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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#121

husband - mere marne ke baad kya tum doosri shaadi karogi??
wife -nahi,main apni choti behen ke saat rahoongi..aur aap?
husband -main bhi tumhari behen ke saat rahoonga😆

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#122

2 husbands in conversation...

first-yaar zara tumhare sukhi sansaar ka raaz to batao..jab dekho
tab tumhari aur tumhare biwi ki hansne ki awaazein aati rehti hain..

second - arre,kahe ka sukhi sansaar..jab dekho tab use gussa aata
hai..aur jab use gussa aata hai woh saare bartan mujh par phenkti
hai..agar nishana sahi hua to woh hasti hai aur nishaana galat hua to main hasta hoon😆

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indupriya2008

@indupriya2008

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#123

maa-beta le sabji kha le.

beta - nahi maa.

maa- acha le juice pe le.

beta - woh bhi nahi maa.

maa-acha ice-cream kha le.

beta- nahi nahi maa.

maa-acha toh choclate toh kha hi le.

beta - bilkul nahi maa.

maa- toh matlab tu bhi apne baap ki tarah jootey khayega.

Awesome...thread radhi 👏 n nice jokes cracked . 🤣

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#124

Awesme jokes by all.
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Thnx dear.
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Ek aur jokes-
Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta hai,

"tumhara or tumhare agewale ka answer ek hai."

Tab dil se awaz aati hai...

To saale sawal bhi to ek hi tha na...

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#125

@radh - haan yaar thnks for this thread..poore forum mein
its my fav😃

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#126

thnx dear aur jokes post karna aur hasana haha

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ghotalaz

@ghotalaz

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#127

Ek din Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran ki gaadi kharab hogayi...toh dono bus stop mein bus ka intezaar kar rahe the...Bus agayi. Pran saab uspe chade...Jab Amitabh ji chadne ki koshish kar rahe the...toh bus-stop mein khade rahe ek insaan ne jaane nahin diya...Amitabh ji gussa hogaye aur puchha...mujhe jaane kyun nahin diya...apki vajah se meri bus chhutgayi...phir uss insaan ne kaha...Pran jaaye par Bachchan na jaaye