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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

CVs have a high security meeting somewhere in a pataal lok DkDM studio. Security detail includes Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan and Nahusha.

I'll use the following key's to denote each of the CVs Varaali described below:

CV1 = NCV
CV2 = SCV
CV3 = ECV
CV4 = WCV

The CVs have decided to have a high security executive meeting to decide how to depict the thorny issue of the marriages. Following the last incident, where Kartikeya, Ganesh & Ma Durga terrorized them, they decided to have a follow-up meeting, but this time, w/ security. For this, they recruit Vishnu, Jalandhar, Ravan, Durgasura, Gajdanav and Nahusha, all of whom have been depicted rather favorably, at least initially.

WCV: Look, from last time, it's pretty obvious that we can't get away from showing only Kartikeya married or only Ganesh married.

NCV & SCV: Tell us about it!

WCV: But we know that mata Parvati has only 2 bahus. So why don't we settle on a compromise? Give Kartikeya just 1 wife - Devasena, and Ganesh 1 wife.

NCV: But then who do we select b/w Buddhi & Siddhi?

ECV: Why not blow off both of them, and go w/ the Bong version - Kala-bou (banana plant)?

WCV: Yeah, right, that will make Bappa really happy. And Ambika mata - won't she love having a fruit for a bahu 😛

SCV: And how exactly did you pick Devasena over Valli? As it is, Murugan's followers are resenting us, first for showing Meenakshi as Parvati's wannabe sautan, and now, you want to do this?

ECV: Why don't we promote monogamy among the sons as well? Did Mahadev have 2 wives? Did Asokasundari have 2 hubbies? Then...?

By this time, the security detail get bored, and decide to come in and take part in the deliberations. They form a Union, make Ravan the head and walk in to the meeting.

CVs: Prabhu (Vishnu) and others, what are you all doing here? You are supposed to protect us.

Vishnu: I have to take an avatar in 2 serials - Rama avatar here, and Krishna avatar in the Mahabharata serial. And contrary to what serial makers show, when I take avatars, I'm NOT in Vaikuntha.

CVs: Prabhu, given all the times we've distorted facts to your benefit - you defeating Veerbhadra, you deadlocking Mahadev's Vrishabh avatar, your tyranny against the asuras after samudra manthan, is this what we get?

Vishnu: Well, you did show me deceive Vrinda, so if you were gonna whitewash me, couldn't you have done a complete job? Anyway, I don't hold that against you. As per Vrinda's curse, I do have to take an avatar to take out Ravan. Plus, I've signed a new contract to be sutradhar in the Mahabharat, so I really can't be here much longer. So you have to let us give our inputs.

CVs: Ravan, we made you Mahadev's greatest bhakt - a claim that nobody makes, and have shown you in pretty positive light. What have you to say for yourself?

Ravan: I am owed that, by virtue of being Mahadev's favorite bhakt. Besides, I never lost my faith in Mahadev, but you have slandered me by showing that I have. Also, that traitor Vibheeshan never had any faith in me, and did not design my flag. Since you are busy defaming me, I'm really thin on patience as far as you go.

CVs: Et tu, Jalandhar? You know how fake your mom's story was, didn't you?

Jalandhar: Yeah, but you had to whitewash Narada's role here, didn't you? Oh, and make me lament my dear Vrinda, when in fact, I died b4 her? Also, you showed my fight w/ Mahadev as being completely one sided - so what makes you think I can protect you against him?

CVs: We wanted your protection against Kartikeya & Ganesh - both of whom you defeated. Anyway, since you're here, we'll accept your suggestions, but you do have to take your stands to protect us.

Suddenly, Devasena comes running in, and tells them - look, CVs, I'm really miserable w/o my Murugan. If you could invent a quarrel b/w us over my deceiving him over Indra, it's you and only you that can patch us up. Please?

Vishnu: CVs, you do need to re-unite Devasena & Kartikeya. She is my mind born daughter, so I can't just see her suffer like that, if you want me to protect you.

SCV: But Prabhu, we've already made her an apsara - she's not Indra's daughter in what we've presented so far. As for her being your daughter, we've already made you Kartikeya's mama, so if we show that, then Kartikeya would be marrying his cousin, which would be improper.

NCV: Prabhu, can we make Devasena Brahma's daughter instead?

Vishnu: I guess so.

WCV: About Ganesh's wives, what do we do?

Jalandhar: Let him marry Kubera's daughters.

NCV: Ooops, we've already made them the daughters of Vishwaroop.

Jalandhar: Okay, whatever!

SCV: If Ganesh has 2 wives, Kartikeya has to get Valli as well...

Durgasura: Not now, later.

CVs: Okay, so we're gonna break the 2 bahus rule for Parvati, and give her 3.

Devasena: Oh, thank you, CVs, thank you. So now, who are my parents who will prepare for my wedding?

NCV: Brahma!

Devasena: Okay. I really hope Ma Saraswati is good w/ the wedding preparations.


Continuing from above:

Devasena is very happy with the arrangements. Suddenly Muruga appears.
Muruga: Oh, Devasena, you are here! Did you tell them about our marriage?
Devasena (blushing): Yeah. They agreed to conduct it. But Brahmadev will do my Kanyadaan.
Muruga: Whaaat?????

He turns to the CVs.
Muruga: What nonsense, she is Lord Vishnu's daughter1 How can Brahmadev do Kanyadaan?
SCV: Forgive us Prabhu, but Lord Vishnu is your mama, so if Devasena is his daughter, she is your cousin! How can you marry your cousin?
Muruga: But that is how it happened! Both Valli and Devasena are Mamashri's daughters!

Vishnu: I have no problems, my dear Bhanja. I can be your mama while Brahmadev is your Sasur for a change.

Muruga is getting irritated. "Then what about Valli? Who will do her Kanyadaan?
All Cvs: Err... Kartikeya, we thought what if Mata Parvati has only 3 bahus...
Muruga: What?! Only 3 Bahus! That means you won't show my Valli? You won't show my romantic side?
CVs (getting afraid): But M-mata Parvati already h-has thr-three bahus... She is only supposed to have two...
Muruga: So is that my Valli's fault? You better show her also... otherwise... Remember that I am the Senapati of the gods...

Cvs (terrified): Sure sure... Erm... We shall surely include Valli also! But Muruga, it might take some time. If you could grant us that...
Muruga: Fine! But make it fast!
Cvs: Yes Yes. But let us first finish your marriage with Devasena here!
Muruga brightens up: Oh Devasena! Right! Yeah, you continue that! And do you remember my conditions of a Mahaepisode????

CVs: err...
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Posted: 12 years ago

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After Ganesh's wedding , the ring finding ceremony was on. Riddhi and Siddhi, both the sisters were excited as They both are going to find the ring together. So, chances are high for them to win this match on the Other hand Ganesh was firm to win this Match as Naradmuni told (actually teased him) him if he loses this match then, He will have to conform in their every Words That means if they (R and S sisters) wants his laddus then He have to share that too. (and, Also made that Clear that since Ganesh doesnt gives the share of his laddus to anyone, so this time He'll have to if loses and There Naradmuni himself also will go there to have some Ganesh's laddus from R and S sister, that time as a Token of The sisters victory.)

😈

heres, Seeing their this types of Excitement for this match, mother Parvati was a bit amused, also She thought that now since she is in equal support for the 3 of them (Riddhi, Siddhi and Ganesh) thus she would only choose to be neutral for this time instead of supporting only one group.



and there, Karthikeya was in Riddhi-Siddhi's support because since, Ganesh was constantly teasing him by asking about his (Karthikeya's) Marriage in front of their parents and the whole Kailash residents so, therefore in turn he decided to play some mischievous pranks on him and to be in support for His sister-in-laws so that after theirs triumph He can also tease Ganesh by something new, this time. (instead of teasing him about his Foody habits as That has became old and now Ganesh also isn't so bothered about this like before🤣).



...Whole Kailash was there, Nandi had told Gana-Prets to Make this Celebration special by decorations , but Maina (Grandmother of Ganesh) was in a bit disinclination as She knows that, May their provision be perfect but due to their infantile-ness , they always ends up doing mockery of everything by mess-ing things😎 thus She already had the Whole Kailash decorated with Jaya-Vijaya's helping hands😆, which Nandi was totally unaware of.



...Now the match begins, R and S, sisters are fully armed with their combined clever concepts to make Ganesh distracted during the match, on the other hand Ganesh has bought something in his little handy bag to insure his victory during the match, about which everyone is Curious to know about.



..as the Match starts, finally Ganesh unveiled his handy bag's hidden thing. To the everyone's surprise (also amuse) that hidden object revealed to be a "Magnet", which he brought there so that he can find the ring easily as he himself knows it that Riddhi-Siddhi's team is heavy to beat since They're the two and He is one, and the rule is to Find the ring with one hand, which is quiet impossible for Ganesh's himself as The sisters will be in the lead in this by the Team power (since they're the two, two's two hands😆).



[/P]...and a Clamor from the sisters, after seeing the "Magnet". Both of Them protests saying it's Cheating, and Ganesh wonders thinking "what so unfair is in it, since they're two and I'm one so I'm 'only' using it as a 'Helping hand' for myself."[/P]😆



The debate regarding the use of magnet in this game was still on until Karthikeya decided to intervene by giving Ganesh a New idea. The idea was that, if Ganesh wants then He can use his Trunk (Thank's to VaraaliG for this idea to make Ganesh use his Trunk in the Comment, from there I got this story's concept.) along with his one hand but not the Magnet since It'll easily get the ring, by which the game's Main aspect will be lost.



Ganesh was overjoyed to hear this as He is champion, doing things with his trunk. So, Now it'll become so much easier to find the ring for him. But, the other side Riddhi-Siddhi sisters weren't very cool with this proposal as they too knows it well that Now this Match will be tough for them to win.




And also, Hearing this idea from Karthikya. They were confused (and Shocked, also), So they took Karthikeya in a side and asked him, "...in which side brother-in-law you are as you have just made the whole thing easy for Ganesh, and tough for us."
[P]...To which, Karthikeya gave them a Naughty smile and Explained the whole thing by disclosing his plan. And, that was that, He'll place a Basket of laddu near Ganesh during the match and He knows it well that Seeing the Basket of laddu Ganesh won't be able control himself from tasting and eating those.

😆

then he said, "Now the victory will be in your side because, during the match not only his Trunk, also His both the Hands will be busy to help himself Eating laddu instead of Finding the Ring!"🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
Ray, never knwd u write so well. Its superb🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
During the bidai, Buddhi & Siddhi tear up, sad that they are gonna leave.

"Leave?", asks Ganesh? "Pitaji, you're not letting go of us that easily 😈 We ain't going anywhere!"

Vishwarup: "What, you all want to settle here? You are more than welcome!"

Himavan: "Who said anything about settling here?"

Ganesh: "Pitaji, guess what? You'll have to host another wedding here. Right now!!! 😈"

Vishwarup: "But I don't have any more kids. I have 2 daughters, both of whom have been married off. Who do I now give away in marriage?"

Himavan: "Nobody. You're just being asked to host the wedding. Kartikeya's!!!"

Vishwarup: "Okay, since Ganesh is my SIL, I can consider Kartikeya my son. But wouldn't the hosting of the wedding be on the bridal side, which I'm not? Or are weddings not allowed in Brahmalok? I thought they say that marriages are made in heaven"

Himavan: "Maybe, but celebrated on earth. You don't expect Brahma & Saraswati to do everything in Brahmalok, and besides, it would create the thorny issue of who's the bahu paksh and who's the varr paksh. An issue neatly sidestepped out here."

Vishwarup to his wife: "Good thing that this place is already decorated for a wedding - almost no work for us 😆 Why not just clean up the place, bring back the pundits and execute the marriage??"

Mrs Vishwarup: "How can you think like that? Everything has to be re-done from scratch. How can we treat our dear SIL's family that way?"

Menavati: "Yeah, Vishwarup, how can you even think of doing that?"

Kartikeya steps in here. "Nanima, bhabi's parents are right. We really don't have all that time to waste on redecorating the place. In fact, why do redundant work - wrap up the decorations and then redecorate again? In fact, I've just got an idea for the theme of the next gyan sabha, which I will do immediately after marriage (winking mischievously at Ganesh). It will be on the importance of not wasting time doing redundant work 😆"

Brahma & Saraswati arrive there, and tell Vishwarup: "Since we're not hosting the wedding, we'll just restore this place to the state it was before the wedding ceremonies started." And presto, the wedding venue is back and ready for the next marriage.

Vishwarup and his wife are relieved that this time, they can comfortably sit and witness the wedding, and not have to supervise the wedding arrangements 😆
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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Thanks to Ganesh's idea, a lot of time, effort and money was saved.

Since the guests were already present there, transport costs (which are usually borne by the bride's parents were saved.

Since the mandap was already ready and decorated, those costs were also saved.

Most of the guests present there, including Shiva and family, had been gorging on gourmet food for the last three days (leading upto Ganesh's wedding). They found themselves unable to do justice to another full scale wedding dinner. So they were more than happy to settle for simple homemade food. So, money saved there as well

Devasena was already in wedding finery (for Ganesh's wedding)- so Saraswati reasoned she can get married as well in the same attire.

And effort was saved on another count- Srushti - who was getting bored at the thought of writing another wedding update decided to recycle the one she had written for Ganesh's wedding- simple replacing Ganesh with Kartikeya and Riddhi / Siddhi with Devasena. And guess what no one noticed the difference. After all who reads updates of weddings (Sorry Shrusti)





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Posted: 12 years ago
Also, Nandi didn't have to draw up a guest list - since all the guests were already there, so those who weren't - their loss 😆

Also, all the guests were full after gorging on Ganesh's feast. So for Kartikeya, only those hungry again after a while ate - the bulk of it by Ganesh, Buddhi & Siddhi. Kubera persuaded Vishwarup to hire his catering services for this one. This time, Ganesh didn't spoil things for him 😆

Brahma was pleased w/ Kubera and promised him that Rama would come and restore him his pushpak after his return to Ayodhya.

Following the wedding, Kartikeya presided over a gyan sabha where he told everybody about the importance of saving money for sustaining a new family, and the principles of amortization - the idea where a single major expense can be spread out over time and made to cover similar expenses for other occasions. Like how Ganesh's wedding expenses were amortized over Kartikeya's own wedding as well 😆

Devraj Nahusha was so thrilled by seeing how Ganesh & Kartikeya economized on what looked like a sure money burner - Kartikeya's wedding, as well as by Kartikeya's sermon - that he asked Parvati her permission to make Kartikeya the treasurer, and Ganesh in charge of expenses. He figured that that way, the Devas wouldn't have to reclaim the treasure that was looted by Jalandhar, but could save their way to a budget surplus. Asokasundari too chimed in in support of her husband's idea, thrilled that her 2 brothers would now be at her home all the time, due to their new responsibilities, should they accept.

How does Parvati respond?...
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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In a 7 star aashram of a popular personality, Article baba, his bhaktas have gathered to know his latest prediction about popular actors.
Article baba gives gyan not by his discourses but in an innovative way . He publishes various articles in leading news papers, magazines to spread the knowledge. After that his bhaktas go in that respective circle to promote his teachings.
One such case was about an actor playing the female lead in a daily soap. Article baba had predicted she was going to be replaced & his prediction turned out to be true. His 3 bhakats- B1, B2, B3 went to her fans- F1, F2, F3
B1, B2, B3: Article baba ki jay! Article baba ki jay!
B1: Our Baba is the greatest, he always speaks truth.
F1: The reason of her getting replaced was something else.
B2: Yes I know, she wanted raise in her fees.
F1: It is natural for anyone to ask for a raise, after certain time.
B1: How can she demand raise, she is greedy.
B3: Yes buddy, I am with you, she should not ask for the raise.
F2: Then she should work free?
B1: Exactly, she should be grateful to get an opportunity of working in a popular show.
F3: These articles can not be trusted compeletely.
B1: Do not say anything against our Article baba, he is always right, he speaks only truth.
F3: But sometimes back, he had predicted she is not going to be replaced.
B2: That's because our baba is very considerate, he was giving her chance to improve.
F3: I have heard your baba's PR also got a tv segment of people celebrating, cutting cake after she left, that was actually someone elses's birthday celebration.
B1: No they were actually celebrating, accept the fact, she should actually pay the producers to act in that show.
B3: I support you buddy, accept the fact, be +ve.
F1: I am B -ve.
All Bs are shocked.
F1: Chill guys that's my blood group, we'll wait for her to come in a new show, then your Article baba will again start predicting good things about her, till then have some chockolates.



Edited by mnx12 - 12 years ago
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F1: I'm not watching anymore
B1: Please don't say that. The departing actress herself has requested yall not to, but to instead follow her, but continue to watch this show. It's there on her facebook account
F2: She doesn't have a facebook account, only Twitter. The facebook account that you cited is obviously a fake
B2: But life must go on, and not stop for any actor or actress. Do watch the show for the story too
F3: What they are showing is complete fiction. I've never read nor heard of such stories anywhere
B3: It's not fiction. The serial doesn't pull from just one source - they pull from a variety of sources. That's why you're seeing what you're seeing
F1: Yeah, they pull different parts of the story from different places, and when they put it together, it makes no sense at all. Have you even read what some of the books say about certain events?
B2: Well, when you are trying to find the truth, do you listen to just one person? You listen to several, take bits and pieces of their account, which you think credible, and then you believe a composite account of what you've heard
F3: You'll get complete nonsense if you do it that way. Incidentally, here is a tweet from Article Baba stating how there is less pressure on him due to TRPs becoming monthly. We knew that they were showing crap, but now, he confirms it
B1: That's not his real tweet - somebody has obviously faked it
F2: Yeah, right, and I'm guessing that this pic in his facebook account of him partying with the new lead actress is also fake?
B3: It is. It has been photoshopped, and also, this is not his real facebook account either
F1: Give it a rest. In any case, the serial, which was just bearable when they weren't slamming her, is intolerable now. So you can have it, and we're gone from here. We hope to see her in a movie, and will watch it once it comes out
B2: Speaking of movies, I've seen the new lead actress in a Bong movie
F3: So have I. She was awful. I don't expect anything better from her here
F2: In any case, we are gone. Let's put together our farewell messages for the former lead, and see her off
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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Shiva & Parvati are w/ Lakshmi, who's now alone - Vishnu has disappeared to take birth in Ayodhya, so that Shiva & Dasharath can baby him there 😆 In the meantime, at Devalok, there are also rumors doing the rounds that Vishnu has left for another lok to do his dwapar yuga avatar 😆

Lakshmi: Parvati, so nice to see you. How is it being a sasuma? You look so different since the wedding - I'd swear you're someone else if I hadn't known
Parvati: Lakshmi, Narayan has left for Ayodhya, and now, you need to go to Mithila
Lakshmi: Can't I just delegate this to an ansh-avatar of mine?
Shiva: No, b'cos you'll get more tense sitting here and not being able to do anything - it will be torture. If you thought that watching Ravan molest Vedavati was bad, think of how it will be when you see Ravan abducting Sita. It's better that you go down and take birth as Sita
Lakshmi: I just don't feel like it. I really feel very anxious, since Vrinda's curse would be at play 😭
Parvati: Look at the bright side - it will only be at play for this avatar. If Vrinda's curse were to permanently work, Narayan should have lost you forever, but he didn't. Instead, he's delegated it to his avatar - and yours - to suffer it. So you can't sit here and be entertained watching their suffering. Trust me, it will be excruciating to watch
Lakshmi: Then think of how excruciating it will be to enact 😭
Shiva: Lakshmi, that may be, but it is necessary to teach the world. You have seen what Ravan has been doing, and you've been hurt ever since Vedavati self immolated. Now, Vedavati can't fulfill her destiny unless you take the plunge here
Parvati: You were willing to condone Narayan cheating Vrinda. If you could do that, you should find it easier to do a less controversial task - take birth as a human. While at it, be the perfect wife, and an example for all women to follow
Lakshmi: It may be less controversial, but it will be a lot more painful. First, being separated from him due to Ravan, and then being accused of being characterless by my own subjects 😭
Parvati: It's a part of Vrinda's curse. She too was innocent, but suffered this. So this is payback, and just like she took the punishment for being Jalandhar's wife, you'll have to take her punishment for being Narayan's

Lakshmi sighs, and then hugs Parvati. She then disappears from there, lands at Mithila, sighs and goes underground and takes the form of a baby. Shiva and Parvati then go to Janaka's gyan sabha, where their activities continue
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago

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