//Chitkule Corner of CGM\\ - Page 11

Pati: Darling, aaj maine apne dost ko khane pe bulaya hai...toh aaj kuch special banado thik hai?

Patni: Par aaj ghar pe daal ke alawa kuch bhi nahin hai

Pati: Ek kaam karte hain'main apne dost ke saamne tumse puchhunga...khaana ready huwa ke nahin? Tum andar se jawab dena ke Bas honewala hai. Kuch der baad, tum bartan ko giradena aur main tumse puchhunga Kya huwa? Tum kehna chawal girgaya...thodi der baad phirse ek aur bartan giradena...main puchhunga...Kya huwa? Tum kehna sabzi girgayi...thodi der baad phirse ek aur bartan giradena...main puchhunga...Ab kya huwa? Tum kehna meethai girgayi...aur phir main tumhe daatne ki acting karunga aur kahunga...sab kuch giradiya ab mehmaan ko kya khilaogi...tum kehna daal baaki hai...phir main apne dost se kahunga... chalo sirf daal se hi kaam chalate hain...

Dono idea ke hisaab se kaam karte hain'

Pati apne dost ke saath baate karta hai...aur phri kuch der baad...

Pati: Khaana ready huwa ke nahin?

Andar se...

Patni: Bas honewala hai...

Kuch der baad'bartan girne ki awaaz aati hai'

Pati: Kya huwa?

Patni: Satyanaash hogaya...main lutgayi barbaad hogayi...ab main kya karu? Hey bhagawan... ab kya hoga?

Pati sochta hai...yeh itni over acting kyun kar rahi hai? Who phir puchhta hai...Arre Kya huwa?

Patni: Hona kya hai... daal hi girgayi

Two men meet at Yamlok after death...

A: Tumhari maut kaise hui?

B: Maine sucide kiya tha?

A: Kyun?

B: Maine apne biwi par shak kiya tha ki uska kisike saath affair chalraha hai. Ek din mujhe pakki khabar milgayi ke uska ashiq ghar par hai. Main office se ghar jaldi pahucha...sab jagah dhundliya par uska woh ashiq nahi mila. mujhe guilty feel hui ki maine apni devi jaisi biwi par shak kiya...main apni biwi se nazrein nahi mila paya...so maine sucide karliya...

A: Tumne sab jagah dhoonda tha kya?

B: Haan'

A: Tumne fridge kholkar kyun nahi dekha?

B: Tumhe kaise pata'ki maine fridge mein check nahin kiya tha?

A: Agar khokar dekha hota'toh aaj hum dono hi zindaa hote

In classroom'

Teacher: How many senses does human being have?

Student: Seven senses'

Teacher angrily: Oh really???😡 So in that case would you mind telling me what is the sixth sense then'😡

Student: Common sense😉

Teacher gets even more angry: NONSENSE!!!😡 Now tell me what is the seventh sense?😡

Student: You said it just now'

Zaroorat se zyaada sense ka istamal karne ko Nonsense yaani Seventh sense kehte hain'aur yeh bahut hi dangerous bhi hota hai'🤣

To prove it...another joke

There was a guy A. the balance in his mobile was about to finish. He received an SMS from his friend B'

B's SMS to A: yaar, kal ke mutabik hum dono aaj milrahe hain in ABC cafe, lekin sorry main time bhulgaya...plz mujhe time SMS karke bhejde...ok...

A is worried thinking how to SMS the time 2pm, he says to himself...agar maine time SMS kiya toh mera balance khatam ho jaayega...He uses his seventh sense & sends an SMS to B after which his entire balance finishes'guess what he wrote

A's SMS to B: Sorry yaar, main tujhe time SMS karke nahin bhejsakta kyun ki mere phone pe balance bahut kam hai. Agar main tujhe time SMS karunga toh mera balance khatam hojayegi. Tu khud hi yaad karne ki koshish kyun nahin karta ke kal humne do baje milne ka plan banaya tha

The moral of the story'Never use the seventh sense'NONSENSE!!!😆

In classroom...

Student: Sir, My head ko hindi mein kya bolte hain?

Teacher: My head ko hindi mein Mera Sar bolte hain. Thikse yaad karlena...main tumse kal yehi sawal puchhunga.

Student is reading it loudly at home... My head ka matlab hai Teacher ka Sar. His father listens it & gets angry & says My head ka matlab Teacher ka Sar nahin hai...Mera Sar hai.

Next day, student saying it aloud on the road...My head ka matlab Daddy ka Sar hai... The neighbour hears it & says My head ka matlab Daddy ka Sar nahin hain... Mera Sar hai...

Poor student is completely confused...

At school, teacher asks him...

Teacher: Tumne thikse yaad karliya naa...kal joh maine tumhe yaad karne ke liye kaha tha..Ab batao... My head ko hindi mein kya bolte hain?

Student: My head ka matlab hai... School mein Teacher ka Sar... Ghar par Daddy ka Sar aur ... Raste mein Padosi ka Sar...

Originally posted by: radhikarani

hilarious joke