Random Ramblers Timbuktoo#72!!!! - Page 32

Aisa waisa.. I thought she was a bit hard to put up with when we'd see her on weekends or such but to live with her 3 straight weeks is such a psychological torture.. for the lack of a better word. I mean the hypocrisy of her actions and her deliberate need to irritate people and see how far she can push them is just obscene to say the least. She knows we're hard on money - mushkil sey ghar chalta hai between my paycheck and my dad's and us par bhi she does stupid wasteful stuff just to annoy us (because we're related to her from her husband's side and both my uncle and aunt just keep trying to one up each other or annoy each other - so basically she's trying to annoy him THROUGH us. Whatever.).. Like yesterday, it was SO hot here and she went out to "shop" at 4pm - seedha garmi k waqt.. My mom's been fasting this week so she drags my mom with her too.. GARMI mein.. and then walks around the mall for 3 hours.. gets back in the house at 7:30 ish and then just goes around the house turning on the fans in EVERY ROOM regardless of whether anyone is in there or not.. And when we ask her why, she says "garmi ho rahi hai toh I just want the fans to be on everywhere takey sab jaga thand ho jaye".. WTH?!?!? Gaarmi lag rahi hai toh AIK jaga betho fan k neechey - nahi poorey ghar mein tehelna hai aur fans chalaney hain? How the hell are we supposed to pay the electricity bill for this month, I really don't have a clue. Air conditioning is ALWAYS turned on - even when there is NO one in the house because she wants to come back to a cold house. She makes us buy random snacks/food/fruits that she says she wants to eat but then trashes them all because a.) they don't taste right - too sweet/salty/sour/etc, b.) they went bad because she kept them sitting outside for two days in the heat or c.) she ate a little bit and now she's full so we can trash this one because by the time she comes around to wanting to eat it again this one would have gone bad (or whatever) and she can just get a new one.

Upar sey she's gone around the whole house changing stuff - changing bed spreads in my parents room because SHE doesn't like them.. went through my sister's closet and took out her clothes (brand new) and TRASHED THEM.. Why we asked her.. "Because I didn't like how they look.. They were too a.) old, b.) plain, c.) out of fashion. WHAT THE HELL!?!!?!?!?!?

And then my mom cooks for her DAILY because unka farmaishi program hamesha chal raha hota hai - kabhi ye khana hai kabhi woh peena hai. And she's had the audacity to go eat OUT at the end of the day (on certain days) because a.) her daugther (who's 7 years old by the way) thought that the food was too spicy (because she ate a mirchi or something deliberately) or b.) she just craves something else. Toh meri maa ko kiyoun poori subha sey kitchen mey khara rakha?! She doesn't let my mom sleep - raat tak jaga k rakhti hain! And then subha my mom wakes up early to finish her work because once my aunt wakes up she doesn't let my mom do anything.. Bass movies dekho, baatain karo (and she preaches to you.. Doesn't "talk".. She PREACHES. Everything you do is WRONG and everything she's telling you is RIGHT. And there's no argument about that with her.) ya shopping chalo garmi mein.

And what pisses me off the most is k if we do the same thing in her house toh qayamat aajaye gi. Wahan toh if she cooks something you HAVE to eat it, when you leave a room all the lights/fans should be turned off and her restrooms should be left spotless. Yahan toh she takes a shower and soap woh gira hua hai, kapre yahan parhe hue hain and water all around the sink. *fumes*

I hate her hypocrisy. Her motto seems to be "mera ghar bhi mera ghar aur tumhara ghar bhi mera ghar". Har jaga bass inhi ki marzi chaley aur kisi aur ka KOI lehaz nahi.

I swear. I have had it up to HERE. Abhi is weekend toh her husband is also coming to live here and woh aur bhi MashAllah hain. I swear I am not sure how I'll make it till next weekend. I have no clue.