After half an hour, the water supply returned, Veer thanked the water god and finally bathed. After changing into a t-shirt and tracks he went to the living room with a towel. "Anuuu" He called out. Anu hearing his shout came out of the kitchen and asked, "What happened? Why are you shouting?" He showed her the towel. She understood and shook her head saying, "You wait, and I'm coming." She finished off her work in a few minutes, washed her hands and went to Veer who was already sitting on the carpet in front of the sofa. Anu went and sat on the sofa taking the towel and dried his hair.
"God! Yeh pani ke supply ne to tang kar diya." Veer complained. Anu giggled remembering his soapy face and whispered to herself, "Chalo lunch nahi to shower hi sahi" But Veer heard her and asked confused, "Matlab?" Anu fumbled, "Umm'who kuch nahi. By the way Veer where is your lunch box?" Veer gasped suddenly remembering that Anu had cooked lunch for him that day. He turned and took her hands in his, "Sorry! I totally forgot. I had that lunch meeting with the delegates and I hadn't informed you about it. And then I came directly from the hotel so the lunch box is still in the office. I'm so sorry." He said apologetically. Anu couldn't help herself and started laughing, "I'm so happy you didn't eat that food." "Happy? Why?" Veer asked totally perplexed with his wife's reaction. Anu mumbled to herself deciding that it would be best to tell him the truth. "Woh Veer actually I need to tell you something." Then she proceeded to tell him all about what she done to make his lunch extra special and Veer's eyes widened with each word unable to believe that she would do such a thing.
By the time Anu ended her story Veer was standing and looking at Anu dumbfounded. He finally found his voice and uttered, "You messed with my food this bad? You sent me such horrible lunch?" With every word he bent a little towards her and Anu kept bending backwards on the sofa in reflex. "But you didn't eat it, na?" She tried to console him. "Thank god for that but you deserve a punishment for that horribly bitter coffee." By this time Anu was completely lying on the sofa with Veer bending over her. "Uh-uh Punishment?" "Yes, punishment" Veer said lying over her now and deliberately trapping her with his arms. Anu started to babble and explain herself. But Veer would have none of it and kissed her hard. Anu was shocked at first but then reacted with the same fervor as his. When they broke apart for breath, Anu wrapped her arms around his neck and said smiling "I liked the punishment" "Me too." Veer said and pecked her lips. Anu then asked coyly, "Don't you think we should do something?" Veer jerked his head upwards and asked, "Really? I mean what do you want to do?" "I was thinking along the lines of'"Anu said in a husky voice. "Of?" "Of eating." She finished with a grin. "What yaar Anu! Way to kill the mood!" He whined. "Sorry for that. But you're pretty heavy. So please get off me now." Veer made a face at her but then got off the sofa.
They had their dinner and saw some TV cuddling on the sofa. Finally switching it off Veer got up "Chalo Anu. It's late. Let's go to sleep." "Hmm'"Anu murmured sleepily, "I don't feel like walking" And stretched her arms towards him. He smiled at her antics and swiftly picked her up in his arms. Anu kept her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes, arms wound around his neck. On their way to the bedroom he asked her, "How are you sure I won't drop you into the bathtub this time?" Anu opened an eye and then shut it, "No water supply, remember?" Veer rolled his eyes and muttered, "Yeah, right."
He laid her on the bed and then went to switch off all the lights. He slid in bed next to her and kissed her goodnight. Anu smiled and slept with her head on his chest.
The happy couple slept cuddling with each other and with peace on their faces. They were truly made for each other...but then they still love annoying the hell outta each other!
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Somewhere else...
The room is dark. Beside a wooden table lay a Tiffin box. Two rats came scurrying towards it.
Rat1: Jerry, I smell food in there
Rat 2: Yes, Mickey, me too. Let's check it out.
Both the rats managed to open the box and opened the lids to see the food.
Rat 2: Mickey, I think something's wrong. The food doesn't smell right.
Rat 1: It must be because the man's wife cooked it in the morning and he forgot to have it.
Rat 2: How do you know?
Rat 1: I saw the man while leaving for lunch. He kissed a photo with two women. One of them must be his wife.
Rat 2: So why didn't you tell me then? We could have eaten his food then only.
Rat 1: I had planned so. But just then the sweeper came and I also had to meet my girlfriend Minnie.
Jerry shook his head in exasperation.
Rat 2: Ok, let's not waste any more time and gorge upon the food.
Both the rats stuffed themselves with Ananya's special lunch and ran back into their holes.
Epilogue
Inside a dilapidated building, lie two dead bodies shrouded with slices of cheese and everyone around them is crying with grief.
"Why did he have to die?" wailed Minnie.
"I'll miss him." said Tom the cat.
The sad demise of the two rats, Mickey and Jerry was mourned by their entire clan. They had been suffering from severe food indigestion for quite a few days and finally succumbed today early morning. Even Jerry's biggest enemy Tom came to pay his last respect. The funeral of the duo was visited by Remy, the famous rat-chef in Ratatouille. After that, the rat clan abandoned Veer's office as a food spot in fear of more deaths.
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Moral of the story: Don't irk your wife or face the fate the rats did.
Apni biwi se panga mat lena warna chuhe ki maut maroge!😆
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