Okay guys, I'm really glad all of you are enjoying the story so far! and i have better news haha... It just gets better and better.
so First i'll start off with Arnav and Payal's convo and then go on to Khushi and Akash's
Bear in mind that, these conversations are happening simultaneously so here we go:
The hotel part 5
"Right, okay. Arnav. There's only one thing for it. You have to apologise to her."
"No."
"You took her jalebis away"
"Said sorry for that already."
"True, but you yelled at her"
"I always yell at her"
"Okay, Good point. (And you say that as if it's a good thing. It's not.). Just apologise already"
"Why?"
"Why not?" Payal asked
"Because I am Anav Singh Raizada. And Arnav Singh Raizada never apologises."
Payal snorted.
"Bitch, please!"
"Excuse me?!" Arnav asked in shock.
Payal couldn't have said what i thought she said could she?
"Oh. Sorry. I've been watching too many episodes of "The real housewives of Atlanta." What I mean by that is you don't never apologise. By which I mean you apologise. You said sorry to me."
"Okay let me rephrase. I never apologise to Khushi."
Payal snorted again.
"Bitch, please!!"
"Payal!!" Arnav was shocked.
Payal bit her tongue.
"Oops. Sorry it's a habit now."
"I'm going to tell Akash to stop you from watching that show." Arnav said sternly.
"Hey, don't you dare or I'll tell Khushi about your "sick days". Plus my dear pattidev is the one who bought me that tv show for my anniversary."
Arnav was confused for a second. (I blame the jetlag. Later on He did too)
"No he's not."
Arnav realised what he was saying as the words came out of his mouth.
But he couldn't stop it. They were already out.
"What?!?"
"What?" Arnav repeated, in an attempt to confuse Payal
"He didn't buy me my anniversary gift?" Payal asked
"Didn't he?" Arnav asked, trying to confuse her.
It didn't work.
"Arnav tell me the truth. Or so help me I will tell Khushi the secret behind your "sick days"." Payal threatened
"Okay okay, but calm down first."
"Are you calm?"
"Yes." Payal was anything but calm.
"You don't sound calm"
"That's coz I'm not calm!! Jeez, my sister married a real genius didn't she!" Payal retorted.
"Hey! No need to be hurtful" Arnav protested.
"Spill. Now." Payal ordered
"Okay. Okay. Akash might have by mistake forgotten about your anniversary."
"HE WHAT?!?" Payal screamed again
"He might have by mistake--"
"I heard you the first time! So then who bought me this DVD?"
"That would have been me."
"YOU DID WHAT?!?" Payal screamed again
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"Bhabhi, you have to apologise to him." Akash tried again (for the 6th time)
"Why?"
"Because you took the battery out of his phone"
"So? He took my jalebis away."
"I know but you have to be the bigger person. Just say sorry."
"No I always have to be the bigger person. Not this time. Nuh-uh."
She has a point, Maybe if I just agree I could go back to sleep
"Okay."
"Jeejjuuu!" Khushi whined.
No such luck
"I wanna get revenge. I have a book with all the ways to get back at him."
"So why are you calling me? And where did you get this book from?"
"I made it. The books in one of the suitcases. And the suitcase is in the same room as him."
"You made it?"
"Yeah during my first six months of marriage..."
Akash groaned.
"Bhabhi don't make things worse, just apologise."
"I don't want to. Argh why couldn't I get a husband like you?! You didn't mind when Payal dropped your phone in the sea."
"Of course not! That was an accident"
"Oh... Yeah... Course it was."
"Wait. What?!? It wasn't an accident?!"
"O-o-of Course it was. When did I say otherwise."
"Bhabhi tell me the truth."
"I can't. I promised jiji."
"Do you want me to call bhai and tell him about your book?" Akash threatened.
"No no no! You can't!!" Khushi whined.
"Then tell me."
"Fine. But you can't get angry."
"I won't." Akash lied.
"I don't believe you"
"Bhabhi!"
"Okay, okay yeesh... I swear you guys love your phones more than us. Well, Aman kept calling you on the first night of your honeymoon, and jiji got annoyed. So she might have accidentally-on-purpose dropped your phone in the sea."
"SHE WHAT?!?!" Akash yelled.
"You said you weren't going to get annoyed." Khushi pointed out.
"That was my favourite phone! I Can't believe she would do something like that."
"Thank god he didn't find out about the virus." She thought to herself out loud.
"EXCUSE ME?!? What do you mean "the virus"?!"
Oh crap! What is with me today?
"What virus?" Akash repeated
"Virus? Kaun si virus? I didn't say anything about a virus." Khushi scrambled for an answer
"Then what did you say?" Akash challenged.
Khushi covered the receiver.
She hit her head with her hand not realising that because of this action the receiver was unconvered
"Hai Devi Maiyya what have I said now. What rhymes with virus???"
"Ummm.. Dyrus... kairus... Cyprus..."
"That's It!"
She spoke into the receiver.
"Jeeju I didn't say virus. I said Cyprus."
"Bhabhi, I heard everything. You forgot to cover the receiver"
"Oops!"
"Yeah "oops". What do you know? Spill. Now." Akash ordered.
"Jiji might also, kinda, sorta have put a virus on your computer by mistake, accidentally, on-purpose."
"SHE WHAT?!?!" Akash yelled again.
"Accidentally on purpose" Khushi pointed out, in an attempt to make it sound better than it actually was.
"What? What does that even mean??"
"It means she accidentally downloaded a virus onto your computer on purpose." Khushi explained
"SHE WHAT?!?" Akash yelled for the third time.
"Jeeju! Stop with the yelling. Yeesh at this rate I'll be deaf."
"Oh. Sorry." Akash lowered his voice. "But accidentally on purpose?"
"You still don't get it do you?"
"Not really." Akash admitted
"Well, she disabled your firewall and then watched "how I met your mother" on the dodgiest site she knew."
"She watches "how I met your mother"??"
"Uh-huh. Always has. Anyway, So the virus was bound to happen."
"PAYAL!!!" Akash roared
So guys, what did you think?
Which convo was better? Arnav's or Khushis?
And who do you think is going to apologise first?
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