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roshma

@roshma

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Posted: 14 years ago

GUYS U CAN ALSO ADD UR PJs HERE

Katrina mein kuch toh aisi baat hai, Aji Katrina mein kuch toh aisi baat hai, ACP ne kaha: "In sabhi khoonon ke peeche ek hi aadmi ka haath hai" :-D

GIVE A CAPTION

Tel ke bina Samosa pak nahi sakta..

wah wah..

Tel ke bina samosa pak nahi sakta...

Wah wah...

ACP says Dushman Kahi Bhi Ho hamse Bach nahi sakta :P :P :P

ACP : Daya, Darwaza Tod Do...

Daya : *thaaaddd*...

ACP : Myy Godd... Khoon Me Lapti Hui Laash... Lagta Hai Yeh Laash Mari Hui Hai...

ABHIJEET : Haan Sir, Lagta Hai 2-3 Ghante Pehle Hi Khoon Hua Hai...

DAYA: Sir, Yeh Goli Lagi Hai Iske Seene Me...

ACP : Lagta Hai Yeh Goli Bandook Se Chalaayi Gayyi Hai...

FREDERICKS (like a fool) : Haan Sir...!! :P :P

ANDAAZ ACP KE...

ACP : Humaare Officers Me Zyada Daring Hai...

SWAT : No, We Have Brave Officers...

ACP : Prove Karke Dikhao...

SWAT : Ok, Charlie, Is 5 Maale Ki Building Se Kood Jao...
Charlie : Ok Sir...!! (He Jumps)

SWAT : Dekhe Iski Himmat...!!

ACP : Hmmm good... Daya, Darwaza Tod Do...

Daya : Abeh tere Baap ka Naukar hu kya...?? ACP : Dekhi Iski Himmat...!! :P :P

ACP- calls-- hello...haan daya...mere ghar aa jao...emergency hai...

daya-- kyon?????kya hua sir sab theek to hai??

abhi- k...kk...kkkya hua daya?????

Acp-- daya...main toilet mein band ho gaya hoon...bohot gandi smell aa rahi hai...exhaust fan bhi nahi chal raha...darwaza jaam ho gaya hai...jaldi se aa jao aur tod do...nahi to suffocation se mar jaunga... :D

Girl : Raj was my BF !

Freddy : What ?

Girl : Yea he was my BF !

ACP: Was Raj really your BF ?

Girl : Yes Sir. He was my BF.

Freddy : Oh my God !
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You are Raj's GF ? :D

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.

3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.

5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.

6. None of them ever got married.

7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.

8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.

9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.

10.End of episode, all criminals get Fassi..:D

DAya: mujhay Khooni KA baal Mila HAy... :o

Abhijeet: bohut Khoob AB to Khooni Pakra hee Jaye ga ..Sab k Baal check karo xD

Haar se pahele me ummed kyu chhodu
wah wah
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Haar se pahele me ummed kyu chhodu
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DAYA says salary sabko milti hai
darwaza me hi kyu todu...??

DAYA to ACP Pradyumann: Arey sir...itne chhote chotte baal kyu katwa liye..!?!?!?

ACP : Arey yaar...wo naai(barber) ke pas 3 rupye khulle nahi the, to maine bola 3 rupye ke baal aur kaat de...!:p :p :d..!!!!

Santa - yaar ye chamak challo ka choreographer kaun hai!?
Banta-
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Acp Pradyuman!!
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See his hand movement!!:-D:-P

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]'.

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf 200 rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!! xD

Acp pardyuman: Ic k galay Pe Cut ka nishan Bara hay..!!

Abhijeet: Sir Ic say saaf Zahir Hay k Khoon Churi Say nahi ChaaKu say Howa HAy xD

Acp pardyuman:Daya Shehar Me sari chaaku Ki Shops check karo dekho ye chaaku akhir aya kahan Say..
( there are only 4 shops In the Whole city daya goes In the 4rth shop)

Daya: Ye chaaku Yahin say lia gaya hay xD

Fredric - Sir,mujhe pata hai ki khoon kisne kiya hai?

ACP - Kisne?

Fredric - Khooni ne ;) :-@ xD

A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana xD

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi :D

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye...!xD

acp giving a constipated look!!

acp: kuch to gadbad hai (with his right hand rule ) kuch to gadbad hai jaroor hai!!

freddy: ha sir pata nahi chal raha hai yaha pe kya hua hai

acp: freddy mein is room ke baare mein nahi mere pet(stomach) ke baare mein bol raha hoon!! mere pet mein kuch to gadbad hai.

Edited by roshma - 14 years ago