Pashu and Pakshi with attitude problem 83 IO

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#501

three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

COZ the song is HIT......

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#502

.we have all heard of Banta in Santa-Banta jokes.....but do you know who is Banta??
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.because kit-kat break BANTA hai boss!!...

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#503

ACP : Na aata na Jaata, Mai Table Bajaata !!!
Waah... Waah...

Na Aata Na Jaata, Mai Tabla Bajaata !!!!
Waah Waaah !!!

Daya Pata Karo,
Dushman hamari pakad mai kabhi bhi kyu nahi Aata !!!

Edited by dazzling_armaan - 15 years ago

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#504

ahan se dil ka rasta na jaye uss raste ko mod do jahan se dil ka rasta ne jaye uss raste ko mod do lagta hai ghar mein koi nahi hai daya darwaza tod do

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#505

On Visiting which part of India you may expect your mouth to freeze Completely??

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Nahi Pata??
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Simple hai Boss.
Its Jam-mu
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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#506

Is Kangna Ranauts Smile Different from Amitabh Bachchan ?
Answer is Yes.
Because Emran Hashmi singss to Kangna Ranaut in the movie Gangster : " Teri Ada. Teri Hasi ... AURO se hai , bilkul Juda ..."

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#507

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Which singer is the most sad singer of all times ?
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Pankaj udas.
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Which singer is a copy of Jesus Christ ?
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Talat a-jes
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Which singer has non stop supply of water with him in a container ?
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Anoop jal-lota
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Which singer has won a jug in a singing competition ?
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Jug-jeet singh
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Which singer proclaims himself as a pot?
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Mai-handi hasan

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#508

Question:- Which city in India does not allow the entry of sick people?
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Answer:- Nasik (Na-sick) !!

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#509

What do you call a Bengali man in Antarctica?
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Than-Da !!

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#510

General knowledge capsule of the day -

Where does a Mosquito go when it wants to pray to God?

Simple hai boss.. He goes to a Mosque !!

@ Ishaan U Here ?

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