The CAS Rant Club: Vent, vent and vent! (Fun thread) 2.0 - Page 9

Originally posted by: Astoria

God,I understand it all now.This danger is looming large in our society.I am wondering if we should hire the CID team to solve this problem

Originally posted by: shailusri1983

The magnitude of the problem is such that ACP Pradhyuman of CID is not sufficient for it. You need to recruit the FBI,Interpol and 10 other such top notch investigative agencies to even touch the tip of this iceberg.

God,I think we have to get the X-Men and the Avengers to solve this problem.Also the Justice League.

what is the problem that needed to solved by both marvel and dc comics members?

Arijit,shailusri1983 has explained the problem like this-

Ashok-Keechak showdown would go somewhat like this.

Ashok and Keechak are in a swordfight. Dishes and furniture go flying everywhere.People are running helter skelter.

Ashok: Die Keechak die!😡

Keechak: Ashok let me explain (panting)

Ashok: Your actions have done all your explanations. You killed my pujya guruji Acharya Devavrat.(Never mind that I never listened to him.)

Keechak: Your pujya gurujis have a habit of kicking the bucket...

Ashok: Ardhath?

Keechak: Chanakya was a mastermind who was dealing with conspiracies while you were dandled on your mother's knee. Within a year of meeting you he goes off ALONE to meet a villian.Very careless of him.

Ashok: And...

Keechak: Acharya Devavrat who had been keeping his head down and plotting behind my back leads a suicide charge to my palace.Again careless.

Ashok: Pfft! I suppose you have an explanation.

Keechak: Ashok you are a VAMPIRE!

Ashok: Are you calling me a bloodsucker?

Keechak: I should clarify. You suck the intelligence out of everyone you meet. It does not happen instantly. But slowly but surely they lose their brains.The process is especially fast if the person happens to be elderly.

Ashok: And I become more intelligent! That makes sense.

Keechak: Erm... not noticably. (hums Swamni Biggest Nautanki in the tune of Sheila ki jawani)

Ashok: Tell me, will I glitter in sunlight too?

Keechak: No Ashok. Much as the fangirls wish otherwise.

Ashok: Keechak, you are really smart.

Keechak: And I'd like to remain so. So how about...

Ashok: Die Keechak die!😡

that's a good one, capricorne, but, PLEASE DO NOT CALL THOSE PIXIES FROM TWILIGHT VAMPIRES!!!

LOL capri I was waiting for your update nice one lmao

@ReyTheJedi Coming up with another short piece.I would love to see more from you guys.

Originally posted by: Arijit007

that's a good one, capricorne, but, PLEASE DO NOT CALL THOSE PIXIES FROM TWILIGHT VAMPIRES!!!

Agreed. Pixies would do nicely😆 If vampires were real they would be pissed at what they have been reduced to. I think Angel and Spike's reaction is perfect

Originally posted by: capricornrcks

@ReyTheJedi Coming up with another short piece.I would love to see more from you guys.



Agreed. Pixies would do nicely😆 If vampires were real they would be pissed at what they have been reduced to. I think Angel and Spike's reaction is perfect

Man I am bad at creative stories so if Ashok is vampire ? Can he turn off his pesky human emotions :D coz it has been always problem

http://uploadpie.com/4lnS8

This was the pic that i wanted to put up. Angel and Spike's reaction on hearing about Twilight vampires!

@ReyTheJedi
If it weren't for the fact that vampires were traditionally thought to be sterile, I can see Acharya Chanakya dragging Ashok willy-nilly to Romenia to be made a vampire. Or getting his emotions surgically removed.