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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#111

kanjoos bania market jaata hai underwear purchase karne..
bania: yeh kitne ka hai?
shopkeeper:Rs.500
bania: arey bhai daily wear dikhao,party wear nahin😆

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#112

ladka: main tumhaare saath shaadi nahin kar sakta..
ladki:par kyun nahin?
ladka: ghar waale nahin maan rahe.
ladki: tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
ladka: ek biwi aur 2 bacche😆

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#113

Six Things Boys and Girls Do In Exam Hall

It's Quite Interesting

Six things boys do in exam hall:

1. Counting No of Girls..

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..

5. Feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..

6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.

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Six things girls do in exam hall:

(even they know or don't know)

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write

5. Write

6. Write

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#114

@ bhargavi : u r ryt dear..mera bhi exam hall me yahi experience hota hai !!😆

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#115

kid - papa ek glass pani de do..
Dad - apne aap le lo..
kid - nahin aap laake do..
Dad -agar dobaara mujhse paani maanga to 2 thappad maarunga..
kid - papa,jab thappad maarne aaoge to paani lete aana😆

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peihu

@peihu

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#116

a kid to his pregnant aunt..
kid - aunty aap ke pet mein kya hai??
aunt - ek pyaara sa nanha sa baccha..
kid - aunty agar woh itna hi pyaara hai to aapne use kha kyun liya😆

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#117

Top shayaris...

1.Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist.

2.Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL.

3.Karna parta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,
1 chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu?

4.Tum bin hum kaise ji payege,
"Aayenge, Mere Karan Arjun ayenge".

5.Call karne se pehle balance jachna,
Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna... 😆

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#118

Teacher: Bachcho,tum sab roj doodh piya karo,tumhara dimag tej hoga.

Boy: Sir,agar doodh pine se dimag tej hota, to cow ka bachcha aaj 'SCIENTIST' hota.😆
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Life me, Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..

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Cream biscuits me cream hota hai

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Tiger biscuits me Kabhi Tiger nahi hota.. 😆