||~CID Forum Awards 2016 Ceremony~||

Akshay: Welcome everyone to the CID Forum Awards 2016!

Riteish: And first up we have the ever popular Character Awards!

*Uncomfortable silence.*

Riteish: What? Aren't you going to continue?

Akshay: I thought you might crack a bad PJ which would make the audience groan.

Riteish (smugly): I'm a changed man.

Akshay: Yeah your Kya Super Cool Hain Hum proved that. How did Genelia even let you do that movie?

Riteish (changing the topic): And the first award of the night is the DCP Chitrole of the Forum award! And with unanimous voting, Kousar-Aditya is given the first award of the night!

Akshay: Scaredy-cat.

Riteish: You speak as if you aren't scared of Twinkle.

Akshay: I love Mrs. Funnybones.

Riteish: Well I love Genelia as well.

Akshay: Sure you do. But we'll take that backstage. For now let's move on to this helpful person who has won the ACP Pradyuman of the Forum award! And that is CT_Shreya!

Riteish: Now if you're in trouble you go to Shreya, but you always go away from this person who has been awarded the Abhijeet of the Forum award! And that is iMini!

Akshay: Seriously Mini you seem to have made a reputation for being a difficult person.

Riteish: You know for 3 years I've been coming with Abhishek. But he decided not to come this year.

Akshay: Good. Because I was getting tired of seeing you with him every year and I'm sure everyone here was as well even though they didn't say so.

Shreya: Yeah well you're doing a good job of filling his shoes.

Akshay (takes a bow): Thank you. Now as Riteish searches for a good comeback let's award the winner of the Daya of the Forum award: bluetides!

Riteish: You remember what Sajid said about you?

Akshay: Yeah. That he revived my career. So what?

Riteish: So it's kind of similar with this award. See this character got lost in comedy and in the past few months he has come back. And so the award is kind of a tribute to that. That's why it's known as the Freddy of the Forum award.

Akshay (sarcastically): Oh my god. Sense. Coming out of you. That is shocking. Very shocking.

Riteish (dryly): Ha, ha, ha. So funny. Can Potterhead. just come up on stage and collect her award?

Akshay: While Riteish looks for another comeback, let's go straight to a MIA member with the hopes that maybe he'll come back after realizing that he has been awarded this award.

Riteish: That made no sense.

Akshay: It won't to you. Keep searching your brain for a comeback. Meanwhile, I'll call upon DemonStar to take the Sachin of the Forum award. Wherever you are here's your award!

Riteish: Did you read the news about 3 people leaving CID?

Akshay: Yeah. But why aren't you looking for a comeback?

Riteish: Because I don't really care. So anyways this award won't even be here next year, but hopefully this member will be.

Akshay: Just accept it. You don't have any comebacks.

Riteish: I don't. And Nikhil of the Forum goes to Mistic_Morning!

Akshay: You actually don't care?

Riteish: I don't. Because I don't have any option. I have to accept you guys as you are. So tell me whose the resident clown around here?

Akshay: You.

Riteish (dryly): Ha, ha, ha. No seriously. Who is the resident clown in CID?

Akshay: Pankaj. And yes there's an award for that as well. And the winner is gadhadada!

Akshay: You know I really love people who are strong.

Riteish: I guess that's why you're married to Mrs. Funnybones.

Akshay (dryly): Ha, ha, ha. You make that sound as if there's a problem with being married to her. Is there?

Riteish: Only if you think so.

Akshay (rolling eyes): Anyways let's look to the Jaywanti of the Forum award which is being given to visrom!

Riteish: You know there's one member of the CID forum that I'm not sure knows what to do anymore in CID.

Akshay: What makes you say that?

Riteish: Well it's just the way she appears in the show. She looks so lost.

Akshay: I think there's someone in the forum who seems to have the same problem.

Riteish: So let's give away the Shreya of the Forum award to that person. Can Kousar-Aditya please come on up to get her award?

Akshay: Who do you think has changed the most in CID since he or she entered the show?

Riteish: You.

Akshay: Pfft. More than me you've changed. But we're both not in CID. So let's leave that conversation for later as well and concentrate on the Purvi of the Forum award.

Riteish: And let's concentrate on its winner Potterhead.!

Riteish: Do you like details?

Akshay: Yeah in everything except comedies. Those are meant to be enjoyed just like that.

Riteish: I agree!

Akshay: Well at least we agree somewhere. But now let's look at Dr. Salunkhe of the Forum.

Riteish: Oh I know who that is even without looking at my sheet here.

Akshay: Who?

Riteish: It's CT_Shreya!

Akshay: Correct!

Akshay: And now we're on to the last award of the Character Awards!

Riteish: Already? Our night just started! We can't be done already!

Akshay: Riteish we still have 3 more categories to go through.

Riteish: Oh. What's the last award?

Akshay: Tarika of the Forum! And it goes to buublly!

Akshay: Welcome back after the break! And now it's time for the Member Awards category!

Riteish: And let's start the night with the Jashn-E-Ishqa award!

Akshay: I would like to add the Tu Hai Ki Nahi award to that since the same person won both awards.

Riteish: Ooh...so this person not only likes celebrating events with CIDians, but also misses the Golden Era the most?

Akshay: Yep. And that person is visrom!

Riteish: Who do you think is the quieter person between us?

BT: Akshay!

Rifi: Hear hear!

Riteish: What? No! I'm the quieter person! He's loud and crazy!

Shreya (pointedly): Right now you appear loud and crazy. Not him.

Akshay: And while you huff over that Riteish, let's go the Bezubaan award and call upon1.KRITTIKA to take this award!

Riteish: Fine. I'm louder and you're quieter. But whose the cooler person between us and has great writing skills?

GD: That would have to be Akshay again.

Debasree: I second that.

Riteish (pouting): You all take me for granted. I'm so not coming back next year.

Shreya (sarcastically): Now haven't we heard that before.

*Riteish storms off the stage.*

Akshay: Riteish you may want to come back soon. In the meantime gadhadada please come on up and collect the Banno Ka Swagger and Dil Dhadkane Do awards!

*Riteish comes back after changing into a nice black suit.*

Akshay (cocking an eyebrow): Seriously? That's why you went off the stage? To change?

Riteish: Well for me looking cool is life. So I had to obviously look cooler than your jeans and t-shirt.

Akshay: Riiight. Okay so ignoring the fact that you're dressed in a suit and not a tuxedo, here's bringing up the next award. The Jeena Jeena award for the person who can't live without CID and that goes to AS-Rifi!

Riteish: Well Rifi can't live without CID, but this person is a diehard fan of Abhijeet. Like diehard, diehard.

Akshay: You mean like Gaurav is of Aryan in Fan?

Riteish: Yeah something like that. Except maybe not so extreme. Though she still wins the Mohabbat Buri Bimari award! ---PAYEL--- come on up and get your award!

Riteish: Have you ever wished you could change something and you always speak about it?

Akshay: Yep. You. Yet I can't seem to change you.

Riteish (hangs head): I should have expected that. But seriously. Have you ever felt that?

Akshay: Honestly? Yeah sure.

Riteish: Well so does this person who has won the Jee Karda award. And that is visrom!

Akshay: Whose new, amazing, and a friend?

Riteish: The Pehli Baar award winner?

Akshay: Correct! And that is Mistic_Morning!

Akshay: So this member is far away yet close and is here almost every episode providing reviews.

Riteish: A 2-in-1 award?

Akshay: No actually this person just won 2 awards. The Moh Moh Ke Dhaage award and the Saturday Night award!

Riteish: Who?

Akshay: CT_Shreya!

Riteish: Has anyone ever won 3 awards in a row?

Akshay: Yeah I'm sure if we look back at the years and years of filmi awards we'll find someone who has. And it will not be you for sure.

Riteish (hurt): I never said it would be.

Akshay: I was just clarifying. Making sure you know.

Riteish: Just call on the person. *fake sniffles*

Akshay: Seriously? You're gonna fake cry now as well?

Riteish: Only if AS-Rifi saves me because she's won these next 3 awards! Main Hoon Hero Tera, Jalte Diye, and Main Toh Superman.

Shreya: No fair! Those are related to Salman and she walks away with them!

Rifi: Fair shmair. I won fair and square. Now give them to me. *grabs awards*

Akshay (singing): Main tujhko kitna chahta hoon yeh tu kabhi soch na sake

Riteish: Why are you singing?

Akshay: Because one of the next 2 awards is named after this song of mine.

Riteish: What's the other one?

Akshay: Fan. Jabra Fan.

Rifi: Did I win?

Shreya (pointedly and rudely): No. Else they would have grouped that with the previous 3 awards you won.

Rifi (sniffling): Why are you being mean? Just because I walked away with 3 awards that have a name of a guy you love?

Shreya (crosses arms): Yes.

Akshay (interrupting): Girls, girls. Let's hear it for visrom who has walked away with the Jabra Fan and Soch Na Sake awards!

Riteish: You know you should really get this next award. Because you say what's on your mind with little regard for what I think. *fake sniffles*

Akshay: Yeah well I'm glad to call on iMini to take away the Bolna Mahi Bolna award since she's so like me.

Riteish: Can twins actually have the same nicknames?

Akshay: Why do you ask?

Riteish: Well it's just interesting that the winners of these next 2 awards are not only best of friends, but their views match so much! And they even have similar sounding nicknames. They are just spelled differently.

Akshay: Are you talking about Sri and Sree?

Riteish: Yes! CT_Shreya and debasree04 walk away with both Humnava and Carbon Copy!

Akshay: The final award of this category is also a friendship award, but it's a tribute to Farhan Akhtar and Amitabh Bachchan.

Riteish: How so?

Akshay: Well their friendship was rather weird in ways and that's what the song Atrangi Yaar portrayed. And that's what these 2 apparently represent.

Riteish: Who are they?

Akshay: gadhadada and bluetides!

Akshay: Welcome back again folks!

Riteish: It's now time for the creative awards!

Akshay: This has got to be the best part of this awards night.

Riteish: Well then let's get started shall we?

Akshay: And the first award goes to the newest creative member of the award. And it's named after a personal favourite of mine. Baby! And the winner is 1.KRITTIKA!

Akshay: Have you ever felt like someone is really good at something, but then they just disappear?

Riteish: Yep. That's probably why this Khamoshiyan award has come around now.

Akshay: And it's winner is _Ecstasy_!

Riteish: Whose involved in every form of creativity?

Shreya: Salman!

Rifi: Shah Rukh Khan.

BT: Me!

Akshay: Actually it's AS-Rifi as she walks away with the Dum Laga Ke Haisha award!

Akshay: Ever felt inspired after watching a movie or reading a script?

Riteish: Not really.

Akshay: Well obviously you don't write as well as visrom does because she won the Ek Paheli Leela award for that very reason!

Akshay: Another award on a movie of mine! Yahoo!

Riteish (sullenly): Why aren't there any awards on songs or movies of mine?

Akshay: Err Saturday Night was a song from your movie wasn't it?

Riteish: Oh yeah!

Akshay (sarcastically): Well you obviously aren't going to be getting close to winning any awards nor are you going to be the most creative person ever.

Riteish: Well I don't want to be.

Akshay: That's okay. In the meantime I'm going to call on gadhadada to collect Gabbar is Back and Baahubali awards!

*Akshay performs a running back flip.*

Riteish (cheering): Encore! Encore!

Akshay: Now, now. Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. This isn't our show. This is their show.

Riteish: But I want more!

Akshay: Riteish you sounded like a kid when you said that.

Riteish: So be it. I want more!

Akshay: Oh go away. *Riteish runs off the stage.* Again? Let him go. Folks the Hamari Adhuri Kahani award goes to debasree04!

*Riteish comes back on stage dressed in his casual clothes again.*

Akshay: Riteish is this a fashion show?

Riteish: No. I just felt like changing again.

Akshay: Okay. I'm not going to question that. But I do want to ask. Whose made these amazing awards this year?

Riteish: It's AS-Rifi. But up to now debasree04 has always made the awards.

Akshay: No wonder they both won this next award named after your movie.

Riteish (eagerly): Which one?

Akshay: Bangistan!

Akshay: Shreya are you still angry that Rifi walked away with the Main Hoon Hero Tera award?

Shreya (throwing daggers with her eyes at Rifi): Yes.

Akshay: Well then I have good news for you. She may have that award. But you have the Hero award!

Shreya: Really?

Akshay: Yep! People here think you, CT_Shreya, are the most creative contest creator. So come on up and take away this award!

Riteish: You know it's quite interesting.

Akshay: What is?

Riteish: Well it's just that these guys nominated _Ecstasy_ for being Khamosh. Yet they also nominated her for this award. I mean how can you tell if someone deserves the most creative VM maker award or not if they aren't around?

Akshay: These guys are just good detectives. *winks*

Riteish (groans): I hope that wasn't a PJ of yours.

Akshay: Nope. The bad PJs are yours to throw. I'm just going to call on _Ecstasy_ to take away the Singh is Bliing award. A third award named after a movie of mine!

Riteish (sounding smart): Creativity is the work of teams, not individuals.

Akshay (with raised eyebrows): What was that?

Riteish: I was just proving that I'm not dumb and that the last award of the Creative Awards is here.

Akshay: Well I don't think that quote really proved that you're not dumb. Though I must hand it to you. Your point is valid. That's why the award Shaandaar is not for one person, but for a group of people who work well together creatively.

Riteish: And there's a tie in this award. AS-Rifi and gadhadada are going to share this award with CT_Shreya and debasree04.

Akshay: We are now onto the last category of the night! The Veerta Awards!

Riteish: And without spending too much time can we please have on stage AS-Rifi, gadhadada, debasree04, and CT_Shreya!

Akshay: AS-Rifi walks away with the Critic of the Forum award!

Riteish: AS-Rifi also shares the Director of the Forum award with debasree04!

Riteish: gadhadada walks away with the Reviewer of the Forum and Writer of the Forum award!

Akshay: And finally CT_Shreya bags the Writer and Director of the Forum award!