INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 41

Dharu

I'm standing here with one of our newest critics. Welcome to the bash and our family.

Well Nimmi, you're so intellectual, that we're not even going to try to make fun of you.

Ok.

Cool.

Yeah.

*crickets chirping*

So…..you….like stuff?

Well, actually, I do. I love politics, especially Obama. In fact, I even campaigned for him. You know the great thing about beign American is that you get your voice heard. So I guess in that since, I'm a critic. I also like high brow movies, and yes, I'm a pretentious film snob, but you see I have many other interests, such as books, poetry, and youtube videos. So there's a lot that I could tell you in the span of—

*thud*

Dhara?

Wait! Dhara! ! Mayday! Mayday! I need your help. One of our critics, as she was waslking the red carpet, passed out! I need help! Code red, code red!

Oh my God Simi! Are you ok?

Shutup you fat pumpkin!

I think we should cut it over to Dhara...

Simi: how dare you? If I wz dere, you'd be finished by now.

Roxy: I think we need to call security.

Dharu: I think we need to call the SWAT team.

Simi: I think you need to call the DEV team. U kant toch me! I am protected in Iqbals fat. I destroy u wiv ma shoet pinky u horeebal purson.

Rox: Dharu, she likes fat. Get her a cheesecake. That'll calm her.

Simi: shrrup! I onlee eet BL's! I been thoosin on BL's ever sinz dat homewrecker Shahid Kapur stole my Riya from me. Im gunna get bak at her. U woch u just woch. Im gona bee in 3 way relayshunship with Saifeena.

Simi, why have you been in such a mess of state?

Errr day, dat Jahluka stand outside my window n force me to woch chaliya. But I onlee cum here 2 have raat ka nasha wid sukeerti. We half special bond of frandsheep.

*Simi starts beating the camera man*

We're so sorry guys! Let's all forget that incident, and act like it never happened.

*Rox calls up Ramu Kaka*

Ramu Kaka, make sure this story is in the headlines news tomorrow.

Originally posted by: ramsha247

SONU what a DRESS🤣🤣🤣

ISHAN we are soo late, when is it borning?

Oh and its been 10 months since Shilpa left so OMG did it happen? Or is it stuck>

Originally posted by: ishan.k

Do u now know the real real why Shilpa left DMG after 9 months ??? 🤣

Originally posted by: ramsha247

SONU what a DRESS🤣🤣🤣

ISHAN we are soo late, when is it borning?

Oh and its been 10 months since Shilpa left so OMG did it happen? Or is it stuck>

Folks, Dhara has fallen unconscious. Until she comes back to life, I will take over. Right now, I'm standing with Aisha, but I'm having a difficult time trying to see her due to her transperecy.

Hello Aisha, how are you today?

Well Roxy, I had to take out time from my exams to make it to the bash. I've been here since day one, so I know I had to come and celebrate our 50^th CC! But it was just so difficult because I have 8 exams and I have so much to study. I'm so stressed right now, I don't know what to do.

*Roxy pats Aisha on her back*

There there dear. You know we don't give a damn. Now, can you tell us when you're planning to tan?

Well, I can't. I'm a vampire.

Uhh…

*Aisha bites Roxy in the neck*