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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#71

Thnx cuty and polly lovely jokes 🤣
omg! Polly lovely cnnctn.. Pls post mre. I laughng by crying

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#72

kya baat hai polly...amazing jokes😃
"will u hang de calender or ill hang myself" inka to pata nahi par yeh pad kar ek angrez will def hang himself😆

Edited by peihu - 14 years ago

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Ritu Aigal

@Ritu278

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#73

🤣🤣🤣
I've fallen off my chair Polly

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Cuty16

@Cuty16

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#74

2 lady pair k niche baithe kafi der se batein kar rahi thi.

Achanak 1aam gira,

1st lady-ye aam kaise gira.

Aam bola-PAK GAYA HUIN TUM DONO KI BAAT SUNKE.

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Cuty16

@Cuty16

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#75

1.A black baby was given a pair of wings by God.

Baby smiled & asks"am i angel now"?
God laughd
Nai re kalu u are BATMAN now.

2.Who is the leader of duck?
Ans.Frog
b'coz frog is MAINDUCK.

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#76

principal is revolving😆 too much!!!

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#77

The Wonderful Desi Patni

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: To sabji roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge

H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: Paraanthe?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai

H: Idly sambar?
W: Usme time lagega... pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho 😆

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Ritu Aigal

@Ritu278

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#78

Bhargu..agar Alex khana banane ko khahe..to aap aisa hi kehna ok😉

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#79

ek baar ek ladka apni girlfriend ko milne gaya..kuch der baad ladki chai banane ke liye kitchen mein gayi

gf ka phone sofa par pada dekh kar ladke ne socha chalo dekhte
hain mujhe isne kis name se save kiya..sweetu,cuto ya jaanu

jab usne missed call di toh screen par likha tha "murgha no 5"
calling😆