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Posted: 17 years ago
A newspaper boy was standing on the corner with a large pile of papers, shouting, "Read all about it. Twenty five people cheated. Twenty five people cheated."

Intrigued, Vinu walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. Vinu said, "Hey, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newspaper boy ignored him and went on yelling out, "Read all about it. Twenty six people cheated."
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Posted: 17 years ago
Shurti's Maa: Tu rat ko kiske yaha thi ? ๐Ÿ˜›



Shurti: Vinu Ke ghar. ๐Ÿ˜‰



Maa : Tu mera muh kala karwayegi kya.



Shurti: to kya hua fair & lovely hai na. ๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿ˜› Shurti how dare u say that to ur mom!!!! j/k๐Ÿ˜›

xoxo
-Lara ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: fly2me

Shurti's Maa: Tu rat ko kiske yaha thi ? ๐Ÿ˜›



Shurti: Vinu Ke ghar. ๐Ÿ˜‰



Maa : Tu mera muh kala karwayegi kya.



Shurti: to kya hua fair & lovely hai na. ๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿ˜› Shurti how dare u say that to ur mom!!!! j/k๐Ÿ˜›

xoxo
-Lara ๐Ÿ˜Š

that was very funny!! ๐Ÿ˜† I would never say that to my mom! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago
^^^ thx ๐Ÿ˜› I thought so, that u will never say that to ur mom! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^ thx ๐Ÿ˜› I thought so, that u will never say that to ur mom! ๐Ÿ˜†

np! i would never ever say that to her!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago
This is awesome๐Ÿ˜†

people used to irritate me at weddings pulling my ckeeks saying that "YOU ARE THE NEXT" , they stopped doing it when i started doing the same at funerals.

๐Ÿ˜†
Edited by fly2me - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: fly2me

Shurti's Maa: Tu rat ko kiske yaha thi ? ๐Ÿ˜›



Shurti: Vinu Ke ghar. ๐Ÿ˜‰



Maa : Tu mera muh kala karwayegi kya.



Shurti: to kya hua fair & lovely hai na. ๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿ˜› Shurti how dare u say that to ur mom!!!! j/k๐Ÿ˜›

xoxo
-Lara ๐Ÿ˜Š

Mere muh pee kala lagayaaaa kyuuuu................nug n usman n huzi ke ghar kyu nahe jaate lol๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† send me 2 family pack F&L okie....๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago
Fly to Shruti: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.

Shruti: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.


Usman: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Me : Kaise?
Usman: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: fly2me

This is awesome๐Ÿ˜†

people used to irritate me at weddings pulling my ckeeks saying that "YOU ARE THE NEXT" , they stopped doing it when i started doing the same at funerals.

๐Ÿ˜†

that was really funny!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: Believe

Fly to Shruti: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.

Shruti: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.


Usman: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Me : Kaise?
Usman: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

both are really funny! loved the first one! ๐Ÿ˜†

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