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Posted: 11 years ago
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IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED


DEADLY JODI:



THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED!!!!!!!


TOTAL DOMESTIC COLLECTION: 139.35 CR

most reliable source: https://krkboxoffice.com/collections/bang-bang.aspx


Reaction from the stars:

Hrithik Roshan aka THREE THUMBS: My dad told me the movie is doing great. KRK is a liar. Three Thumbs UP for my movie.
It's the best movie ever made. Indians love it more than Kick.


Rajeev Masand: The film then isn't unwatchable, but at 2 hours and 35 minutes, it certainly tests your patience.

Katrina Kaif aka DEADWOOD: It's nice the movie is doing so great. I heard it became a blockbuster within 3 days?
The story is appreciated and my performance is lauded.


Anupama Chopra: "Katrina Kaif is like a beautiful piece of dead wood, absolutely inert!"

Reaction from other actors and actresses:

Deepika Padukone: She is just a horrible actress. I want Shiv Sena to see her passport and sent her back to wherever she came from.
She ruined my life. I gave myself completely to Ranbir because I thought we would end up getting married one day.
She stole him. Now I have sinned. Her movie flopped? CHIII I read it's a semi-hit? Semi-Hit is another word for FLOP?

Hey Katerrrina:


Alia Bhatt: I'm a better actress. I want Ranbir and I want to become the number one actress. Good to hear her movie flopped.
Guess Indian men aren't so bad. I thought they would watch the movie thrice each day just to see her dancing. Thankfully I was wrong.
Mera Bharat Mahan JAI HIND.

Hey Kat look away now:


Salman Khan: They told me Hrithik is a bigger actor than me


Shahrukh Khan: I don't really care. But this news is making me nervous. What if Happy New Year flops too? I worked really hard.

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Suzanne Khan aka bitter EX: Good that I divorced him. His career is going down.


...Mehr Jessica: You can have him Suzzy. It's not like Arjun has such a great career.

Ranbir Kapoor aka Booger Boy: We are going to get married in february 2015 anyway.
It's a wonderful thing her career has finally come to an end. I want to have atleast 4 babies:

Ranbir Jr
Ranir
Rabir
Biru

Yeah 4 boys. I don't trust maids and nannies so I need a housewife to take care of them. Also Katrina at home gives me freedom to actually:
Bang Bang with some of my young gorgeous co-stars.


IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED!!!!!



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Posted: 11 years ago
#2
😆 😆 😆


The real party will begin when Happy New Year flops:)
Which it probably won't 🤢
Edited by Hazardous - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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we should not be celebrating sm1's loss
but I m kinda happy that it didn't do well

didn't even care to watch this movie after seeing it's promos 😕
I might try later

haider on the other hand deserves much more success
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sunshine_1130

we should not be celebrating sm1's loss
but I m kinda happy that it didn't do well

didn't even care to watch this movie after seeing it's promos 😕
I might try later

haider on the other hand deserves much more success


no? why not? should we celebrate when they become more rich while we become poor because we're paying cinema tickets to watch their movies?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣

holy hell that was hilarious, it was probably better than the actual movie screenplay!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ILoveFERNANDO

Shahrukh Khan: I don't really care. But this news is making me nervous. What if Happy New Year flops too? I worked really hard.




Aataa majhi satakli...Sanaaa😡😡😡
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sana you should ask Virgil Idiot to put a tab in your name on his site. He can write all those reviews on silly films and you can trash them after they flop. Would be fun. This was hilarious. Loved everybody's response. 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: blue-ice




Aataa majhi satakli...Sanaaa😡😡😡



😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Rofl, far better than movie storyline
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Carrot gifs for Salman reaction 🤣

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