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Abhiram Rao

@Abhiram-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#21

Nice thread Radhi!! Okay here's one...

Beta: Maa, mein bada hokar Pilot banunga.

Maa: Par mujhe pata kaise chalega ki tumhara plane kaunsa hai??

Beta: Main plane chalaate wakt, Ghar pe bomb phek jaaunga !!🤣🤣🤣

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Rohini Roy

@lovesuash

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#22

But guys!!ek baat to aap sab manoge!duniya ki saari jokes ek taraf!or hamare ghost Dhananand ji ek taraf!jab wo bolte hai!TIGRDHA DHITTAI!!phir taali marte hue DHA DHA DHIN TA DHA DHA DHIN TA!PHIR DHINAK DHINAK DHIN DHAAA!!!KYA KAHU WO LURAKTE HUE SHARABI ADA!WAH WAH WAH WAH!!LAL LAL ADHKHULI AKHE...KABHI KABHI TO ADHE AURAT BHI BAN JATE HAI!TIGR DHA!! MAZAA A JATA HAI IS JOKERNAND KO DEKH KE!

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: radhikarani
heyyy all see the big smileyyy at pg 1 soo funnnyyy.. 😆😆

continue posting jokes and make us 🤣🤣

yeah saw d big cute smiley...it ws sooo cute n funny🤣🤣

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#24

sab se bada jokes --- dhig dha dhik tei 😆😆🤣

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Rohini Roy

@lovesuash

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#25

Ha ha ha!he is seriously too funny!!

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Rohini Roy

@lovesuash

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#26

Teacher:Delhi me QUTUBMINAR hai. a student was half sleeping then...Teacher wakes him up or pucha"Badtameeez class me sota hai!bata,bata maine abhi kya kaha!!!"The boy too much confused "Sir wo...wo...ha!!!DELHI ME... KUTTA BIMAR HAI!!!"(SATISFYING SMILE)THEN...(readers imagine kar li jie!!!)

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#27

nice thread anks

will be back to make u laugh

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Anjali

@have-a-dream

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: lovesuash
But guys!!ek baat to aap sab manoge!duniya ki saari jokes ek taraf!or hamare ghost Dhananand ji ek taraf!jab wo bolte hai!TIGRDHA DHITTAI!!phir taali marte hue DHA DHA DHIN TA DHA DHA DHIN TA!PHIR DHINAK DHINAK DHIN DHAAA!!!KYA KAHU WO LURAKTE HUE SHARABI ADA!WAH WAH WAH WAH!!LAL LAL ADHKHULI AKHE...KABHI KABHI TO ADHE AURAT BHI BAN JATE HAI!TIGR DHA!! MAZAA A JATA HAI IS JOKERNAND KO DEKH KE!

🤣🤣TIGRDHA DHITTAI m in lv wid dis dialogue..hahaha
@lovesuash rgtly said no one cn compete dhananand in making us laugh🤣
awesumanand post🤣

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#29

Thanks for the hilarious thread Radhika ...it's 2 good😃

And all the Chitkules are very nice.👏

1 meri taraf se bhi:

Teacher 2 Santa-Tum mein kuch kamiyan hai...

Santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai.

Teacher: What's this?

Santa: Raymond - The Complete Man.

And funniest joke of the century: Dhigh dha dhid tei😆

Love,

Bhargavi😊

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Khushi Grover

@Amor.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#30

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