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Posted: 11 years ago
Battle b/w Nandi & Andhak. Nandi gores him, and is almost strangling him.

A: Let me go. I'm sorry I said such bad things about the mother

N: No, you ain't - this is just another of your tricks

A: Yeah, I really am, aaahhh!!!

N: No, I know you really well - you are not above cheating to achieve your goals

A: No, now I've been enlightened by you, so I will go and fall @ the feet of Parvati mata

Nandi lets go, and Andhak stabs him. Nandi screams!!

N: MAHADEV!!!!

M: Nandi? 😲 What, Nandi?

N: He stabbed me

M: Why did you let him go?

N: He told me that he respected Mata

M: But you told him that you knew that he was lying?

N: Yeah, but he then told me that he was telling the truth. So I thought he was.

M: Nandi, then how could you have previously known that he was lying?

N: Prabhu, b'cos you said so. But now I know it myself.

M: Ok, Ganesh will tend to your wounds, but we'll fight him.

N: We?

M: Veerbhadra & Mahakali
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Posted: 11 years ago
I'll combine DkDM & Mahabharata here, since we have Mahadev appearing in both yesterday. Enjoy šŸ˜†


So Ganga is busy taunting Parvati about how close she is to Shiva, making her burn. Parvati decides to taunt her back.

P: Great mother you are, drowning 7 of your 8 babies, and then abandoning your husband

G: That was just my temporary human avatar. In my original form, everybody is my son, or nobody is my son, except Kartikeya & Ganesh.

Parvati bristles w/ rage. However, controls herself, and resumes

P: Good definition of a beggar - can't get your own son, so trying to poach mine.

It's now Ganga's turn to bristle, and even Mahadev is disturbed.

Suddenly, an explosion in the sky happens, and everyone turns to see what it is. It's the Bheeshuram battle. Parashurama invokes the Narayanastra, & Bheeshma the Brahmashira. Everyone is terrified.

G: Prabhu, please stop them

P: Why should he stop them? Just b'cos your son is gonna get creamed? Deserves it to, for dishonoring 3 girls & ruining their lives for good. Don't think that your son is gonna get away w/ it.

G: I'm not thinking about him - I'm thinking about Shrushti.

P: Leave her alone, and let her do her updates.

G: Not her! The other one.

P: Since when is that Shrushti your responsibility? First you want my husband, and then you want Shrushti? Shrushti's responsibility is mine & Mahadev's.

Mahadev grabs his opportunity to get a word in edgewise, and intervenes.

M: Correct, Parvati, and so now I'm off to save Shrushti, who will be destroyed, if these weapons collide.

Mahadev appears @ the battlefield, and the 2 weapons go into his third eye. Seeing that, Kama suddenly appears and rejoices, thinking that he's safe from Mahadev, since the third eye is damaged. But Mahadev opens his third eye again & fries Kamadev. Rati appears, and Mahadev tells her that Kama will be born as Pradhyumna to Rukmini in Dwarka, many years from now. Mahadev addresses the 3 of them.

M: I think you can end the battle - it's inconclusive. Amba, you can get your revenge, but since it's just for your own satisfaction, I can't let it happen in this birth.

A: But Prabhu, it's not just about me. Bheeshma disrupted our swayamvara, and look @ my sisters, who did exactly what he wanted. They married his nominee, got widowed, got forced into niyoga and have 2 handicapped babies. Aside from myself, I also want to secure the future for future women that he may choose to abduct

B: I vow not to abduct...

P: Shut up, Bheeshma! What Amba says is correct - you did ruin the lives of her and her sisters, and you'll have to pay the price for your Ravan & Jalandhar like act, or else future society will think that your behavior is okay. So what Mahadev said will happen. And even though Amba will be reborn, she'll have full memory of what you did to her & her sisters. And since you have ichchya mrityu, she'll cause something worse than death for you. She'll cause your defeat!

G: Parvati, why...

P: I'm not done! Amba, I'm blessing you as well. After you die, you will become a river, and be forever pure.

G: Amba, for your obsession w/ revenge against my innocent son and trying to break his vow, I curse you. Nobody will ever be able to bathe in you - your bathing locations will be humanly inaccessable

A: Ganga, if I recall right, you've already been cursed that your waters will be polluted in Kalyug, so your curse will actually serve me well - if I am inaccessable, it will be hard to dump industrial waste in me, hard to bathe in me and so on, so I'll be purer than you, nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah..

Also, Mata Parvati, you are the only true mata of all of us, and not partial to someone just b'cos she's your own son. Unlike Ganga here...

Parvati is thrilled to receive this endorsement, while Ganga continues to seethe in anger. Mahadev, Parashurama & Bheeshma all flee the scene, wishing to avoid the catfight. Parvati too blesses Amba & disappears, and Ganga too leaves the scene.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Awesome!šŸ‘šŸ‘. And, So Cat-Fight and The blessing with curse was the Final-Outcome of sheer Jealous-ies between the Sisters.🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago

Well well Mahabharata and DKDM purana it is.
M and A convo was šŸ˜†

OMG Srushti!! excellent!very witty!🤣 P-A-G catfight is ultimate.. enjoyed this, still a better one DKDM's version.🤣
Loved the tale of accusations -killer looks- Curses.

Thanks for the write.. really had a good time reading the fun post.
Keep it comingšŸ˜‰

Regards
Sia



Edited by sankalp_prapti - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
I came here after by clicking the link from MB forum and loved the mahasangam you did of DKDM and MK! Loved it! Still laughing! I think I like your work so much that I am going to read this AT too!
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Posted: 11 years ago
bump, to make this thread up. Where's all forgetting it behind? It still exist!😈
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Posted: 11 years ago
Wow what an interesting thread.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Outraged by all those Rumors of Mahadev & Mansa's closeness, Parvati confronted Mahadev about this. But, instead of Clearing all these, He only uttered, "Yeah, pretty much close!" but, forgot to finish that It's only about from being a Gurdian's side. Arrgggh! A pressure to score higher in Doodle Jump [Search, mobile Game on this name.], created havoc.. He couldn't sense her Anger, and her way of asking. Blurt without properly understandin' situation, BholeNaaath!

Misunderstanding it all, While parvati was thoroughly crying, her friend Lakshmi handed over [Only to set thing Good, Alright or, err.. Bad?] a Taylor Swift's song "We're never ever gettin' back together." Empowered by It's lyrics, she slams her door every-time Mahadev tries to Amend [See, It's Music Video!]. Until later hears Selena Gomez's song "Ghost of you," [Read, Lyrics!] and starts haunting about their relationship. Worrying her mental health, Lakshmi hand-over another Taylor swift's song "I knew you're trouble!" Now she more furious than ever, settles her mind into thinking this relationship has to end. But, Ganesha plays "You belong with me" by Taylor, and this left an impression that She was ready to set their issues normal. But, later Miley Cyrus' "Can't be tamed" (That Kartikeya was playin' on Ipod, unaware of Parvati's presence!) left her to Furiously taking a Extreme step, and with a Trishul in hand, started hummin' "Yo! Miley, I can't be tamed." Meanwhile, Narayan who suddenly woke-up, seeing all these musical mess tried to make everything normal. But, Naradmuni who was enjoyin' all these pop-issues, set him off by playin' Bryan Adams' "heaven," and Narayan snooze while day-dreamin' a perfect heaven.

At last, Kamdev irritated by all these tied Narad-Muni in KalpaTree with his Guitar strings, and Rushed at Kailash to set all things right. But, There Parvati's trishul mess almost ruined everything, and Terrified by remembering her if-angry-you-get-a-Curse persona pushed himself behind.

Being heart-broken by his inability to do something, he was about to step out from Kailash, but suddenly something knocked him in spine. And, While checkin' what It is, He got Naradmuni's Ipod stuck in his arrow-case. And, Nothin' to do with all these Kailash misery, He tried finding solace in music through Naradmuni's ipod. Though, that's locked (Password!), He was smart enough to open it, by Typing "Urvashi!" Intelligent, Naradmuni's secret crush, and His Ipod's password. And, Played "Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake, Yeah, from Top Ten- most played list. Suddenly! Oh. Mahadev, all humming It's lyrics, Proposed.. An apology (And, Explained through Dance, Jhalak Dikhlaja, Express through Dance!) to Parvati, and It's musically turned Happily Ever after's Ending. "...aren't you somethin' special!"


Duh! That's all.. An Apology from mine side for this impromptu, at/in Advance!


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Posted: 11 years ago
^^ 🤣 🤣 🤣
What a fun thread !..🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
Haha that one was hilarious. Narad's secret crush for UrrvashišŸ˜†

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