Alright as in tradition I try to be the first to post my evil dozen tasks. I am hoping you will have the time, inspiration and opportunity to complete them all. Ah some tasks are wacky and fun, some more thoughtful, and some evil. I think you will cringe at some, and you might even enjoy answering some. So cupcake, here is my dozen tasks for you.
1) We are hungry, lets cook up something to eat. I think Karan would be tasty don't you think?
a. Kheema, Biryani, curry, bharta or kebabs – what would you like to make of Karan and why
b. Recipe please?
2) Let's Gaga it up. Ah you know I love Gaga.
a. What do you think of Lady Gaga
b. What do you think of me being a Gaga fan
c. Dedicate the following Gaga lyrics to members and explain why
i. Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I want to take a ride on your disco stick
ii. You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico, rejoice
iii. I want your love, I want your revenge, I want your love, I don't want to be friends
iv. I will follow you until you love me, Papa, Papa, paparazzi
v. Not that I don't like I'm just at a party, and I am sick and tired of my phone rrrrringing.
vi. I wont tell you that I love, kiss you or hug you, cause I'm bluffin with my muffin.
vii. Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, How'd I turn my shirt inside out
viii. Cupid's got me with his bow and arrow, oh honey, he'll get you in the pants, hot pants.
ix. Don't want no paper gangsta, won't sign no monkey papers, I don't do funny business, not interested in fakers
x. Don't be sad when the sun goes down, you'll wake up and I'll be gone
3) The other Lady.
For the past few months, I have been in love with this song, I think its beautiful.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfsZyYPLoI[/YOUTUBE]
a. What do you think of "Need You Now"
b. Now pick two singers from our reality shows who you think might do justice to the song and why?
c. Tell us a short story based on this song
d. My favorite line is "I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all". What do you think of that line?
4) Let's make out! Oh yes, I had to have questions that make you give that infamous glare
a. Which of the following mythical beings/species would you make out with and why – vampires, werewolves, zombies, dwarves, elves, wizards, wookies, vulcans, klingons
b. Now assign a DM member to each mythical being/species. You know who would represent them best.Hehe, evil no? Google or ask me if you need to know about any of these.
c. Now pick fictional characters books, TV shows, movies etc you would like to make out with and why. Pick one male and one female. Yeah gotta pick one each. More evil right?
5) Choices Choices Choices
a. G and I have a massive fight and are dividing friends – whom do you choose and why?
b. Karan and I are dying, you can save only one. You have to marry the one you save, and watch the other person die a painful death – whom do you choose?
c. Your parents have narrowed down two suitors from DM for you to marry. Cloddy and POH. Who do you pick and why?
d. If you had to choose one each a best man and maid of honor from DM – who would you choose and why?
6) Changes
a. POH and I always speak of you being changed. Now tell us what changes have you personally have noticed in yourself and what you feel about it.
b. Have we changed anyway in your perception, and what do you think of the changes or lack thereof.
7) Friendship, Love, True Love, Unconditional Love, Soul mates – what is your take on all these. What are the similarities and differences. Explain how you view them all, and what they mean to you. Do you think of any people real or fictional when you think of each of these?
8) What kind of personality are you looking for in a husband? What does commitment mean to you? How do you plan on finding/knowing the right one?
9) You are going on a three month road trip. Which DM members do you take with you? Where all do you drive, what do you do? Describe the trip.
10) List ten things you hate about me. C'mon be brutally honest, I'm not going to come back with vengeance 😛
11) Teach me a dozen Urdu words you think I ought to know.
12) The SVCG task, you know the drill
a. Form these into sentences or a paragraph or a story – aphrodisiac, avarice, elation, engorgement, putrid, effervescent, ethereal, quagmire, flaccid, tensile, adrenaline, phallic, euphoria, nascent, imbibe, poltergeist, bayonet, smegma, serpentine, quasar, nebula, serenade, serendipity, absinthe, abstinence, pumice, courtship, pneumatic, amorous, kinesthetic, macerate, elysian.
b. Now explain in plain English