Just Do Mazzak - Page 13

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Lara : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Lara : Oye Ullu ke patte Every year. 😆 😆

😆good one!😛

One day USMAN was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"oye Obama,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."

So Usman cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"shit man,i'm not Obamaa."

At the cocktail party, Lara to Soni, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The She replied, "Yes,I am, I married the wrong man." 😛

Originally posted by: Believe

One day USMAN was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"oye Obama,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."

So Usman cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"shit man,i'm not Obamaa."

At the cocktail party, Lara to Soni, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The She replied, "Yes,I am, I married the wrong man." 😛

both jokes are awesom🤣

Star: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"

Me: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!...realy 😆
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Nug proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo. 😡
Nug: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
😳
Girl: Husbend tour pe hey 😛 wo allow kiya tho we will 😃

Originally posted by: Believe

One day USMAN was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"oye Obama,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."

So Usman cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"shit man,i'm not Obamaa."

At the cocktail party, Lara to Soni, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The She replied, "Yes,I am, I married the wrong man." 😛

very funny jokes!!!! 🤣 😆 loved both of them!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Star: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"

Me: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!...realy 😆
--


Nug proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo. 😡
Nug: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
😳
Girl: Husbend tour pe hey 😛 wo allow kiya tho we will 😃

really funny jokes!!! 😆

Usman was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, Usman answered it "Never got caught." 😛

Originally posted by: Believe

One day USMAN was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"oye Obama,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."

So Usman cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"shit man,i'm not Obamaa."

At the cocktail party, Lara to Soni, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The She replied, "Yes,I am, I married the wrong man." 😛

LMAO!!! ur soo funny!!! 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

Usman was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, Usman answered it "Never got caught." 😛

that was hilarious!! 😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^^ thx shurti xP

no problem! 😃