Telly bhakwaas article...why Kamala is always near dustbins..funpost

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Posted: 11 years ago
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On popular demand as to what preparation went into the cockroach track, telly bhakwaas revisited the sets of EMA. We were unprepared by what greeted us. We saw Kamala spending all her time before the shoot in front of the dustbin and thereafter getting into the municipal vehicle that transports the waste into the dumpyard.
Praising her commitment to her job, Punch Dead who is the sole brain behind this dustbin show, informed us, we have artistes who are very focussed. Just as Poo thinks only of Shahrukh and maintains silence before her part to convey the intensity, Kamala too does not want to be left behind. When I informed her that she would have to prevent Raghav and the delegates from spotting the cockroach, she got all excited. From that day onward, she is always skulking around drainpipes and garbage bins in the hope of studying cockroach behavioral pattern. Though Kalpi tried to tell her that an easier and cleaner way would be to watch Animal Planet, Kamala believes in ground work. She is not the one to sit in the comfort of her home , unlike some people. She is ,at present well versed in their jumping pattern and can tell us exactly in which direction the cockroaches would run.

A funny thing , however PD added , is whenever Kamala opens her mouth, the insects take off in an exactly opposite direction. It is like they hear her voice and seem to flee. That is the bonding between Kamala and the insects...see, she can mesmerise any thing with her pojitivity, claimed PD. I only hope the viewers understand the effort behind the scene and appreciate our imagination in the form of TRPs.

The municipal workers , have a different take on this. They say ever since Kamala has started taking an interest in cockroaches, the insect population in Madh island, where she is, has drastically reduced. So , in a way, she is proving a bigger hit than HIT roach gel. Last heard the HITcompany were planning to utilise her services for mosquitoes also...way to go Kamala...looks like finally something pojitive has emerged from your lectures and you are getting your due in the insect world...understandable, because you have always been a hit with spineless creatures...vitthal and Pakhya , to mention a few

To our readers...telly bhakwaas is committed to providing authentic information that entertains you. Painful though it was, we have revisited EMA and met people for your happiness...one saving grace of this was , shakal achhe nahin the, kumas kum baatein unhone acchi ki thi

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Hevati thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Omg this is fantastic
Continue please
Can we get a daily dose of the comedy show
Hevati thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ek muthi haseen - for all the ragna fans who adored ek muthi aasman once upon a time but now spilt between total disinterest and ragna
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Posted: 11 years ago
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LOL...this is fantastic 👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Popular demand eh?😉

Well thank you so much for the in depth coverage. You are just as dedicated as the EMA cast.

SO Kamla studied behavior of cockroaches for this track and hangs around garbage bins as she took the term 'dustbin' show literally. Hmm kudos to her dedication and commitment. That is what makes an Oscar award worthy performer.👏 DJs and CVs are right. Kamla's pojitivity is helping the environment.

I am now going to get my arti ki thali and be prepared to do Devi Kamla's arti at 7 pm. Jai Ho Devi Kamla ki.

Edit - have to add, keep up the good work and looking forward to more such in depth articles from Telly Bhakwaas.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Infofan

Popular demand eh?😉

Well thank you so much for the in depth coverage. You are just as dedicated as the EMA cast.

SO Kamla studied behavior of cockroaches for this track and hangs around garbage bins as she took the term 'dustbin' show literally. Hmm kudos to her dedication and commitment. That is what makes an Oscar award worthy performer.👏

I am now going to get my arti ki thali and be prepared to do Devi Kamla's arti at 7 pm


Ofcourse. On popular demand!!!telly bhakwaas considers each of its readres a popular figure
Telly bhakwaas was deeply hurt by charges of unprofessionalism and hence sought to rectify it
Unlike EMA! Telly bhakwaas is aware that fans make it thrive
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: bhaironnath


Ofcourse. On popular demand!!!telly bhakwaas considers each of its readres a popular figure
Telly bhakwaas was deeply hurt by charges of unprofessionalism and hence sought to rectify it
Unlike EMA! Telly bhakwaas is aware that fans make it thrive



Oops, I just added more comments on my post.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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All your hard work gone to waste Telly Bhakwaas, The CVs edited out Devi Kamla's dance. Such a sad day for True EMA fans. How will TRPs increase if they keep giving us thullus??

I was prepared with my arti ki thali to her puja after dance.

Any clue what they did with the Oscar award worthy performer, star of yesterday's episode - The Cockroach?


What next after cockroach, Any clue since you bring us all the inside info, breaking news.

Again, have to add - awesome bit of journalism by Telly Bhakwaas 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh man... Ur awesome... Have laughed from the start
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Infofan

All your hard work gone to waste Telly Bhakwaas, The CVs edited out Devi Kamla's dance. Such a sad day for True EMA fans. How will TRPs increase if they keep giving us thullus??

I was prepared with my arti ki thali to her puja after dance.

Any clue what they did with the Oscar award worthy performer, star of yesterday's episode - The Cockroach?


What next after cockroach, Any clue since you bring us all the inside info, breaking news.

Again, have to add - awesome bit of journalism by Telly Bhakwaas 👏


Psst psst... My sources informed me that the tissue paper was the star today... Telly bhakwas needs to go in for another interview.😆

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