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angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#341

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!! 😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 17 years ago

#342

^ lol....😆

full form of a girl

G : Gossip me sabse aage,

I : Innocent Sirf Shakal se,

R : Rone ki automatic machine,

L : Ladai Me sabki Amma........ 🤣

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 17 years ago

#343

lol.....not fully true thameem😆

Q:What Do u Get wHen u cRosS A Librarian And A Lawyer?

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ANS:-"
AlL The Information You wAnt,
Except You cAn't uNdErstand IT."😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#344

^ Lol that's a nice answer

btw...... it's fully true yaar a girl is generally like that ask any boy you will get a 100 % acceptence buddy.....

next....

Diffference between:.
1.Girlfrend.
2. Lover.
3. Wife.
4.EX Girlfrend?.

Simple:.
1:Prepaid.
2:Postpaid.
3:Lifetime.
4:Missed Call

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#345

😆

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#346

^ 😆

Girls ne strike ki.

BOys ne bhi unka sath diya..

Girls ne zor se kaha hamari mange ....

Boys ne piche se kaha SINdoor se bharo

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#347

lol.......😆

Hum pani kyun peete hain??
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socho socho
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nahi aya smajh
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i tell u
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Kyun K hum pani ko kha nahi sakte 😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#348

^ a very logic answer 😆

A : u r Active

B : u r Best

C : u r Cute

D : u r my Dear friend

E : u r Excelant

F : u r First

G : u r Great

Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 17 years ago

#349

lol.......... Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....???

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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D har friyday night 10 P.M. 😎

Edited by angelstar08 - 17 years ago

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 17 years ago

#350

^ lol.....😆

if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches.

why does a round pizza come in a square box?

why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?

why do u still call it building when its already built?

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