MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 48

At first, I wanted to make up the phobias but then I took a look at the strange/funny phobias list and noticed most would fit our DMers😆 Intention to have some fun --- happens to be at your expense but that is not my fault. Blame it on MOTW format and the one who asks such questions😛

P1nk: Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Cure: Visit Body Solutions shop. Their concoction would make you crave baths.

Angie: Hemophobia - Fear of blood. This is why she never draws out her daggers.

Cure: Go for the corollary once in a while. It keeps them in line….and it's loads of fun. Just take my word for it😉

Ajnu: Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars. --- ik hai anar yahan, kitney bimar yahan yeh dil ajnu kis kis ko doon. Har ik ladka iss pey hai marta yeh kis key dil mein rahoon…..

Cure: Stop wearing sexy pants, sexy shirt, sexy baal, sexy chaal, sexy rumaal etc.

Sarina: Pedophobia - Fear of children.

Cure – stop being a jerk and admit how cute little babies are.

Svalecalgal: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words. She does not have it yet but how I wish she develops it.

Middy: Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Cure: See the beauty in those beasts – especially the Arabian ones. You'll come to appreciate them and their loyalty.

Mahi: Agateophobia - Fear of insanity

Cure: Stop asking others' opinions for every damn thing otherwise you'll surely go crazy. Learn to make your own decisions and opinions. Be strong.

Krystal: Homilophobia - Fear of sermons. Given the language she generally uses to express her ideas, I am sure she must be hearing a lot from the dev team!

Cure: No cure for you. Keep it coming. It's nice to have company as far as meanie minds go.

the_naked_face: Allodaxaphobia - Fear of the opinions of other people. People suffering from this phobia avoid going for debates and discussions as they can't bear opinions of any other people.

Cure: just try getting your feet in the shallow end of debates. Start out with topics that interest you and.......what the heck, yaar! Just continue doing what you like to do most! the headache is Sarina's - not mine😆

Bahni: Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. This is why most of her posts are so perfect! This is why she is hell bent on making my MOTW so purrfect😡

Cure: Relax...take a chill pill. Mein kaheen bhagi thosey na ja rahee hoon, pagali😆

Gengu: Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams (this one fits Debu too😆). I am guessing every boy his age should be having this one to some extent.

Cure: Stop drooling over Rafi all the time. It's not normal for a boy your age.

Clodpolish: Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. This is why he always order out when mom is not home.

Cure: Visit my MOTW and learn the nitty gritty details of....ermm....cooking😆

Cure: Spend less time on IF and more doing your H.W. That might help.

Karan: Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. This is why he was so PC last week.

Cure: Goli maaro bheje mei. Bheja shor karta hai. Bheje kee suneyga toh mareyga Kanta😆

Mister k: Geliophobia - Fear of laughter. (Mister K looke so pretty in pink - hai na😆)

Cure: consider spamming on my MOTW (dartey dartey suggest kiya hai yeh nuskha. kya pata gussa ho jayen😆).

Summer3: Monophobia - Fear of solitude or being alone. This is why he is always lovey dovey and quick to disown any digs that he gets caught making.

Cure: Practice speaking your mind once in a while and picking up sides --- and start doing that AFTER my MOTW is over😆. Sitting on the fence will eventually get very painful, buddy – especially for a guy given his anatomy.

Empti: Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single. This is why he is constantly hitting on ajnu, Pink, Meena, TNF etc😆

Cure: Ek din inn sab key haath lag jao - apney aap cure ho jayegey jab sandal-pooja kareyngi yeh sab tumhari😆

Pogo: Eleuthero_ML_phobia- Fear of freedom from this crush on Mohanlal ( adapted the name of the phobia a bit to make it Pogo specific😆).

Cure: Keep an open mind when it comes to other actors – you will be surprised how many of them beat ML fair and square.

Mindgoogling: Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.

Cure: Know that your topic is being appreciated when folks take out time to post on topic there. Rather than going back in your shell, address others' posts (I see that he is doing that already😆 at my expense😆).

POH: Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed. This is why he is online so much.

Cure: start using a lap top and take it to bed with you.

Believe: Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. This is why he tries to scare them all off by flirting the way he does on DM.

Cure: Stop trying too hard and they will stop avoiding you.

Icethinker: Nudophobia - Fear of nudity.

Cure: get naked and run on Delhi's streets😆

Did you comment extensively on my responses to your first task? That is a pre-req for me to attempt your second task😆

Will someone help me compile a key that I can put under my siggy? Bahni....Kanta.....sun rahey ho kya merey chand aur sooraj😆

Empti, tumhara style kya hai Empti😆

uss kee "ghutnee" yaad ker key mein abhi tak hanstee hoon 😆

yes, YOU did and not me😆

sab ki bhawnaon ka khayaal rakhna mera kartavya hai, bahni😆