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Ankita

@radhikarani

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Posted: 14 years ago

#31

Funny Bharti.
.
Once a negro child enter in Rajnikanth's hme!
Rajnikath- ae kaun?
Today dat boy is knwn as AKON.
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Once in childhood i lost my rough nte bk.
Sm1 tk n publishd it. N today its knwn as Wikipedia.
Wat a funny world

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...PARiNA...

@...PARiNA...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#32

sweet thread ankita ... lol ... chutkule corner ... 🤣

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Aishwarya

@pakhara

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#33

lol! All of these jokes are hilarious!
OMG! Heheehe!
great thread!

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#34

Tution Sir: Abey Gadhey, Home work kyu nahi karta hai tu..!

New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar,

Saale Customer se Aise baat karte hai kya.?

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#35

KHATARNAAK DOSTI"

Boy was late to reach home.

His father "kaha tha tu?"

boy- "frnd k yaha tha."

Father called his 10 friends.

4 answered

"han uncle, yahi par tha"

3 answered

"abhi just nikla hai"

2 answered

"yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya"...!

1 ne to had kr di

Answerd

"haan papa bolo";):D

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#36

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.
At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions of stars."
Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?"
Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#37

Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..?''

Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..?"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.." (*_*)

Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :(

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#38

Oath of a college boy.
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India is our nation.
Girls our destination.
Datting is occupation.
Setting is our profession.
In b/w wat the hell is this is Education.

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#39

JOKEZONE:

Santa at Petrol Pump-Bhai Rs.1 ka Petrol dal de

Salesman-Bhai itna sara dalva k kaha Jana H?

S-jana kaha hai? Hm to aise hi Paise udate H.

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#40

Lvly spardha.. 👏
Another-
A cool notice outside a petrol pump-
kripiya karke yaha Dhumpan na karein.
Ap ki zindagi ka koi kimat ho na ho bt petrol ki kimat bahut zyada h. 😎

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