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Anu 🤣?.jahaan DEV Ho Wahaan party to Banti hai

Religious Mandal,Kolkata

Priests and staunch devouts are rumoured to have flown in from all over world to attend a prayer conference in kolkata . The event will be starting in another 3 hours and Suchitra, the head of the conference will address the gathering . The Conference is being organized to pray for dev's release from jail. She will also be seen training them on lockets and threads . There is also havans and pooja's which would be personally supervised by the honorable suchitra. Apparently , Suchitra will be accompanied by her new bahu Durga Thakur who will lead the prayers for her pati . Dayal was seen arranging necessary ritual items .

Stay tuned for the outcome of the conference

@chief editor Hope I am welcome to write more . i would like to contribute as a Just in reporter .

Good to know you liked Kolkata Khobor.😉

You can be reporter natville25. We are open for all citizen journalists. 😆

Prayer meeting is apt idea. This is the only thing that helps Dev.😛

Alipore Jail is getting filled with Goenka associates, so KMC will have to build a new jail to accommodate only Goenkas and their chamchas!

They can all have a gala party there when Raj-Sakshi, Shaurya and his rapist friends all join them!

Durga shd get commission from Jail Builders for sending them all to jail.

And Suchitra organizing Pooja Paath for Dev...😆 Im sure they will show this soon...Durga the pativrata bahu praying for Dev's release...hoping for divine intervention since her own brains stopped working now. While Dayal arranges for pooja samagri...😆

Update : Prayer conference for dev goes haywire . Suchitra Angry. Durga seen Fuming

Earlier we had reported about a prayer conference for dev . We regret to inform that the prayer meeting which opened grandly was cut short as sakshi buzzed in .

According to a pandit who gave us the inside information on conditions of anonymity said " It was very great at the start. We had Mrs. Durga Dev Goenka give a detailed sermon on Dev's dumbness and slowness . Her Speech made us realise what a pious person Dev is . May god bless him . we had just started bhajan's lead by suchitra when mrs. Sakshi came buzzing in from nowhere and insisted that we close the meeting immediately . A few of us stood up to her and refused to follow her orders. She then took out a fully loaded gun and threatned to shoot all of us if we dint vacate the hall then and there . She also warned us saying that nowadays she dint trust her gun so much so she carried a bomb in her purse as well. We had no other option but to abruptly end the meeting. Sakshi has issued notices to all us which states either come to my side and do as i say or get away from my reach . Its extremely painful that we could not finish the prayers"

We spoke to Durga about the same and she said "yes ,its true .Sakshi saw the gathering on TV and came here. i have already made plans of getting hold of the weapons loaded purse. Lets see what sakshi can do then" Suchitra further emotionally added that stopping a prayer in between is apshagun and Sakshi will face its consquences .

For more thaza kabar stay tuned to KK .

Suchitra and her apshaguns...😆

Another hilarious update, natville! Youre on a roll! 😆👏

I also found Dev's tough act in jail quite hilarious today...can someone please do an update of Mathur's Dadagiri and Dev's tough guy act? 😆