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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#21

one more.......

EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. 😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#22

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#23

guys u all r rocking our cc panga is back wid a bang yay yay yay

teacher...........chemical symbol of barium

student..........Ba

teacher..............chemical symbol of sodium

student.........Na

teacher.........wot happs when 1 atom of barium n 2 atoms of sodium gets combined

student............BaNaNa

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#24

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#25

😆😆 Gud one Jhumi......... yeah true yaar our CC is rocking once again.........

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#26

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 😉😆

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#27

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#28

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#29

hey very nice topic angelstar08👏

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#30

Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'…ylesreveR

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