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Posted: 14 years ago
#91
cuty and polly vry funny jokes.
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Polly gopal bhar cntains smthng lyk dis.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowestmarks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…


She writes :

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
#93
very nice polly and Rupam...has has k mera pet dard ho gaya🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#94
thanx every1 4 enjoying my jokes.

@ radhi : i dont remember getting anything lyk dis in gopal bhar stories.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#95
Wat a garib family bhurga. Ansu aa gaye dukh k kahani sun kar..
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Ek din class ne sir madam ko kiss karne k baad bola, dkha kiss se AIDS nehi failte..
Stdnt- to kaise failte h woh dikhaye.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#96
@ bhargavi:
bechari..sach me kitni gareeb hai, mujhe to rona aa gaya uski dukh bhari kahani sunkar !!😭😭

@ radhi :

🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#97
thnx thnx evryone.
aur jhelo
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An effectve slogan 2 protect girl child
"dnt kill girl child else your son forced to b gay"
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A brother in law calld his bhabiji- "bhabi mera AIDS ho gaya, mein ghar me aau kya?"
bhabi- "ghar maat aau, kyuki
tumse AIDS leela(maid) to hongi, leela se tumhare bro ko, tumhare bro se mere ko, mere se pure kasbe ko".
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Posted: 14 years ago
#98

read dis, i got it as mail 2day mrng !!

Love letter its reply'..!!

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain,
A victim of your fascination

THE GIRL REPLIES

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

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Posted: 14 years ago
#99
husband: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaonga..
wife:doosri shaadi to nahi karoge na?
husband:pagal ka kya hai,kuch bhi kar sakta hai😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
ek baar ek aurat omelette banane ke liye anda fodti hai,anda andar
se khali nikalta hai,so she says to her husband
"kamaal hai ji!aaj kal murghian bhi abortion karvaane lagi hain"😆

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