Just Do Mazzak - Page 15

Originally posted by: Believe

Mere muh pee kala lagayaaaa kyuuuu................nug n usman n huzi ke ghar kyu nahe jaate lol😆😆 send me 2 family pack F&L okie....😕😆😆

lol vinu! dont worry, i m not gonna come to ur house in real anyways!! 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: shruti_5

that was really funny!! 😆

thanks...lol😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Fly to Shruti: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.

Shruti: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.


Usman: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Me : Kaise?
Usman: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

lol....great jokes!😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Mere muh pee kala lagayaaaa kyuuuu................nug n usman n huzi ke ghar kyu nahe jaate lol😆😆 send me 2 family pack F&L okie....😕😆😆

2 family pack F&L????🤣

Originally posted by: fly2me

thanks...lol😆

np! it was a smart thing to do!!😆

Originally posted by: shruti_5

np! it was a smart thing to do!!😆

I know...lol

I did try this once with my cousin....she was so mad at me when i said it!...lol😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

I know...lol

I did try this once with my cousin....she was so mad at me when i said it!...lol😆

lol!!😆

Originally posted by: shruti_5

lol!!😆

So, why don't u tell me a joke, now?????😛

Lara a professor at a collge could not help but notice that one of his students Nug was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on Nug.

"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" Lara asked.

"I don't know," Nug said.

"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Nug, you would know," said Lara

"That's not true," Nug replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"

😆

Vinu I can kiss u without even touching u.
Lara: U can't
Vinu: Lagi 100-10 ki
Vinu: Ok
Vinu kisses her
Lara: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Vinu: hoo main haaar gayi ye loo 10 Rs.. 😛 😉