MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 49

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

If it's any consolation to you, I am the main culprit here in terms of tasks assigned and I won't be here next week!!!😆

But your tasks got captured in this MOTW and the right to regurgitate thrm rests with me😛 POH, tum toh gaya kaam sey😈
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: karandel_2008



haan haan just because you are married, tumhe recipe day in and day out banana padhta hoga 😆

par hum log unmarried hain tu kya hua kabhi kabhi hum logon ki bhi recipe banani padhti hai 🤣

oye Karan - tumhara dimagh empti kee sangat mein bigad gaya lagta hai😆
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: angie.4u

Karan recipe toh married /unmarried sabhi ko banani padti hai, but may be not Gauri ishtyle 😆

Im still wondering why she made me "dahi" 🤔

because I like dahi very much😆 bahni ney mere dimagh kee dahi bana dee hai inn dinon. Ussey toh lauki banana thha toh dahi tumhey bana diya😆 But but but - that is one ingredient that did not get washed, peeled or cut. I thought you'd be flatered!
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: debayon

I have no clue what the others are doing, I'm just concerned about mine 😛What is this Law of Motion thingy?



I'm looking for G to interpret my quote. Even SJB is excited about it. I also want to see how she handles as my lawyer.
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: return_to_hades



Man on top. Preferably Icy and thoughtful. 😛



LOL, that describes the exact opposite of my ishtyle!
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

I think POH is under the wrong impression that going easy on others means they will go easy on him. The truth is POH, cougars never stop hunting. The only way to stop them is if you can shoot them down right now with your barrage of evil questions.

stop corrupting the good ones here😡
POH - I ment it when I said whatever you asked times 10. I make it times 100 now because the probability of you falling for the corrupted souls here is rising at an alarming rate!
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

At first, I wanted to make up the phobias but then I took a look at the strange/funny phobias list and noticed most would fit our DMers😆 Intention to have some fun --- happens to be at your expense but that is not my fault. Blame it on MOTW format and the one who asks such questions😛


Angie: Hemophobia - Fear of blood. This is why she never draws out her daggers.

Cure: Go for the corollary once in a while. It keeps them in line'.and it's loads of fun. Just take my word for it😉 Thus spoke the master 😆


Ajnu: Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars. --- ik hai anar yahan, kitney bimar yahan yeh dil ajnu kis kis ko doon. Har ik ladka iss pey hai marta yeh kis key dil mein rahoon'..

Cure: Stop wearing sexy pants, sexy shirt, sexy baal, sexy chaal, sexy rumaal etc. And stop singing Govinda songs 😆


Sarina: Pedophobia - Fear of children.

Cure ' stop being a jerk and admit how cute little babies are.😲😲 Is this true???


Svalecalgal: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words. She does not have it yet but how I wish she develops it. Has to be the best one 😆😆

Cure would be to carry on with this phobia and not worry too much about it.
Krystal: Homilophobia - Fear of sermons. Given the language she generally uses to express her ideas, I am sure she must be hearing a lot from the dev team!

Cure: No cure for you. Keep it coming. It's nice to have company as far as meanie minds go. The more, the merrier, eh?

the_naked_face: Allodaxaphobia - Fear of the opinions of other people. People suffering from this phobia avoid going for debates and discussions as they can't bear opinions of any other people.

Cure: just try getting your feet in the shallow end of debates. Start out with topics that interest you and.......what the heck, yaar! Just continue doing what you like to do most! the headache is Sarina's - not mine😆 Satyavachan maatey 😆


Bahni: Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. This is why most of her posts are so perfect! This is why she is hell bent on making my MOTW so purrfect😡 Issey kehtey hain back-handed compliment. Maaro bhi toh pyaar se 😆😆

Cure: Relax...take a chill pill. Mein kaheen bhagi thosey na ja rahee hoon, pagali😆


Gengu: Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams (this one fits Debu too😆). I am guessing every boy his age should be having this one to some extent. Sharam toh bhains hai. Gayee pani mein 😆

Cure: Stop drooling over Rafi all the time. It's not normal for a boy your age.


Clodpolish: Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. This is why he always order out when mom is not home.

Cure: Visit my MOTW and learn the nitty gritty details of....ermm....cooking😆 Cooking mischief 😉😆


Debu: Scolionophobia - Fear of school. This is why he is dead scared to SVCGL too - kaheen iss kee class na ley ley woh. He is not alone. Badey badey (lafz) bhi darr jaatey hain un sey 😆😆

Cure: Spend less time on IF and more doing your H.W. That might help.


Karan: Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. This is why he was so PC last week. Chhupa rustam. Kaisey ucchal ucchal ke yahan non-PC comments post kar raha hai 😆

Cure: Goli maaro bheje mei. Bheja shor karta hai. Bheje kee suneyga toh mareyga Kanta😆


Believe: Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. This is why he tries to scare them all off by flirting the way he does on DM.

Cure: Stop trying too hard and they will stop avoiding you. Just chill 😉😆

All were fantastic, but these took the cake!!!
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: debayon

Most of it is chatter and Empti bhai's enuendos 😆I know, it's my turn after you, bacche ki jaan lenge yeh log 😭

Arrey, jaan naheen lengey. Tumhey chun chun ker maukey dengey Sarina, bahni, empti aur karan kee watt laganey key liye. I'll give you a katchha question where you post katchhey for everyone - consider it a deal😆
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

All were fantastic, but these took the cake!!!




I hope you did not read it as pedophilia like I did. I was like G, I made completely sure Ajnu and TNF were of age when I married them. I hope they are not lying.

But yes, I hate babies, they are evil.
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: angie.4u

what do U think Gauri, 😉 Did you forget about my hidden horns 😈 😆 Maine apni Sari bharaas poori karli woh bhi beena kuchh kahe. 😉 Tumne jo meri muh ki baat chhin li 🤣
I knew you 'd make a GR8 job of it & enjoy it immensely too😆
But the next task is to is to apply marham on each of these 😉 You have to console each one of them ! Better make that convincing too 😆
Its a pity I cant go thru all these pgs just now, there R toooo many !!!

Jab dard tum ney dilwaya toh dawa bhi tum hee lagao na😆
Can I pick only 10 for marham? I am gonna do only 10-15 of them going forward.....and please take out some time to skim through the past pages - they are a laugh riot! Questions toh agley haftey bhi poochh sakti ho. Agla bakra kahan bhaga ja raha hai😉

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