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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#351

^ Lolzz 😆

a succesful man is one

who can earn more than his wife can spend..

and a succesful woman is one who finds such a man

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Posted: 17 years ago

#352

A true friend is one who sees the first tear in your eyes, catches the second and stops the third.

If fourth one comes then slaps you and says

Lay ab khul ke ro le

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#353

^ lolzz 😆

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.

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MrsSalmanKhan/Zoya

@BeingTigress

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Posted: 17 years ago

#354

ab toh zindigi ka maqsaad hai tuhje apnana

ab toh zindigi ka maqsaad hai tuhje apnana

wah wah =d

a for apple

muhahah

b for banana =d

SubhanAllahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

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Posted: 17 years ago

#355

Voda(F)one
Ai(R)tel
Virg(I)n
Airc(E)ll
BS(N)L
In(D)icom
Hey how crazy,
Even Networks Can't stay without a FRIEND
Let's Rejoice the
Friendship

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#356

sure

Q: What do you take before every meaL?

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Ans: A Seat . . . ;->😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#357

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have ........ look for the answer below....

GIRL FRIENDS ...... 😉 😆

Edited by thameem - 17 years ago

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#358

😆

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#359

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#360

^ lolzz 😆 v.funny

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: "Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn... ?"

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi,

Bas

Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi..."

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