One day ramu found alladin ka khazana worth 2000 million ...tdy ramu has everything money,big house,big cars nd all the luxuries of life..he rcvs mny congrats msgs., letters nd phone calls daily frm fans across the world including mny celebrities also...😃
RK(ram kapoor)also thinks to congratulate another rk...the new indian celebrity nd heartthrob.he dials his number
Ramu : hello
Rk : hello ...can I speak to mr. ramu
Ramu : ji hum ramu hi bol rahe hai
Rk : oh hi ramu ...its ram kapoor calling
Ramu(enthusiastically) : oh...salam sahab
Rk : what ??😲
Ramu(shockd nd happy)😃 : oh..sorry ram sir woo purani adat h naa..dhire dhire jaegi
Rk(chuckles) : koi baat nh ramu I cn understand nd u cn call me ram bhaiya
Ramu : ji ram bhaiya
Rk : actually maine tumhe wish krne k liye phone kiya h.tum to humse bh bade celebrity bn gaye yaar..mubarak ho..aaj tumhare pass sab kuch hai ghr ,gadi ,paisa..
Ramu(smiles shyly) : haan ram bhaiya..sb kuch h bas ek biwi nhi hai...apne to kitno ki shadi krwai h
bhaiya...rakhi ,rahul , ratan...hamare liye bh dhund do na ek achi si biwi
Rk : han han kyun nahi...are bhai u r a hearbeat of girls mtlb tum to ladkiyon k dil ke king ho...line lag jaegi bht saari girls ki tumse shaadi krne k liye..
Ramu(embarrassed) : na na bhaiya..bht saari se nhi hame to ek hi se shaadi krni h...
Rk : ...han han ek h se shadi krwaege tumhari ..btao kaisi ldki chaiye tumhe ??
Ramu: hame sharm ati h ram bhaiya
Rk (laughs) : mujhse kya sharmana ramu
Ramu : bas koi achi si biwi chaiye hame jo hmara khayal rakhe,humse bht pyaar kare
Rk : thik h ramu ab tum apni shadi ki tension mujh pr chod do ...nw I wll arrange ur swayambar
Ramu : kya swayambar...
Rk : han han tumse to itni girls shaadi krna chahegi isliye swayambar h thik rahega
Ramu : thik h ram bhaiya jaisi apki marzi
Rk publishes ads in all newspapers nd telecasts one on tv also-:
Ramu dulhaniya le jaega...
India's hot personality, the new celebity ,new topic of discussion among girls ..the ramu kaka is searching a sundar,sushil,sanskari bride for himself...golden chance for all unmarried girls ...try ur luck girls...kya pata tumhari kismet me hi hi banna...Mrs. Ramu Kaka
ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA
1 Only female candidates can apply
2 Vidows nd divorcees can also apply
3 Must be fluent in hindi
4 Age limit : 25 - 55 years (ramu is 35 years old...10 ,20 saal upar niche chlta hai )
As girls r applying in a large number rk is conducting a small interview before accepting their application
Interview is going on in the lounge of a 5 star hotel
Contestant no 1
Rk : name ?
Girl : suhana deewan
Rk : marital status
Girl : single
Rk : tell me ur three qualities
Girl : aaa ..ummm...I don't remember ..😕
Rk : whaaat...😲
Girl : wooo...um..am beautiful,sweet nd rich
Application accepted
Contestant no 2
Rk : name ?
Girl : pakhi na kapoor na singhania
Rk : marital status?
Girl : I dnt know
Rk :😲
Girl : actually few mnths ago my husband fell off a cliff..he is still missing so m nt sure m a vidow or not
Rk : oh sorry but u r nt eligible to apply
Girl : no...plz dnt sy dis...I knw ramu personally we usd to wrk in same office..plz talk to him
Rk : ok I wll tlk to ramu abt u thn I wll inform u whthr ur applicant hs been accptd or rejectd
Girl : ok
Rk : three qualities ?
Girl : m beautiful , gorgeous nd charming
Rk : 🤢
Contestant no 3
Rk : name ?
Woman : manda tai
Rk : whose tai ??
Woman : kya saab kae ko mera naam bigadte ho aap..huj nhi manda tai...mera naam h manda
Rk : marital status ?
Manda (confused): kyaaa ??
Rk : shaadi hui h ya nahi
Mnda(angry) : dekho asa mjak mujhe psnd nhi...shadi hui hti to yaha kya krane ati maiii...
Rk : oh so u r unmarried mtlb tumhari shaadi nhi hu h
Mnda(confused) : haan kuch asa h smjh lo
Rk : apni 3 khubiya btao
Mnda : haan haan..maii aap dekh hi skte ho kitni khoobsurat hai...mai jhado ,pocha,bartan ache se krti hai ,mai khana bada acha banati h,mai sabki khabar rakhti h,mai bht bade bade sapne dekhti h .maiii
Rk : bas bas bas...bht hai
Application accepted
Contestant no 4
Girl entrs nd rk faints after 5 minutes girl wavs her hand in front of rk's face...hey r u alright ??
Rk : yeah..yes m m fine...but wat r u doing here ...katrina
Girl : I want to get married to ramu
Rk : u must be joking
Girl : no m serious...u knw aftr datng some bollywood hunks I want to marry a simple nd rich guy ..i have seen ramu on tv he seems vry dwn to earth ...m getting late plz ask whatvr u wnt to ask ..
Rk : oh no no ...u dnt need to answer any qustns
Application accepted
Contestant no 5
Rk : name :
Woman(gvs him a big smile)😃 : kamla vitthal jadhav... maine naa wo bahar suna aap sabse unki 3 kalities puch rahe hai naaa...show sirf teen chizo ki wjah se chalta hai entertainment ,entertainment nd entertainment aur mai entertainment hu..
Rk 😕: I think der is sme confusion u r at wrong place...yaha dirty picture 2 ka nhi ramu ke swayambar ka audition chl raha hai..
Kmla : areyyy bhaauuu wo mere ko pata hai...mai memsaab banne hi to aai hai mtlb mai ramu se shadi karne k liye hi ai hai...
Rk : tumhari shaadi nhi hui abhi tak?
Kmla : haan hui naa vithal se
Rk : lgta hai apne ad thik se nhi padha...aap apply nh kr skti
Kmla (shouted) : devaaa...par kyun??
Rk : tum phle hi married ho ramu se kaise shadi kar skti ho😲
Kmla : haan to mai vithal ko chod degi naa..mai divorce de dugi usko
Rk : but aap abhi apply nhi kar skti..ap ja skti hai
rk nd kmla ka argument neetu's entry 5 minutes ltr
Neetu to kmla : arey kmla tu ...tu bhi ai hai yaha ...
Kmal : dekho na memsaab ye bhau bol rahe hai mai shadi nhi kar skti ramu se
Neetu to rk : hi rk
Rk : hello
Neetu : aur...wife ghar par hi apki ajkal ??
Rk : mere nhi to kya padosi keg hr par hogi
Neetu : nhi wo mera matlab...agr ap bh bride search kar rahe ho to mai
Rk : kyaaa
Neetu : woo kuch..kuch nahi bas aise hi...haan to mai naa ramu se shadi krne k liye ai hu bhaiya
Rk : bhaiyaaa...
Neetu to kmla : kmla dekh ..kisi ko bh mera bhaiya khna acha nahi lgta..😳
Kmal : par neetu memsaab ye bhau bol rahe hai shadishuda aurte shadi nhi kar sakti ramu se
Neetu : haiiin...kyun
Rk (irritated) : ek sath kitni shadiya karogi
Neetu : arey to..m going to divorce my husband soon
Rk : it takes a minimum of 6 months to get divorce in india..
Neetu (giggled) : I think u havnt heard abt ema's special court
Rk : ema's court
Neetu : yes ...kmla chl mere sth ..
nxt dy
neetu nd kmla s applications r also accepted coz their marital status is divorcee now..
list of selected applicants
1 neetu
2 kmla
3 manda
4 suhana
5 pakhi
Rk to ramu : mujhe ek baat nhi samajh aai...tumne Katrina ki applictn kyu reject kar di
Ramu : ram bhaiya humne kaha tha na hame to koi asi biwi chaiye jo hmara khayal rakh sake...kaha wo itni badi heroine hamre liye time nikal apegi bas isliye..
Ramu is confused he needs ur help plz cast ur vote nd hlp ramu...😃
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/ek-mutthi-aasmaan/4144041/ramu-ka-swayambar
Pure fun post nt meant to hurt or offend anyone
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