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Posted: 11 years ago

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share these meanings as majority of us don't know these...

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#802

Heights of irritating someone:

Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad..

Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi bola na..

Boy:" pen hai pen ??

Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to

to hathode se sar phod dungi

Kuch der baad...

Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???

Girl:" nahi..

Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#803

A guy calls an unknown number..

Guy: Fridge hai?

Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?

Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..

And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy: Fridge hai?

This time the person's really angry.

Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#804

Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.

My family is totally against it.

Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#805

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#806

Teacher-How many planets are there?

Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah

Teacher-Aur batao?

Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum!!

Mata raani ki kripa...

Aap sunao...??

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#807

T.T - Ticket dikhao

Santa - Aa lo ji.

T.T - Eh ta purani ticket hai.

Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#808

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#809

TOMATO

the tring tring was to confuse you

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Shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#810

again

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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