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Posted: 11 years ago

#831

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#832

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#833

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#834

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#835

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..

While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#836

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#837

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#838

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag

but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying:

"one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"...

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest...

"Father, please come with me .

Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued :

"one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you'...

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:

"what about the two at the gate?"...

the priest and the drunkard fainted

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Shweta

@2111_shweta

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#839

Laughter is good for the soul:

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Ankita

@ankita_95

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Posted: 11 years ago

#840

hehe...

i will buck up after exams done.😛..

she dint reply.. so i know she slept.. .

abhi study *studying*..

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