ka recipe chahiye

Sam: mein jaanthi hoon, mein toh har Sunday banathi hoon

Geet: tujhe itna pasand hai?

Sam:nahi

Sam looks lost in her thoughts…..

Geet: hare,Sam

Sam: haan Geet, mein tummare liye banathi hoon

Geet: pacca?

Sam: haan pacca

Geet: babaji ab toh mera kaam ho gaya, apne paas do do chef hai toh mujhe kyun pareshaan hona hai? aane do usko, mein bhi dekhathi hoon Mrs. Khurana ki magic

Sam: Geet, ab toh mere madat karo

Geet: teek hai, dikhao

They start discussing the games……

After a couple of days…..

Sam and Geet Sneha ke paas beitkke menu tayaar karthe hai….

Geet: gol gappe ko mat bhoolna

Sam: haan aur vada pav bhi

Geet: haan, phir ek pasta, chalo financier ka favourite bhi hona chahiye haina?

Sam: Neha ke liye noodles

Geet aur Sam tumme kya pasand hai?

Sam: mujhe ? mujhe toh sweets pasand hai, jaise rasagulle, kulfi aur besan ke laddu

Geet: laddu? Mujhe bhi bahut pasand hai

Sam: Geet, this is not fair, Sneha ke b'day pe usske pasand ke koi bhi dish nahi hai,sab hummare pasand ka hi hai

Geet: sirf iss bar hummare choice hoga, chalo atleast iss bar hum decide karthe hai

Sam: haan, phir toh hum bachon ke pasand ko mann mein rakhkke apne pasand ko bhool hi jaathe

Geet: haan, ab dekho Neha kechoice Maan ke choice se milhti hai, ab shayad Sneha meri tarah hogi

Sam: mujhe bhi aaisa hi lagtha

Neha comes to play with her princesss…..

Neha too joins them……

Geet: Neha tum bhi bathao, tumme kya kya chahaiye?

Neha: mujhe toh chocolate ice cream, chocolate fountain, chocolate mousse. Chocolate fudge, chocolate milk shake aur dher sare chocolates

Geet: bas itna hi? Chocolate cake ko bhool gayi?

Neha: woh toh humne order kardhi

Geet: kya?

Sam: par humme patha nahi?

Neha: woh abhi abhi papa ne order kiya tha jab hum cakeshop gaye the

Geet: kya?Maan aagaye? Tum papa ke saath cakeshop gayi?

Neha: haan, humne do do black forest bhi kaya tha

Geet: par meinne aapko b'day tak kuch meete khane se mana kita tha na?

Neha: papa kehthe hai ki thoda khane se kuch nahi hotha

Geet: ek saath do do cakes?

Neha:mama kal aap bhi hummare saath aaoge?

Geet: kya? Kal bhi jaane ka plan hai?

Neha: haan, ye secret hai, kissi ko bathana nahi, warna papa aapko nahi lekhe jayenge

Geet: achcha, mein bhi dekhthi hoon ki kal tumlog kaise jaathe?

Neha: par papa ne promise kiya hai, hum zaroor jayenge

Geet: papa ki bachi, jab dekho papa papa, papa ke naam lekhe mujhe darathe ho?

Neha: papa papa, dekho Geet ko kuch ho gaya

Neha runs to Maan's room….Geet chases…..

Neha goes and hugs Maan….

Maan: mein toh abhi abhi aaya hoon

Neha smiles…..

Maan: sshhh

Just then Dadi enters….

Dadi ko patha tha ki Maan aur Neha kahan gaye the….

Neha toh Dadi ke saath mandir jaane ke plan mein thi, tabhi Maan wapas aaya aur unka plan badal gaya...

Geet ko ye sab patha nahi tha…….

Geet is very angry…….

Geet: toh aap abhi abhi aaye ho?

Dadi too tries to help Maan…..

Dadi: Maan bete, aap kab aaye?

Geet: dadima, ye toh bahutpehle hi aagaye, ye donno humme ullu bana rahe hai

Dadi: achcha, toh mujhe lagtha ab aap ko Maan se kuch zaroori baat karna hai, toh Neha bete, chaliye hum chalthe hai

Maan: Dadi mujhe koi kaam nahi hai, mein bhi aatha hoon, mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai

Geet:Maan aap kahin nahi jaa sakthe

Dadi Neha ko lekhe jaathi……

Maan: toh Geet tummara kaam kaise chal raha hai? tumne sara intrezaam karliya hai ya mein koi madat karoon?

Geet: ab aap mujhse joot bhi bholthe ho?

Maan: Geet, mein Jaipur se Neha ke liye toys lena bhool gaya, she was so disappointed, issiliye usse bahar lekhe gaya

Geet: Maan aap jaanthe haina ki abhi abhi usski throat infection teek hua hai, ab party ke din beemar padgayi toh kaise enjoy karegi?

Maan: Geet thoda cake khane se kuch nahi hoga

Geet: Maan, aapne ussko do do cakes khilaya tha?

Maan: nahi toh, woh bas aadha cake khayi thi

Geeet: joot mat bholo

Maan: Geet, usse kuch nahi hoga, tum tension mat lo

Maan comes near and hugs her from the back…..

Geet: aap bahut bhure ho, aapne cake bhi order kardhi aur mujhe bathaya bhi nahi

Maan: cakeshop tak gaye toh cake bhi order kardhi, meri beti ke b'day pe mujhe bhi thoda kaam karna padega haina? Ab dekho, tum hi akhele kitne kaam ko sambaloge? Issiliye meinne socha chalo hum bhi thoda madat karthe hai

Geet: ha ha ha, aap har baat ko kaise itne aasaani se sambalthe ho?

Maan: toh chalo, ab ye sab chodo

Geet: hare Maan, mujhe abhi abhi yaad aayi ki humme photographer ko call karna hai

Maan: Geet, ab usski kya jaldhi hai, mein kal call kartha hoon

Geet: hare mujhe usse poochna hia ki kal kitne bhaje aaraha hai?

Maan: kal?

Geet: haan, kal photo shoot haina?

Maan: kya? Aur tum mujhe abhi bathathi ho?

Geet: woh aap bahar gaye the, issiliye mein bhool gayi

Maan: babaji bas do din bahar chala gaya toh ye mujhe bhool gayi? Agar do din aur rukh jaatha toh ye mujhe ghar ke andar hi aane nahi dethi

Geet: Maan mein aapko badh emin aake sab kuch bathathi hoon, abhi mujhe jaana hai

Maan: Geet

Maan holds her hand……

Geet: kya hai?

Maan: kam se kam ek kiss toh bantha hai

Geet kisses his cheeks and runs away….

part 71
awesome...
Maan phas gaya...
so Rajeev is coming...
gonna be entertaining...
Raj is married na?
cont soon dear...