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Posted: 16 years ago
lol

Go my SwEeT SmS.,

"SwEeThEaRt" k pas.,


SwEeT rOaDs
se ho k.,

SwEeT sMiLe k sath.,

SwEeT mOoD k sath.,

SwEeT se
AnDaZ mey kehna.,

".Sweet Dreams." :-)

209252 thumbnail
Posted: 16 years ago
To live a live one needs
Brain
Reflex
Perception
IQ
Knowledge
Way of expression
and
Many more qualities
Tumhe Salaam Boss
You are doing great
Without all these
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Posted: 16 years ago
😆

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush


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Posted: 16 years ago
Hey dude, how you doin?
Nice topic.
O.K I got one.
3 men, English, Irish and Pakistani go for dinner one day with their wifes.
The English man says to his wife while eating, 'Pass me the suger ''suger'' ', so she does.
The Irish man says to his wife, 'Pass me the honey ''honey'' ', so she does.
The pakistani man, not wanting to be outdone by the English and Irish men says to his wife, 'Pass me the milk you cow'.
angelstar2013 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
thanx😊

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


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Posted: 16 years ago
^ 😆 lol..v.funny

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday.
209252 thumbnail
Posted: 16 years ago
Aap lovely ho - 90%
Aap cute ho - 95 %
Aap sweet ho - 96%
Aap beautiful ho - 97%
Aap stylish ho - 98%
Aap attractive ho - 99%
Aur
Main phainknay mein expert hoon - 100%
angelstar2013 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
😆

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Posted: 16 years ago
lol😆

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Posted: 16 years ago
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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