MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 51

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

All were fantastic, but these took the cake!!!

G. My favorite phobia is hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. Assign it to someone please.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

At first, I wanted to make up the phobias but then I took a look at the strange/funny phobias list and noticed most would fit our DMers😆 Intention to have some fun --- happens to be at your expense but that is not my fault. Blame it on MOTW format and the one who asks such questions😛

P1nk: Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Cure: Visit Body Solutions shop. Their concoction would make you crave baths.

yeah that wud help while to create a favourable impression during interviews !
Angie: Hemophobia - Fear of blood. This is why she never draws out her daggers.

Fear of blood is something I cant be having Gauri 😉 😆

Cure: Go for the corollary once in a while. It keeps them in line'.and it's loads of fun. Just take my word for it😉

Have been keeping ppl in line in RL & dont really enjoy it , let me have the luxury of taking it easy in VL at least 😆
Ajnu: Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars. --- ik hai anar yahan, kitney bimar yahan yeh dil ajnu kis kis ko doon. Har ik ladka iss pey hai marta yeh kis key dil mein rahoon'..

Cure: Stop wearing sexy pants, sexy shirt, sexy baal, sexy chaal, sexy rumaal etc.

U mean muh se na na , lekin maan mein ...😆
Sarina: Pedophobia - Fear of children.

Cure ' stop being a jerk and admit how cute little babies are.

Place a cute lil baby in her hands & we'll see 😉
Svalecalgal: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words. She does not have it yet but how I wish she develops it.

Cure would be to carry on with this phobia and not worry too much about it.

I wish so too 😆

Middy: Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Cure: See the beauty in those beasts ' especially the Arabian ones. You'll come to appreciate them and their loyalty.

How can any1 hate horses ? 😕

Mahi: Agateophobia - Fear of insanity

Cure: Stop asking others' opinions for every damn thing otherwise you'll surely go crazy. Learn to make your own decisions and opinions. Be strong.

Looking for approval from others is a recipe for trouble 😊

Krystal: Homilophobia - Fear of sermons. Given the language she generally uses to express her ideas, I am sure she must be hearing a lot from the dev team!

Cure: No cure for you. Keep it coming. It's nice to have company as far as meanie minds go.

That coming from some1 who was banned once 😲 😆

the_naked_face: Allodaxaphobia - Fear of the opinions of other people. People suffering from this phobia avoid going for debates and discussions as they can't bear opinions of any other people.

Cure: just try getting your feet in the shallow end of debates. Start out with topics that interest you and.......what the heck, yaar! Just continue doing what you like to do most! the headache is Sarina's - not mine😆

Is that an expert's advice 😉 😆
Bahni: Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. This is why most of her posts are so perfect! This is why she is hell bent on making my MOTW so purrfect😡

Cure: Relax...take a chill pill. Mein kaheen bhagi thosey na ja rahee hoon, pagali😆

who can tell when U get all busy with those audits !!😆
Gengu: Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams (this one fits Debu too😆). I am guessing every boy his age should be having this one to some extent.

Cure: Stop drooling over Rafi all the time. It's not normal for a boy your age.

Is he supposed to be disclosing everyone he drools over? 🤔
Clodpolish: Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. This is why he always order out when mom is not home.

Cure: Visit my MOTW and learn the nitty gritty details of....ermm....cooking😆

Or get a chai pilane wali for him 😉 😆
Debu: Scolionophobia - Fear of school. This is why he is dead scared to SVCGL too - kaheen iss kee class na ley ley woh.

Cure: Spend less time on IF and more doing your H.W. That might help.

Sound advice for all school goers
Karan: Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. This is why he was so PC last week.

Cure: Goli maaro bheje mei. Bheja shor karta hai. Bheje kee suneyga toh mareyga Kanta😆

Getting his location right may address the cause 🤔

Mister k: Geliophobia - Fear of laughter. (Mister K looke so pretty in pink - hai na😆)

Cure: consider spamming on my MOTW (dartey dartey suggest kiya hai yeh nuskha. kya pata gussa ho jayen😆).

Watch out Gauri, 😲 he does have a way of dismissing ppl, (in style though ! ) 😆

UR karma task still pending I think 😉
Summer3: Monophobia - Fear of solitude or being alone. This is why he is always lovey dovey and quick to disown any digs that he gets caught making.

Cure: Practice speaking your mind once in a while and picking up sides --- and start doing that AFTER my MOTW is over😆. Sitting on the fence will eventually get very painful, buddy ' especially for a guy given his anatomy.

I wonder what will it take to provocate him to do that 😕 Dont think he will giv in to provocation 😊
Empti: Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single. This is why he is constantly hitting on ajnu, Pink, Meena, TNF etc😆

Cure: Ek din inn sab key haath lag jao - apney aap cure ho jayegey jab sandal-pooja kareyngi yeh sab tumhari😆

yeah dont keep ur feet on too many boats at a time

Pogo:

Eleuthero_ML_phobia- Fear of freedom from this crush on Mohanlal ( adapted the name of the phobia a bit to make it Pogo specific😆).

Cure: Keep an open mind when it comes to other actors ' you will be surprised how many of them beat ML fair and square.

Havent watched Mohanlal so no comments there ! 😃
Mindgoogling: Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.

Cure: Know that your topic is being appreciated when folks take out time to post on topic there. Rather than going back in your shell, address others' posts (I see that he is doing that already😆 at my expense😆).

Neki aur poochh poochh 😃
POH: Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed. This is why he is online so much.

Cure: start using a lap top and take it to bed with you.

Hey he s hardly seen here these days 😕
Believe: Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. This is why he tries to scare them all off by flirting the way he does on DM.

Cure: Stop trying too hard and they will stop avoiding you.

Dil per maat lo dimag se lo [LOL]
Icethinker: Nudophobia - Fear of nudity.

Cure: get naked and run on Delhi's streets😆

Moral policing active here , so dont go for this advice 😉 😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Karan, tum agar yeh wada karo kee aur koi sawal naheen poochhogey toh I can consider working on your question next😉

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Jab dard tum ney dilwaya toh dawa bhi tum hee lagao na😆

Can I pick only 10 for marham? I am gonna do only 10-15 of them going forward.....and please take out some time to skim through the past pages - they are a laugh riot! Questions toh agley haftey bhi poochh sakti ho. Agla bakra kahan bhaga ja raha hai😉

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

😆 dimagh tasks mein atka hua hai!

june ka maheena abhi 29 aur din rehney wala hai - smartypants😆

Originally posted by: angie.4u

Dard maine nahi , tumne diya hai Gauri 😉 chun chun kar Dmers ko select bhi tumhi ne kiya hai. I had limited it to only 10 but it was you who volunteered to be so generous 😆 Jise dard diya usse dawa bhi tumhe hi deni hai !!! Dont weasel out of this one ! 😉 😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

G. My favorite phobia is hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. Assign it to someone please.

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Task Five: Choose your favourite DMers who are not active anymore and tell us what you will do to entice them back!

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

At first, I wanted to make up the phobias but then I took a look at the strange/funny phobias list and noticed most would fit our DMers😆 Intention to have some fun --- happens to be at your expense but that is not my fault. Blame it on MOTW format and the one who asks such questions😛

Ajnu: Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars. --- ik hai anar yahan, kitney bimar yahan yeh dil ajnu kis kis ko doon. Har ik ladka iss pey hai marta yeh kis key dil mein rahoon'..

Cure: Stop wearing sexy pants, sexy shirt, sexy baal, sexy chaal, sexy rumaal etc.