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Posted: 16 years ago

#41

Jab tum haste ho to...

Aisa lagta hai ke insaan pehle bandar tha

Dekho ghusa na karna

Kyon ke jab tum ghusa karte ho to...

Aisa lagta hai ke insaan aaj bhi bandar hai

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#42

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#43

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: souro

And the answer is wrong. 😛 Pehle hi toh bol diya ke 'A ki biwi B' toh phir A & T husband wife kahan se ban gaye? 😕

good girl souro mistake nikalna achi baat hai😉 sorry guys didn,t read it clearly par by the way A dusri shaadi bhi to kar sakta hai😆

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#45

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#46

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

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@blueegg

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: princezna

Welcm to CC seona... first of all i really like ur siggs.. very beautiful 👏

& now abt this msg... aww i love this msg....... very very touchy...... gud one.. 😊

"Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta"

thankyou somuch for liking the siggies those are given by my friends😳

i will tell them this😛😛😛

and also for smsthankyou

your sms also very sweet one 😊

and what more to say i love dada big fan.

your avi rocks👏

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#48

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter, Waiter !
There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."

Waiter Replied:

"Oh No!
Who's Going To Look After His Family..." ;->

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souro

@souro

Alumni

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Posted: 16 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: angelstar08

good girl souro mistake nikalna achi baat hai😉 sorry guys didn,t read it clearly par by the way A dusri shaadi bhi to kar sakta hai😆

Oh no not again!!! 😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#50

doctor doctors

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor's way"

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