CVs have a high security meeting somewhere in a pataal lok DkDM studio. Security detail includes Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan and Nahusha.
I'll use the following key's to denote each of the CVs Varaali described below:
CV1 = NCV
CV2 = SCV
CV3 = ECV
CV4 = WCV
The CVs have decided to have a high security executive meeting to decide how to depict the thorny issue of the marriages. Following the last incident, where Kartikeya, Ganesh & Ma Durga terrorized them, they decided to have a follow-up meeting, but this time, w/ security. For this, they recruit Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan, Durgasura, Gajdanav and Nahusha, all of whom have been depicted rather favorably, at least initially.
WCV: Look, from last time, it's pretty obvious that we can't get away from showing only Kartikeya married or only Ganesh married.
NCV & SCV: Tell us about it!
WCV: But we know that mata Parvati has only 2 bahus. So why don't we settle on a compromise? Give Kartikeya just 1 wife - Devasena, and Ganesh 1 wife.
NCV: But then who do we select b/w Buddhi & Siddhi?
ECV: Why not blow off both of them, and go w/ the Bong version - Kala-bou (banana plant)?
WCV: Yeah, right, that will make Bappa really happy. And Ambika mata - won't she love having a fruit for a bahu 😛
SCV: And how exactly did you pick Devasena over Valli? As it is, Murugan's followers are resenting us, first for showing Meenakshi as Parvati's wannabe sautan, and now, you want to do this?
ECV: Why don't we promote monogamy among the sons as well? Did Mahadev have 2 wives? Did Asokasundari have 2 hubbies? Then...?
By this time, the security detail get bored, and decide to come in and take part in the deliberations. They form a Union, make Ravan the head and walk in to the meeting.
CVs: Prabhu (Vishnu) and others, what are you all doing here? You are supposed to protect us.
Vishnu: I have to take an avatar in 2 serials - Rama avatar here, and Krishna avatar in the Mahabharata serial. And contrary to what serial makers show, when I take avatars, I'm NOT in Vaikuntha.
CVs: Prabhu, given all the times we've distorted facts to your benefit - you defeating Veerbhadra, you deadlocking Mahadev's Vrishabh avatar, your tyranny against the asuras after samudra manthan, is this what we get?
Vishnu: Well, you did show me deceive Vrinda, so if you were gonna whitewash me, couldn't you have done a complete job? Anyway, I don't hold that against you. As per Vrinda's curse, I do have to take an avatar to take out Ravan. Plus, I've signed a new contract to be sutradhar in the Mahabharat, so I really can't be here much longer. So you have to let us give our inputs.
CVs: Ravan, we made you Mahadev's greatest bhakt - a claim that nobody makes, and have shown you in pretty positive light. What have you to say for yourself?
Ravan: I am owed that, by virtue of being Mahadev's favorite bhakt. Besides, I never lost my faith in Mahadev, but you have slandered me by showing that I have. Also, that traitor Vibheeshan never had any faith in me, and did not design my flag. Since you are busy defaming me, I'm really thin on patience as far as you go.
CVs: Et tu, Jalandhar? You know how fake your mom's story was, didn't you?
Jalandhar: Yeah, but you had to whitewash Narada's role here, didn't you? Oh, and make me lament my dear Vrinda, when in fact, I died b4 her? Also, you showed my fight w/ Mahadev as being completely one sided - so what makes you think I can protect you against him?
CVs: We wanted your protection against Kartikeya & Ganesh - both of whom you defeated. Anyway, since you're here, we'll accept your suggestions, but you do have to take your stands to protect us.
Suddenly, Devasena comes running in, and tells them - look, CVs, I'm really miserable w/o my Murugan. If you could invent a quarrel b/w us over my deceiving him over Indra, it's you and only you that can patch us up. Please?
Vishnu: CVs, you do need to re-unite Devasena & Kartikeya. She is my mind born daughter, so I can't just see her suffer like that, if you want me to protect you.
SCV: But Prabhu, we've already made her an apsara - she's not Indra's daughter in what we've presented so far. As for her being your daughter, we've already made you Kartikeya's mama, so if we show that, then Kartikeya would be marrying his cousin, which would be improper.
NCV: Prabhu, can we make Devasena Brahma's daughter instead?
Vishnu: I guess so.
WCV: About Ganesh's wives, what do we do?
Jalandhar: Let him marry Kubera's daughters.
NCV: Ooops, we've already made them the daughters of Vishwaroop.
Jalandhar: Okay, whatever!
SCV: If Ganesh has 2 wives, Kartikeya has to get Valli as well...
Durgasura: Not now, later.
CVs: Okay, so we're gonna break the 2 bahus rule for Parvati, and give her 3.
Devasena: Oh, thank you, CVs, thank you. So now, who are my parents who will prepare for my wedding?
NCV: Brahma!
Devasena: Okay. I really hope Ma Saraswati is good w/ the wedding preparations.
Originally posted by: varaali
Meeting no 137 b/w the CVs of DkDM and Ganesh & Kartik
CVs 1,2, 3 and 4 are seated on one side of the table. A very angry Kartikeya with his brother Ganesh is on the other side.
KArtikeya (thumping his fist on the table) : You made me kill Tarakasur (I would have killed Surapadman too, if you morons knew he existed) and now you are denying me marriage. I refuse to remain a bachelor. I am married and that is how you should show me.
CV 1: But you are indeed unmarried. That's how we know you. You are Kumar Kartikeya...
KArtikeya: (staring right into the CV's face) Which idiot says so?
CV 1 : All the idiots... I mean ...pundits in North India say so. I am myself one.
Kartikeya: You are an idiot?
CV 1 : No, I am a pundit.
Kartikeya : Ha, ever visited south? Been into any of my temples? I have not one but two wives... You better show both of them.
(Kartikeya lunges forward and points his spear at the CV's neck)
CV 1: (eying the spear at his throat and raising his hands) Ok Ok...We will show you as getting married.
Kartkeya: Make it a Maha Episode and make it quick. i don't want to keep my Valli waiting.
CV 1 ( nods helplessly). Jaisi aapki ichcha...
Kartikeya : Oh one more thing...It better be a proper Tamil wedding...
CV 1: Oh, whatever...Tamil / Telgu / Malayalam... Aap jo kahe...Waise, meri Shadi to ho gayi
Kartikeya lowers his spear and turning around, walks away. While going he winks at his brother and gives him a thumbs up sign as if to say "Sorry, brother, I pipped you"
This only infuriated Ganesh further. He whirled his trunk in the air and brought it down on CV 2. Smack! Smack! Smack!
CV 2 : Ayyo ...Appa... Saaami... Vinayaka Perumane... What are you doing?
Ganesh: So you think that you can get away by marrying my brother but not me? Smack!
CV 2 : But ...Vinaayakaaa... you are the respected elder brother of our Murugan Swami... You are not suppose to be married...
Ganesh: Then who are Riddhi and Siddhi? Smack... Smack...Smack... You tamils think you are all very knowledgable...Thinking that centum in Mathematics is everything...Have you bothered to even get acquainted with other cultures?
CV 2: Shaking his head helplessly...
Ganesh: FYI, I too am married... I too have two wives... And you better show both of them to...Ok?Or...(Ganesh whirls his trunk menacingly)
CV 2 : Seri... Seri...OK...As you say...
By this time CV 3 was in a state of mortal terror. He heard a voice behind the door. "Excuse me? Is that one of the CVS?
CV 3 : (closing his eyes) Areey whoever you are... you too can have two marraiges..two wives...two mega episodes...
Visitor: Relax son...
CV3 opens his eyes " Mahadev! Prabhu! Aap?"
Mahadev : Relax son... Now what were you saying about another marriage for me?"
A curious rumbling sound is heard. Ma Durga in her rudra roop manifests herself pointing her trident at the third CV
Durga : You are from bengal, isn't it? Do you fear my wrath? How dare you even suggest another wife for Mahadev? Aami... Aami... tomaake...
CV 3: faints down in terror, promising he will visit at least 51 Puja Pandals next year...
CV 4 (clicking on Google and typing): Nandi + marriage + wife...
Note: Whatever I have written is purely in jest...No offence meant...
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