Kolkata Khobor (Fun post paper) - Ayub Khan is our reader! (pg20) - Page 15

Originally posted by: pallavi25

Bomb in her purse! 🤣 Quite possible for Sakshi!

Suchitra and her apshaguns...😆

Another hilarious update, natville! Youre on a roll! 😆👏

I also found Dev's tough act in jail quite hilarious today...can someone please do an update of Mathur's Dadagiri and Dev's tough guy act? 😆

We at KK had updated you about the scion of goenka empire, Mr.dev had been accused of trying to kill Ms.Maheshwari, aashiqui of "The Rajnath Goenka" . We even let out that the right hand man of goenka's Mr.Mathur was lodged in the same jail. Things dint go too well between the two of them as they were seen throwing chalks and cheese at each other .In order to decide the real dada , a thumb wrestling match has been organised . We were lucky to get a chance to speak to Mathur and dev . here's what they had to say about the exciting match .

KK : Mr . Mathur are you excited about the match

M : Nah!! i am actually not .

KK: But Y , surely this is one of your fav pastimes.

M ; Yes that's right . But certainly not with a LKG student .

KK : Can u elaborate on that

M : you see, I did thumb wrestling and won them even before i learnt to talk . i am born for doing greater things . You can see , i am the dada here. everyone bows down to me and now that Dev has come(ya ,from that slimy goenka family). He doesn't know what a thumb is and this is the best insult happening to me 😡

KK : Oh oh , we get it . It was easy to refuse the match, why didn't you do?

M: Refuse and me , not @ all. i have been trained under that witch Sakshi goenka. Yes,she is also on my hitlist now. I am going to put that little dev in his place.

KK: errr... well mr.mathur it was nice talking to you. we will burst in again for the results.

M: No need, you can write down me as the winner. its clear .

KK : So Mr.Dev, how does it feel to wrestle with a expert /

D : who is the expert here, Mathur ? shit , he is just boasting around . i am the real man here.

KK : But, there were rumours floating around that he has hit you and you dint give back .Also, he was heard quoting that he is the winner .

D : See what i told you 😡 that man is boasting that's it . I will be the winner. Oh , I dont want to hit budda's u know . I have made this shapat to my mother that i will never hit old men good or bad.. Besides he is bald too .

KK : ahhh !!! what does baldness have connection with here?

D : tat's simple, whenever i am losing i pull my hair . Mathur cant do that.So he will let me win.

KK : One Personal ques , Do u know wrestling ?

D : Of course, i have played lots of video games . i know that wrestling means sticking out your tongues and running away . i also displayed a kind of wrestling at the airport when i arrived .

KK : umm ummm . Thank u mr.dev . Hope u have a nice fight.

D : hey wait ,.. i have a question too

KK : 😳

D : where's is nitya ?

KK :

The 2 toughies fighting it out in prison...😆

Where is Nitya? 😆

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Originally posted by: atominis

Thank you to all contributors of Kolkata Khobor and readers who liked stuff posted here.😊

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Originally posted by: Dolly-heart

Snoopy Reporter Reporting... Dev Goenka in Jail...

The City of Kolkata is again shocked to hear Dev Goenka ... the one thought to be Dumb but ...Straight as an Arrow.. is allegedly accused of Attempting to

Kill a very close friend of the Goenka's... Ms. Raima Maheswari.

The Elite Society are all up in Arms with Goenka's constantly stealing their Limelight with one Scandal after another and Hogging the Front Pages of Kolkata Khobor.

Meanwhile it was reported that Dev was being tossed around like a Football

amongst the other Jail Birds for their amusement.

When Dev was asked about his fighting abilities ... His reply was ... I am not worried, you see, my wife Durga will come to my rescue and save my sorry Ass

for being caught Red-Handed. (Read Bloody Hand)

Dev Goenka seemed proud to say... My wife has taken an oath Protect me as I am known to create trouble for myself , by my constant Bumbling acts.

My Biwi has a straight connection to Maa Durga and with her blessing will save my Sorry Ass as I only know how to get into trouble ... NOT get out of it.

Reporter only wishes Durga has a plan ready or Dev Goenka is again going to shout ...I will find Nitya... Just give me 24 hours ... O K forget 24 hours just give me ... some ... YES ... Brains to figure out WHY I am in Jail..!!!

KK is back with the latest bits from the 1st family of Kolkata .

Ayub Khan shared link of Kolkata Khobor thread on his Twitter page.😆

Homara okhbaar famous ho gaya!👏