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"I'm her daddy, NOT her dad!

And YES, she IS baaligh..."

Originally posted by: Galouti

Pehli baar alia bacchi nahi buddi dikh rahi hai

Kya ho gaya isko

Alia: Halwa banana seekh lo, Ranbir, nahin toh woke duniya humari shaadi hone na denge.

ranbir is wearing a terrible wig now. (not the caption)

Originally posted by: Galouti

Ranbir: I am here to talk about Brahmastra and not my personal life with Alia. Theek bola naa, Ayan.

Alia: Kitne bhi tu bahane bana le, teri Biwi toh main ban ke rahungi.

Alia singing in her head:

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

I wanna take a ride on your disco 💕

I wanna kiss you

But if I do, then I might miss you, babe

It's complicated and stupid

Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid

Guess he wants to play, wants to play

A LoveGame, a LoveGame

Alia's dress is horrible

Me looking at my growing pile of regrets.