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Posted: 14 years ago
#81
Full form of MATHS :

Mentally Aggressive Teachers Harassing Students..🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hey awesome thread Radhi👍🏼 & great jokes by all...

Btw I don't know many jokes...I'll just try

One Chain-smoker went to his friend's place & started smoking.
Friend: Arrey...itne cigarettes mat piyaa kar...pata nahin hai kya...yeh slow poison hai...insaan ko dhire dhire maarta hai
Chain-smoker: Arrey yaar... marne ki jaldi kisko hai🤪
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Posted: 14 years ago
#83
@ bhargavi: gud joke yar !!🤣🤣

@ ritu: thanx 4 falling off d chair..i too fell my chair wen i read it 1st tym !!😆😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#84
(It best describes some jerks who think that they are awesome not only that they irritate everyone with their eccentricity.)

Love Proposal and Reply:


A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.



My Dearest Reshma,




Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks,


(b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.


1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:


(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

(c) really ' am I doing it?


2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:


(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile


3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:


(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:


(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

(c) you don't know


5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:


(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you don't know


6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus


(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded


7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:


(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:


(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose


9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:


(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual


If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay

in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is

budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have

scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..


love,

Aakash

'''''''''''

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format.


Aakash,


Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.


(a) Yes

(b) No


2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?


(a) Yes

(b) No


3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?


(a) Yes

(b) No


4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside, right ?


(a) Yes

(b) No


5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?


(a) Yes

(b) No


6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?


(a) Yes

(b) No


7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?


(a) Yes

(b) No


You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?


(a) Yes

(b) No


9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?


(a) Yes

(b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.


Hope everything is clear to you.

Reshma



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Posted: 14 years ago
#85
lovely violet polly.. Vry funny . Post mre
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Posted: 14 years ago
#86
@polly,
really funny,
bechara Aakash,Reshma ne toh dho dala. 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#87
A Mom asked his extra modern elder son to explain diwali to his bro.

He started
So look dis dude Ram had lyk a big cool kingdom and ppl lyked him,but his step mum or sumthing kind of witchy dont lyk Ram.

She forced her hubby to send Ram to some jungle or sumthing...coz he was going for 14yrs so his wife & bro tagged along..u know to chill.

But dude the forest was really scary and shit...really man N was full of devils n shit lyk dat
bt dis dude kill them wid bow and arrow but den sum Gangsta jerk Ravan kidnapped his wify...n boy dis dude and his bro were pissed...so dey got an army of monkeys.
don't ask how dey trained monkey in the forest...dis dude fighted n got his wify back.
Dey got back home...people thought atleast they deserves sumthing...

They had no Bars or clubs stuffs so dey lit candles,lamps...N dis is all it started.

MOM FAINTED
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Posted: 14 years ago
#88
poor mom..i feel so sorry 4 her !!🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Cuty16

@polly,
really funny,
bechara Aakash,Reshma ne toh dho dala. 🤣 🤣



ya Cuty, but just imagine, wat wud happen if d same thing happens between Shashank & Drakshita ??😉😆😆
😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#90
For All The Married And To Be Married!!!

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says:


"I want the men to form two queues,

one line for the men who had control over their women,
and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

( dis joke reminds me particularly of Sub Inspector Freddeicks of CID, Sony..uss bechare ka bhi yahi haal hai !!😆)



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