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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#41

thanx radhi!!🤗

urs is awesum too.😆

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Anuja

@anu93

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#42

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Priest: So that they will love you.

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#43

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#44

Santa ki biwi mar gyi,dost use chup krane ke baad-"kuch chahiye kya?" santa- jldi se laptop le aao,
dost-kyun? Santa-facebook pe apna status change krna hai single likhna hai.
Gudmng everybody

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#45

Wife: Tumne kabhi Socha Hai k meri shaadi kisi aur se ho jaati to kya hota?

Husband: Nahi,

Maine Kabhie jisi ka bura nahi socha!

Teacher: write an essay 'if i were a Millionaire'

Everyone started writing except one boy

Teacher: why don't you begin?

Boy: waiting 4 my secretary.

that's attitude 😉

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#46

Oversmart wife- What will be the first thought cme to ur mind if i sleep with most of ur loving frnd??
Smart husband- u are a lesbian..
.
Hello frnds al f ur posts r jus 🤣

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Anuja

@anu93

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#47

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To do suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#48

Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !

[dnt hit me on this if u r a folower of baba, its just a joke]

?1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#49

MATHS Teacher to our Brilliant santa.
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"How can u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people equally? "
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.
.
Santa- Mango shake bana ke de do Ji🤣

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#50

ek meri taraf se bhi :

Mallika Sherawat bartan waale ko apne dher saare purane kapde bechte huye pucha : "in sab ka kya milega ?"

Bartanwaala: "chammach !!" 😆

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