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Posted: 11 years ago

#821

Mil gaya kamina

! !

"HENRY MISHEL"

was the first person who invented "EXAMS"

kaminey ne zindagi ka maza kharab kar diya!

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#822

Originally posted by: ankita_95
CONGRATS Cutiepie . ! Aaj tune mera naam Roshan kar diya .. 🥳
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You too buck up 😛

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#823

Anki no use txting

sustad sone chali gayi :p

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#824

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it ?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer... scroll down...

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"...

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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer... scroll down

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#825

This 1 is a killer...

Teacher: What is the definition of Escalator..???..

Santa : "Main thehra raha zameen chalne lagi..!!'

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#826

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe EVERY YEAR!!

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#827

Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#828

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#829

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:

Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#830

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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