Originally posted by: .Vrish.
CVs have a high security meeting somewhere in a pataal lok DkDM studio. Security detail includes Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan and Nahusha.
I'll use the following key's to denote each of the CVs Varaali described below:
CV1 = NCV
CV2 = SCV
CV3 = ECV
CV4 = WCV
The CVs have decided to have a high security executive meeting to decide how to depict the thorny issue of the marriages. Following the last incident, where Kartikeya, Ganesh & Ma Durga terrorized them, they decided to have a follow-up meeting, but this time, w/ security. For this, they recruit Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan, Durgasura, Gajdanav and Nahusha, all of whom have been depicted rather favorably, at least initially.
WCV: Look, from last time, it's pretty obvious that we can't get away from showing only Kartikeya married or only Ganesh married.
NCV & SCV: Tell us about it!
WCV: But we know that mata Parvati has only 2 bahus. So why don't we settle on a compromise? Give Kartikeya just 1 wife - Devasena, and Ganesh 1 wife.
NCV: But then who do we select b/w Buddhi & Siddhi?
ECV: Why not blow off both of them, and go w/ the Bong version - Kala-bou (banana plant)?
WCV: Yeah, right, that will make Bappa really happy. And Ambika mata - won't she love having a fruit for a bahu 😛
SCV: And how exactly did you pick Devasena over Valli? As it is, Murugan's followers are resenting us, first for showing Meenakshi as Parvati's wannabe sautan, and now, you want to do this?
ECV: Why don't we promote monogamy among the sons as well? Did Mahadev have 2 wives? Did Asokasundari have 2 hubbies? Then...?
By this time, the security detail get bored, and decide to come in and take part in the deliberations. They form a Union, make Ravan the head and walk in to the meeting.
CVs: Prabhu (Vishnu) and others, what are you all doing here? You are supposed to protect us.
Vishnu: I have to take an avatar in 2 serials - Rama avatar here, and Krishna avatar in the Mahabharata serial. And contrary to what serial makers show, when I take avatars, I'm NOT in Vaikuntha.
CVs: Prabhu, given all the times we've distorted facts to your benefit - you defeating Veerbhadra, you deadlocking Mahadev's Vrishabh avatar, your tyranny against the asuras after samudra manthan, is this what we get?
Vishnu: Well, you did show me deceive Vrinda, so if you were gonna whitewash me, couldn't you have done a complete job? Anyway, I don't hold that against you. As per Vrinda's curse, I do have to take an avatar to take out Ravan. Plus, I've signed a new contract to be sutradhar in the Mahabharat, so I really can't be here much longer. So you have to let us give our inputs.
CVs: Ravan, we made you Mahadev's greatest bhakt - a claim that nobody makes, and have shown you in pretty positive light. What have you to say for yourself?
Ravan: I am owed that, by virtue of being Mahadev's favorite bhakt. Besides, I never lost my faith in Mahadev, but you have slandered me by showing that I have. Also, that traitor Vibheeshan never had any faith in me, and did not design my flag. Since you are busy defaming me, I'm really thin on patience as far as you go.
CVs: Et tu, Jalandhar? You know how fake your mom's story was, didn't you?
Jalandhar: Yeah, but you had to whitewash Narada's role here, didn't you? Oh, and make me lament my dear Vrinda, when in fact, I died b4 her? Also, you showed my fight w/ Mahadev as being completely one sided - so what makes you think I can protect you against him?
CVs: We wanted your protection against Kartikeya & Ganesh - both of whom you defeated. Anyway, since you're here, we'll accept your suggestions, but you do have to take your stands to protect us.
Suddenly, Devasena comes running in, and tells them - look, CVs, I'm really miserable w/o my Murugan. If you could invent a quarrel b/w us over my deceiving him over Indra, it's you and only you that can patch us up. Please?
Vishnu: CVs, you do need to re-unite Devasena & Kartikeya. She is my mind born daughter, so I can't just see her suffer like that, if you want me to protect you.
SCV: But Prabhu, we've already made her an apsara - she's not Indra's daughter in what we've presented so far. As for her being your daughter, we've already made you Kartikeya's mama, so if we show that, then Kartikeya would be marrying his cousin, which would be improper.
NCV: Prabhu, can we make Devasena Brahma's daughter instead?
Vishnu: I guess so.
WCV: About Ganesh's wives, what do we do?
Jalandhar: Let him marry Kubera's daughters.
NCV: Ooops, we've already made them the daughters of Vishwaroop.
Jalandhar: Okay, whatever!
SCV: If Ganesh has 2 wives, Kartikeya has to get Valli as well...
Durgasura: Not now, later.
CVs: Okay, so we're gonna break the 2 bahus rule for Parvati, and give her 3.
Devasena: Oh, thank you, CVs, thank you. So now, who are my parents who will prepare for my wedding?
NCV: Brahma!
Devasena: Okay. I really hope Ma Saraswati is good w/ the wedding preparations.