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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#51

Another one :
BREAKING NEWS : Two days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable for the people. Worst affected was Delhi Metro Station where families of Santa & Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on Escalators. !!

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#52

Police: Kia Saboot Hai K Tum Car Taiz Nahi Chala Rahay Thay..

Man: Is Se Bara Or Kia Saboot

Ho Sakta Hai K Main Apni Biwi Ko

Susral Lene Ja Raha Tha :D :D

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#53

Mayawati goes to Lalu's house with a goat.

Lalu: EE..Bhaiswa ko kaahe laayi ho...?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi...ee bhaiswa nahi goatwa hai..

Lalu: Dhatt Budbakk...hum goatwa se hi pooch raha hun..😆

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charu

@cjs369

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#54

Wife sent husband for shopping...
she told him to go and buy something that will make her look sexy ...
he came back with 2 bottles of Vodka & Beer...

Patni - Khidki mein parde lagwa do ... Naya padosi mujeh dekhne ki koshish karta hai..
Pati - ek baar theek se dekh lene do ...wo khud parde lagwa lega ...

wife - " shall we try different positions tonight?"
husband - "excellent Idea"
wife - "you stand at the sink and wash dishes... and I will lie on the sofa and watch TV"

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#55

Leave Letters Collection:

1."As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

2."Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

3.An incident of a leave letter: I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

4.A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

5.Another leave letter written to the principal of the school: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

6."Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

7. "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

8.Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

9.A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. "

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#56

guys, i got dis joke 4m a collection of computer jokes dat i hv, although evry1 might not b familiar wid sql query but i hope dat wont prevent ne1 from enjoying d main essence of d joke.

Wedding Query... (SQL Style):

CREATE PROCEDURE

MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male(25),
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM
India_Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionare' AND
Count(Car) > 20 AND
HouseStatus = 'ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MBA) AND Having Brothers = Null

SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccount
SET MYBalance = MyBalance + FatherInLawBalance

UPDATE MyLockerContents = MYLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO MyGarage VALUES('MERCEDES')
END
GO

Then the wife wrote the following query:-

DROP HUSBAND;

Commit;

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#57

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE ?

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...

7. Feel better?

dis is 4 all my frnds who r suffering at der work place !!😉

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#58

1machhar tufan me tha,raste me 1bada ped mila,vo uss se lipat gaya,jb tufan chala gya to machar pasina pochte hue bola-agar aaj mai nhi hota to ye ped gir hi jata😆

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Rohini Roy

@lovesuash

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#59

This joke is created by me,i am inspired from spardha's DHANANAND KA BEDROOM🤣
Ek cinema hall ka malik CGM dekhke Dhananand ka bohhhot bara fan ho gaya!!!!😲 or apne cinema hall ka naam rakh dia 'DHANANAND KI DHOTI'😆
Ab jab bhi koi film lagti hai paper me add ata hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,